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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Defender wrote:
    Turbo Mugen does not appear to understand how this place works, which implies that he did not lurk. If I were to give advice to Turbo Mugen it would be not to ask so many questions about how the place works, but instead spend a week just reading so that he can answer his own questions. After that, he should know how things go and be ready to post.
    So, Defender, you are saying that there is no room for improvement here at all and because I have a new join date my questions are better left to someone else or what?

    What I'm saying is that your questions are the ones that every new person would ask, and if every new person did ask them, we'd basically have no time to do anything but answer these questions. Most places have a FAQ or whatever for this kind of thing; we have a "lurk before you post" rule.

    Defender on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Defender wrote:
    Turbo Mugen does not appear to understand how this place works, which implies that he did not lurk. If I were to give advice to Turbo Mugen it would be not to ask so many questions about how the place works, but instead spend a week just reading so that he can answer his own questions. After that, he should know how things go and be ready to post.
    So, Defender, you are saying that there is no room for improvement here at all and because I have a new join date my questions are better left to someone else or what?

    Where did your name come from by the way? I like it, it is simple and elegant.

    SE++ can't be taught.

    It must be learned through independent research. And you can't use wikipedia as a source.

    MKR on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    I like ham.

    The Geek on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Defender wrote:
    What I'm saying is that your questions are the ones that every new person would ask, and if every new person did ask them, we'd basically have no time to do anything but answer these questions. Most places have a FAQ or whatever for this kind of thing; we have a "lurk before you post" rule.
    MKR wrote:
    SE++ can't be taught.

    It must be learned through independent research. And you can't use wikipedia as a source.

    Yup.
    The Geek wrote:
    I like ham.

    He sure does!

    Defender on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Despite what I thought

    a search for "ham" in all of the geeks posts only yields 2 pages of results

    The Far Side on
  • Turbo MugenTurbo Mugen Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Honestly, I don't think any of the well-known idiots are all that dumb, aside from Borfase. The incredibly stupid ones usually leave after a few posts. No person in the world is dumb enough to keep posting after a threadfull of people saying they're an idiot, unless they're pulling the "Idiotic Troll" routine. Like Piotyr.
    I don't know. That Idiotic Troll thing sounds like the Socratic method applied to a forum. It is a very easy and lazy way to get students to think through a problem for themselves...

    It is really annoying in person though.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Honestly, I don't think any of the well-known idiots are all that dumb, aside from Borfase. The incredibly stupid ones usually leave after a few posts. No person in the world is dumb enough to keep posting after a threadfull of people saying they're an idiot, unless they're pulling the "Idiotic Troll" routine. Like Piotyr.
    I don't know. That Idiotic Troll thing sounds like the Socratic method applied to a forum. It is a very easy and lazy way to get students to think through a problem for themselves...

    It is really annoying in person though.

    Borfase's real-life counterpoint is not the barely-literate retard that Borfase the forumer is.

    Defender on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Despite what I thought

    a search for "ham" in all of the geeks posts only yields 2 pages of results

    A general search for ham returns 44 pages.

    Ham is a very popular topic of discussion here at PA.

    MKR on
  • Turbo MugenTurbo Mugen Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Defender wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Honestly, I don't think any of the well-known idiots are all that dumb, aside from Borfase. The incredibly stupid ones usually leave after a few posts. No person in the world is dumb enough to keep posting after a threadfull of people saying they're an idiot, unless they're pulling the "Idiotic Troll" routine. Like Piotyr.
    I don't know. That Idiotic Troll thing sounds like the Socratic method applied to a forum. It is a very easy and lazy way to get students to think through a problem for themselves...

    It is really annoying in person though.

    Borfase's real-life counterpoint is not the barely-literate retard that Borfase the forumer is.
    I was not talking about Borfase. That name just sounds like it was chosen to convey a severe mental handicap.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Defender wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Honestly, I don't think any of the well-known idiots are all that dumb, aside from Borfase. The incredibly stupid ones usually leave after a few posts. No person in the world is dumb enough to keep posting after a threadfull of people saying they're an idiot, unless they're pulling the "Idiotic Troll" routine. Like Piotyr.
    I don't know. That Idiotic Troll thing sounds like the Socratic method applied to a forum. It is a very easy and lazy way to get students to think through a problem for themselves...

    It is really annoying in person though.

    Borfase's real-life counterpoint is not the barely-literate retard that Borfase the forumer is.
    I was not talking about Borfase. That name just sounds like it was chosen to convey a severe mental handicap.

    You're catching on.

    MKR on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    Dynagrip on
  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    I dunno, Dahlmer's method of dumping acid into dead human skulls to make zombies seemed like a great idea...


    (I think it was him...)

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    I dunno, Dahlmer's method of dumping acid into dead human skulls to make zombies seemed like a great idea...


    (I think it was him...)

    How the fuck does that help in making zombies? Where are the motor reflexes coming from then? Zombie cock? FUCK NO!

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    I dunno, Dahlmer's method of dumping acid into dead human skulls to make zombies seemed like a great idea...
    (I think it was him...)
    CT was scary enough alive. Let's not give him an insatiable hunger for human brains while we're at it. Hell nah.

    Dynagrip on
  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    I dunno, Dahlmer's method of dumping acid into dead human skulls to make zombies seemed like a great idea...
    (I think it was him...)
    CT was scary enough alive. Let's not give him an insatiable hunger for human brains while we're at it. Hell nah.

    Wait, he didn't already have that?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Yeah, I always assumed he gained power by consuming the brains of lesser people and adding their uniqueness to his own.

    MKR on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    MKR wrote:
    Yeah, I always assumed he gained power by consuming the brains of lesser people and adding their uniqueness to his own.

    Lesser people?

    Shit, we are all doomed!

    As7 on
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  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Slagmire wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    I dunno, Dahlmer's method of dumping acid into dead human skulls to make zombies seemed like a great idea...


    (I think it was him...)

    How the fuck does that help in making zombies? Where are the motor reflexes coming from then? Zombie cock? FUCK YES!

    DarkHawke on
  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    DarkHawke wrote:
    Slagmire wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    I dunno, Dahlmer's method of dumping acid into dead human skulls to make zombies seemed like a great idea...


    (I think it was him...)

    How the fuck does that help in making zombies? Where are the motor reflexes coming from then? Zombie cock? FUCK YES!

    You know this conversation will now dwindle down to the zombie porn movie. You know that right?

    Slagmire on
  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Slagmire wrote:
    DarkHawke wrote:
    Slagmire wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    I dunno, Dahlmer's method of dumping acid into dead human skulls to make zombies seemed like a great idea...


    (I think it was him...)

    How the fuck does that help in making zombies? Where are the motor reflexes coming from then? Zombie cock? FUCK YES!

    You know this conversation will now dwindle down to the zombie porn movie. You know that right?

    Are you implying this is a bad thing?

    DarkHawke on
  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    DarkHawke wrote:
    Slagmire wrote:
    DarkHawke wrote:
    Slagmire wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    I dunno, Dahlmer's method of dumping acid into dead human skulls to make zombies seemed like a great idea...


    (I think it was him...)

    How the fuck does that help in making zombies? Where are the motor reflexes coming from then? Zombie cock? FUCK YES!

    You know this conversation will now dwindle down to the zombie porn movie. You know that right?

    Are you implying this is a bad thing?

    ...











































    ...no.

    Slagmire on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    There's a zombie porn movie?

    Sign me up.

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    exxxorcist

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  • ThundarThundar Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Somebody volunteer to be turbo mugen's big brother. I wanna see watch.

    Thundar on
    Hello.
  • SygnonSygnon Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    dawn of the dongs

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  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Evil Dongs.

    Army of Dongness.

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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Dong of the Dead...











    how did you guys miss that?

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    We could branch out into porno-zombie games!

    Chubbs the Zombie!

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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Dong Rising ftw


    Also:

    INTERACTIVE DONGS ON EVERY CORNER!
    DO ZOMBIE MAIDENS WITH GOLF-CLUBS
    EVERYTHING SCREWABLE WITH EVERY PART FALLING OFF

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    There was an SNL skit long, long ago - I think Phil Hartman was in it - about zombies that masturbate at the Drive-In and/or makeout point.

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    "Bone of the Father, Unknowingly given, You will renew your son. Flesh of the servant, Willingly given, You will revive your master. Blood of the enemy, Foricbly taken, You will resurrect your foe."

    That is the only way we can get him back without him being a zombie. It's proven, Lord Voldemort did it, why can't Tube?[/quote]

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dong Rising ftw


    Also:

    INTERACTIVE DONGS ON EVERY CORNER!
    DO ZOMBIE MAIDENS WITH GOLF-CLUBS
    EVERYTHING SCREWABLE WITH EVERY PART FALLING OFF

    this is an even better idea then the cripplefight mmo

    Kovak on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Orestes wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    There is no way we're bringing Tube back unless we get down to business with an air-tight resurrection game plan. Not like the zombie way though. That would hella suck...

    "Bone of the Father, Unknowingly given, You will renew your son. Flesh of the servant, Willingly given, You will revive your master. Blood of the enemy, Foricbly taken, You will resurrect your foe."

    That is the only way we can get him back without him being a zombie. It's proven, Lord Voldemort did it, why can't Tube?
    no

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tube was a nice guy.

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  • anarcakeanarcake regular
    edited December 2006
    Dong Rising ftw


    Also:

    INTERACTIVE DONGS ON EVERY CORNER!
    DO ZOMBIE MAIDENS WITH GOLF-CLUBS
    EVERYTHING SCREWABLE WITH EVERY PART FALLING OFF

    this is an even better idea then the cripplefight mmo

    NO WAY

    A Cripplefight MMO would rule

    Hella picking which class of gimp you got to be, got different factions going down, retarded players shouting "nerf amputees"

    Takes five minutes to open a door.

    Hell yes.

    anarcake on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    He always said what needed to be said.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    So off-topic man. We're talking about making Zombie-Tube/Zombie Porn Games/Zombies eating dongs.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    my ego search is pretty killer these days

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    phonehand gives great tugjobs

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I am 100% certain there has been a "Horrors of Porn" Something Awful article on such an existing film.

    Edit: HAHAHA on zombies not of Phonehand.

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