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The Discovery of America

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "I've made a huge mistake" - Leif Eriksson



    'Erik the Red's parents had to flee Norway because of "some killings" as The Saga of Erik the Red recounts. The family settled in western Iceland. The Icelanders later sentenced Erik to a three-year exile for several murders around the year 982. According to The Saga of Erik the Red, his neighbour Thorgest borrowed a shovel and when it did not come back to Erik, he sought an explanation. When Thorgest refused to return it, Erik stole the shovel back. In the ensuing chase, he killed Thorgest. A second crime laid at Erik's door occurred when he insisted upon revenge for the deaths of his slaves who had "accidentally started a landslide" on Valthjof's farm. Valthjof murderously punished the slaves for this misfortune. Erik did not take kindly to this and so slew Valthjof. The Icelanders eventually convicted Erik of these murders and banished him from Iceland. This event led him and a group of followers to travel to the lands nearly 500 miles west of Iceland.' haha dude didn't take no gruff

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Erik the Red was basically a man who killed many, many people for various, seemingly petty reasons.

    Metzger Meister on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Alright so I have the majority of a bottle of good mead in me right now

    And I'm considering this day well celebrated

    But I didn't get into any fights or rape any women

    I mean, the relay for life is going on at my school and I like, walked next to some dudes I knew in it for a little bit, so I guess I got into a fight with cancer, does that count?

    And I like found some dude's beret, that's kinda like pillaging. And we convinced another guy that I'd stolen from him, that's like comedy and pillaging all rolled into one.

    Quetzi on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I guess I got into a fight with cancer, does that count?

    Did you beat cancer?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    nobody beats cancer

    Raneados on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    shiiit it is raining like balls outside

    Raneados on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you hush raneados, it has dumped like six inches of snow overnight here.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i'd like some snow please

    i love snow

    I'd give snow a blow job fo sho

    Raneados on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my yard is pristine
    a blanket of virgin white
    hair tracks disturb it

    haikus are for fags
    and i suck at writing them
    let's all post haiku

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my yard is pristine
    a blanket of virgin white
    hair tracks disturb it

    haikus are for fags
    and i suck at writing them
    let's all post haiku

    I have considered
    and finally decided
    the answer's "nah bitch"

    Butler on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Erik the Red was basically a man who killed many, many people for various, seemingly petty reasons.

    it's like you've never heard of vikings before

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I kept my head down and didn't commit any real violence as a child
    hell, to this day I still haven't thrown a punch

    I'm just going to write you out a prescription here for two testicles. You go ahead and cash it in whenever. k?

    The_Scarab on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I kept my head down and didn't commit any real violence as a child
    hell, to this day I still haven't thrown a punch

    I'm just going to write you out a prescription here for two testicles. You go ahead and cash it in whenever. k?

    He has balls, he just doesn't keep them in his head like you do.

    Butler on
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