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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Real photograph:
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    Thetans?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It is a cruel, cruel joke that a freezer can "freeze up". That there is ice all over something should indicate that it is cold, not broken.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Backstop wrote: »
    Thread title fits in nicely with the new "dress like an 80's hooker, no really" ads American Apparel is slathering all over the Net.
    Holy crap, I thought you were exaggerating...

    NSFW
    http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200803/E24qqC
    http://www.diminishingreturns.net/images/blog/06winter/american_apparel_ad.jpg

    Are those for real??

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It is a cruel, cruel joke that a freezer can "freeze up". That there is ice all over something should indicate that it is cold, not broken.

    yeah, I laughed the first time I saw an AC that had frozen up

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Maybe I just like 80's hookers.
    Hookers: yet another thing the 80s were totally awesome for.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hmm its friday, already did my test today, bored and got nothing to do.

    Maybe I should be lazy and go home already.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Backstop wrote: »
    Thread title fits in nicely with the new "dress like an 80's hooker, no really" ads American Apparel is slathering all over the Net.

    You ever actually walk by an American Apparel? The urge to masturbate is ridiculous.

    Maybe I just like 80's hookers.
    You must. The one here just has some somewhat-Jewish looking girl plastered across all the windows. It's like workout video porn.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Backstop wrote: »
    Thread title fits in nicely with the new "dress like an 80's hooker, no really" ads American Apparel is slathering all over the Net.
    Holy crap, I thought you were exaggerating...

    NSFW
    http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200803/E24qqC
    http://www.diminishingreturns.net/images/blog/06winter/american_apparel_ad.jpg

    Are those for real??

    Dude. Yes.

    You should go to their site sometime. It's just stylish softcore all over the place. It is awesome.

    (also their shirts are very comfy. not that i would wear one. but the material is nice.)

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah richy

    their ads have always been that creepy

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My head is killing me

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I GISed American Apparel....

    Are they actually putting those ads up in places?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I GISed American Apparel....

    Are they actually putting those ads up in places?
    Everywhere the trendy people are.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, it's a good thing I try to trim my quote trees anyway. I didn't know there was an actual 5-quote limit.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, it's a good thing I try to trim my quote trees anyway. I didn't know there was an actual 5-quote limit.
    It's somewhat loosely enforced. Spoilering the tree is acceptable too.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Backstop wrote: »
    Thread title fits in nicely with the new "dress like an 80's hooker, no really" ads American Apparel is slathering all over the Net.
    Holy crap, I thought you were exaggerating...

    NSFW
    http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200803/E24qqC
    http://www.diminishingreturns.net/images/blog/06winter/american_apparel_ad.jpg

    Are those for real??

    Dude. Yes.

    You should go to their site sometime. It's just stylish softcore all over the place. It is awesome.

    (also their shirts are very comfy. not that i would wear one. but the material is nice.)

    O_o

    I mean, I know sex sells, but isn't this becoming a little too overt?

    And to think, I still remember when I was a kid and people complained about the lines in an ice cube in a Coke ad looking vaguely like the outline of a naked woman.

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, it's a good thing I try to trim my quote trees anyway. I didn't know there was an actual 5-quote limit.
    It's somewhat loosely enforced. Spoilering the tree is acceptable too.

    Tell that to my infraction.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, it's a good thing I try to trim my quote trees anyway. I didn't know there was an actual 5-quote limit.
    It's somewhat loosely enforced. Spoilering the tree is acceptable too.

    Basically, it's enforced if the content of the quote tree annoys Elki. Namely, if it's a pun tree.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I GISed American Apparel....

    Are they actually putting those ads up in places?

    yes. they are huge and i'm all

    "guys let's go in!"

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Poor, Poor AJ.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, it's a good thing I try to trim my quote trees anyway. I didn't know there was an actual 5-quote limit.
    It's somewhat loosely enforced. Spoilering the tree is acceptable too.

    Basically, it's enforced if the content of the quote tree annoys Elki. Namely, if it's a pun tree.

    or if it is a blight on the forums, AJA

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm not out drinking again

    I think I have a problem

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The infraction in the infraction log surprised me to the extent that I thought it was a new rule. Guess not.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Poor, Poor AJ.
    I know. I used to respect him. Then he got an infraction. Now he's just some low-life law-breaking troll to me. Time to add him to my ignore list, along with Obs and Church.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
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    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanks for opening up a jizz soaked chat Elki

    Oh please like its your first time.

    D:

    "My my chat you came all over my bed and chair and carpet... Christ its like a flashbomb went off in here... SO TURNED ON!"

    Ever see a swimming pool full of yogurt?

    but you're so quiet and nice in person!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, it's a good thing I try to trim my quote trees anyway. I didn't know there was an actual 5-quote limit.
    It's somewhat loosely enforced. Spoilering the tree is acceptable too.

    Will someone think of the puns!

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, it's a good thing I try to trim my quote trees anyway. I didn't know there was an actual 5-quote limit.
    It's somewhat loosely enforced. Spoilering the tree is acceptable too.

    Will someone think of the puns!
    The infractable one was a titty tree, not a pun tree.

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Poor, Poor AJ.
    I know. I used to respect him. Then he got an infraction. Now he's just some low-life law-breaking troll to me. Time to add him to my ignore list, along with Obs and Church.

    Yeah fuck him.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love how you can select an error message in your message panel in SQL Server 2005, and press F1 for the help, and after a minute of loading up pops the help window on the useless "Welcome to SQL Server 2005" page with no information whatsoever about the error message you wanted help on.

    Wait, did I say love? I meant HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    I love how you can select an error message in your message panel in SQL Server 2005, and press F1 for the help, and after a minute of loading up pops the help window on the useless "Welcome to SQL Server 2005" page with no information whatsoever about the error message you wanted help on.

    Wait, did I say love? I meant HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.
    I tend to use google for all my error messages.

    But that's all regular PC stuff, so yours are probably a lot more complicated.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A euephemism tree is not a pun tree

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    titty tree
    is that like a pussy willow?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So I just learned that the older one of my two younger, delinquent brothers is now serving a minimum 30 days in jail, no hope for bail etc etc

    Why?

    At a TRAFFIC TICKET HEARING with his girlfriend (who he accidentally impregnated because his patented method of "pulling out" didn't work. They got an abortion) he called the Judge a "Cocksucker"

    The kicker? This Judge used to be a lawyer...our family lawyer. Who once kept the SAME BROTHER out of jail for possession because he thought he could improve

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    A euephemism tree is not a pun tree

    You're just jealous because you don't know as many words for boobs as Fluffy and I do.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm not out drinking again

    I think I have a problem

    You and me both buddy.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wanna go home

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well arch, looks like you got the last good batch of baby batter. And it was already slightly off.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, it's a good thing I try to trim my quote trees anyway. I didn't know there was an actual 5-quote limit.
    It's somewhat loosely enforced. Spoilering the tree is acceptable too.

    Tell that to my infraction.

    you got an infraction for using the thread as a retard dump, a la G&T

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Well arch, looks like you got the last good batch of baby batter. And it was already slightly off.

    Hahahahahaha....

    jerk

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    I love how you can select an error message in your message panel in SQL Server 2005, and press F1 for the help, and after a minute of loading up pops the help window on the useless "Welcome to SQL Server 2005" page with no information whatsoever about the error message you wanted help on.

    Wait, did I say love? I meant HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.

    The Windows help functionality is and always has been completely useless

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    When I was a child, I tried putting a pussy willow in water, thinking it would eventually grow into a cat.

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