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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    what if I don't give a shit about my candle
    what if I just wanna make some self-righteous butthead sit in the dark

    its you! your the butthead!

    A butthead named Your?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    it's hilarious how hard randall tries to convince us how disconnected from our petty mortal concerns he is

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    apparently you missed the post where I said that wasn't actually true at all, but I do try to separate emotions from logic whenever I can

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    as feminism club president,

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    randall just cares so much about looking like he doesn't care.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And how hard he tries to convince us that he's doing a thing unlike what he's actually doing.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Logic's pretty nice, but emotions are pretty good to have too

    you can't eschew one for the other or you will be an imbalanced, unrelatable freak

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    guys you just don't understand Randall! *sob*

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And the worst part of it is that he's solely responsible for all the rage he gets. The spotlight is voluntary.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    guys you just don't understand Randall! *sob*
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am visualizing this thread not existing

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    aw yeah honey i'm the co-captain of the quizbowl team, doesn't that get you as hard as a rock

    wait

    i don't think "hard as a rock" is an attribute I would want in potential honeys

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    aw yeah honey i'm the co-captain of the quizbowl team, doesn't that get you as hard as a rock

    wait

    i don't think "hard as a rock" is an attribute I would want in potential honeys

    nipples duh

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    The real secret...

    Getting pussy.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    aw yeah honey i'm the co-captain of the quizbowl team, doesn't that get you as hard as a rock

    wait

    i don't think "hard as a rock" is an attribute I would want in potential honeys

    nipples duh

    do you frequently ask women if you're making them hard

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    aw yeah honey i'm the co-captain of the quizbowl team, doesn't that get you as hard as a rock

    wait

    i don't think "hard as a rock" is an attribute I would want in potential honeys

    nipples duh

    do you frequently ask women if you're making them hard

    that's my secret to pulling in all the bitches

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    so that's where I went wrong

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you gotta be upfront with it

    that's the trick

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am visualizing my band concert going well in an hour

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am visualizing so many gummi bears

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    goddamnit now I want candy

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am now visualizing a band concert played by gummi bears

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    unintentional what have you done? the band is melting all over the stage! the concert is ruined!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    goddamnit now I want candy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQvLKYu7izQ

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sex with animals? THERE'S NO TIME MAN

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    unintentional what have you done? the band is melting all over the stage! the concert is ruined!

    jazz flavoured gummi saxophones

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    children are impressionable and their opinions and viewpoints are easy to shape

    especially when you are an authority figure that the children are specifically told to listen to, learn from, and acknowledge what they say as true

    so when a teacher brings their personal beliefs or whatever diet/new age movement/political viewpoint they are into right now into the classroom, it's usually fucking deplorable the effect it has on the students

    especially kids in elementary and middle school. teenagers tend to be a little more resistant to this shit, as teenagers tend to be pretty full of themselves and rebellious by nature and aren't as open to suggestion as say

    an 11 year old

    so a vegan elementary school teacher who pushes her shit on her students, for example

    deserves a reprimand

    nah see in fifth grade my teacher was a huuuuuuuuuge packers fan and basically tried to bribe the class into rooting for them because they were in the super bowl that year

    and they won that year but the next year they lost to the broncos and that is why I cheer for the denver broncos

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    goddamnit now I want candy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQvLKYu7izQ

    I thought you said you didn't like this guy

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't think I ever said that

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goddammit you fucks are making me wanna put in ATHF Vol. 1.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Goddammit you fucks are making me wanna put in ATHF Vol. 1.

    Watch the movie instead.

    Don't talk, watch

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BigDes wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Goddammit you fucks are making me wanna put in ATHF Vol. 1.

    Watch the movie instead.

    Don't talk, watch

    YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Goddammit you fucks are making me wanna put in ATHF Vol. 1.

    Watch the movie instead.

    Don't talk, watch

    YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT

    DON'T LIKE IT, WALK OUT

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    I don't think I ever said that

    Whoops
    Mistook you for Geebs
    Again

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Goddammit you fucks are making me wanna put in ATHF Vol. 1.

    Watch the movie instead.

    Don't talk, watch

    YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT

    DON'T LIKE IT, WALK OUT

    WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Goddammit you fucks are making me wanna put in ATHF Vol. 1.

    Watch the movie instead.

    Don't talk, watch

    YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT

    DON'T LIKE IT, WALK OUT

    WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!

    DO NOT NUDGE KICK OR JIGGLE THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    children are impressionable and their opinions and viewpoints are easy to shape

    especially when you are an authority figure that the children are specifically told to listen to, learn from, and acknowledge what they say as true

    so when a teacher brings their personal beliefs or whatever diet/new age movement/political viewpoint they are into right now into the classroom, it's usually fucking deplorable the effect it has on the students

    especially kids in elementary and middle school. teenagers tend to be a little more resistant to this shit, as teenagers tend to be pretty full of themselves and rebellious by nature and aren't as open to suggestion as say

    an 11 year old

    so a vegan elementary school teacher who pushes her shit on her students, for example

    deserves a reprimand

    nah see in fifth grade my teacher was a huuuuuuuuuge packers fan and basically tried to bribe the class into rooting for them because they were in the super bowl that year

    and they won that year but the next year they lost to the broncos and that is why I cheer for the denver broncos

    Geebs is that really why you are a Broncos fan

    thats kinda sad

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I AM SITTING THERE! I AM EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, AND I WILL CUT YOU UP

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    IF YOU MAKE OUT HERE I WILL CUT YOUR LIPS AND TONGUE FROM YOUR HEAD WITH A

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    LINOLEUM KNIIIIFFFEEEEE

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