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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Servo wrote: »
    here's the thing- yes, the "team of badasses" story is basically its own action sub-genre. the losers comic is that, done really well. it's like an A-grade b-action movie, if that makes sense.

    sorry Servo, nothing that bears any resemblance to any other thing can ever be good

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    unfortunate timing, Bale

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLB, did you know there is an Expendables tie in comic?

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tell me Liefield is drawing it

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bras and Braselles, The Losers is totally streets behind.

    I saw it this afternoon, and the theater was only 1/3 full at most. While Servo's description is pretty much exactly what the Losers is in comics and it works, on screen it doesn't translate well. Aisha is latino now for some reason (what, we can't have a crazy muslim woman killer these days?), some of the sets looked cheap, and the dude playing Max didn't feel as menacing/mysterious as he should have for such an important role (he never got across the Max is totally fucking crazy bit). I even admit to nodding off a bit around the beginning in Houston, though I admit this might have been due to playing tennis in the morning and not the movie. The girlfriend, who enjoyed Kick Ass last week, thought that the comic they based it off of must have been pretty bad for the movie to turn out like that, and I can get where she's coming from in thinking that.

    It's average at best, Chris Evans is the only standout person though Jensen seems more capable in the film as a result.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Bras and Braselles, The Losers is totally streets behind.

    I saw it this afternoon, and the theater was only 1/3 full at most. While Servo's description is pretty much exactly what the Losers is in comics and it works, on screen it doesn't translate well. Aisha is latino now for some reason (what, we can't have a crazy muslim woman killer these days?), some of the sets looked cheap, and the dude playing Max didn't feel as menacing/mysterious as he should have for such an important role (he never got across the Max is totally fucking crazy bit). I even admit to nodding off a bit around the beginning in Houston, though I admit this might have been due to playing tennis in the morning and not the movie. The girlfriend, who enjoyed Kick Ass last week, thought that the comic they based it off of must have been pretty bad for the movie to turn out like that, and I can get where she's coming from in thinking that.

    It's average at best, Chris Evans is the only standout person though Jensen seems more capable in the film as a result.

    Aww man, well thats crossed off my pay to see list.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah I'm going to skip the Losers and see Kick-Ass at least one more time. Then it's Iron Man 2 baby.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Yeah I'm going to skip the Losers and see Kick-Ass at least one more time. Then it's Iron Man 2 baby.

    Do me a favour when you go again. Rub...rub the screen with my penis. It's being shipped to you by next-day delivery as we speak.

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    Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well, the Losers was about as good as I expected it to be, which wasn't very much. But on the upside there were some good scenes and performances (mainly by Chris Evans, which surprised me). Everything else was just a combination of one-liners and one-dimensional character development. The main reason I went to see this movie was to gauge Evans' propensity to carry a role, which he did adequately considering what he had to work with. I wish I had more movies I could study, with him in it, to better gauge his acumen in a serious role.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Okay, the Losers was actually pretty great.

    And the Expendables will be pretty great.

    And then the A-Team will be pretty great. And then I've have a triple-feature showing and it will be the best ever.

    But yeah, it was a run of the mill "Team of Badasses Movie", but Chris Evans was good comic relief, and the villain dude was hilariously over-the-top mean to everyone in petty and terrible ways. He basically wore a sign that said "this man is as bad... as the heroes are good." I would honestly recommend it, even though I was incredibly cagey going in.


    Also! A man in the theater told me to "CUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT OUT I'M TIRED OF IT GODDAMN IT" and called the manager, because I was laughing? It's... it's actually a funny movie. I don't really understand how he could not laugh, but I realized his whole crowd was silent during the funny bits. So that was weird.

    It did make me happy, though, that my girlfriend asked him if he "wanted to take this outside motherfucker!"

    The worst part is after he yelled at me, a comically over the top action climax occurred, and I resorted to just smiling widely.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I saw Kick-Ass and the Losers today and liked the Losers a lot better, but during Kick-Ass I was distracted because I'm pretty sure there was a topless Mara Jade drawing on Dave's wall.

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    Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the movie quite well. It's just those over-the-top moments were actually pretty frequent and the villain just seemed . . . well, unnecessarily evil.
    I mean Christ, who shoots their assistant because she doesn't keep the sun out of his eyes at all time when the wind blows the umbrella she's carrying slighty? He was wearing sunglasses!

    It was just too much of a "we have to get the audience to hate the bad guy" type of thing. He was a cheap villain, but at times the character just worked. I don't really know how to explain it. It's like the entire movie alternated from being terrible at times, to really good at others. I am confuse.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You know who Max really reminded me of? The bad guy from the first Transporter movie.

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    HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wish I had more movies I could study, with him in it, to better gauge his acumen in a serious role.

    Street Kings, mate.

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    ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So is anyone taking bets that Mickey Rouke or RDJ dies before Iron Man 2 comes out, thus beginning the comic book sequel curse.

    See also, The Dark Knight.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Its not a curse when it happens once. It also happenedmonths before.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Losers was a loser

    5th place, only $9.3 million. Show's over, motherfuckers

    Comic movies have been in a slump since Wolverine Origins it seems. Solution: Deadpool in everything. Deadpool in Back-Up plan, Deadpool in the Last Song, Deadpool in a pool.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well, the Losers was about as good as I expected it to be, which wasn't very much. But on the upside there were some good scenes and performances (mainly by Chris Evans, which surprised me). Everything else was just a combination of one-liners and one-dimensional character development. The main reason I went to see this movie was to gauge Evans' propensity to carry a role, which he did adequately considering what he had to work with. I wish I had more movies I could study, with him in it, to better gauge his acumen in a serious role.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    doggs ain't know nothin' about The Losers

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    The Losers was a loser

    5th place, only $9.3 million. Show's over, motherfuckers

    Comic movies have been in a slump since Wolverine Origins it seems. Solution: Deadpool in everything. Deadpool in Back-Up plan, Deadpool in the Last Song, Deadpool in a pool.

    I dont think most people know of it as a comic book movie.

    It seems more than theres 3 team-action movies this year and maybe it really isnt what the people want right now.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    doggs ain't know nothin' about The Losers

    doggs would rather see Jennifer Lopez than Jeffrey Dean Morgan, think about that.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    doggs clearly ain't got no taste

    jeffrey dean morgan is a stone cold rad machine

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    The Losers was a loser

    5th place, only $9.3 million. Show's over, motherfuckers

    Comic movies have been in a slump since Wolverine Origins it seems. Solution: Deadpool in everything. Deadpool in Back-Up plan, Deadpool in the Last Song, Deadpool in a pool.

    I dont think most people know of it as a comic book movie.

    It seems more than theres 3 team-action movies this year and maybe it really isnt what the people want right now.

    When The Rock can make more bank doing kids films than action films, you know modern audiences don't really care about the genre anymore.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the movie quite well. It's just those over-the-top moments were actually pretty frequent and the villain just seemed . . . well, unnecessarily evil.

    that was the point

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    The Losers was a loser

    5th place, only $9.3 million. Show's over, motherfuckers

    Comic movies have been in a slump since Wolverine Origins it seems. Solution: Deadpool in everything. Deadpool in Back-Up plan, Deadpool in the Last Song, Deadpool in a pool.

    I dont think most people know of it as a comic book movie.

    It seems more than theres 3 team-action movies this year and maybe it really isnt what the people want right now.

    When The Rock can make more bank doing kids films than action films, you know modern audiences don't really care about the genre anymore.

    It's because 90% of males are beta males these days what the hell.

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    ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The failure of the film is Marketing, I think 90 percent of people thought of this movie as "The A Team" rip off with the guy from the Wire. And a smaller budget.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    robos don't you dare say that about action movies

    don't you dare

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ANTVGM64 wrote: »
    The failure of the film is Marketing, I think 90 percent of people thought of this movie as "The A Team" rip off with the guy from the Wire. And a smaller budget.
    I agree. If I didn't know about the comic, all I'd know about The Losers is that there's a team of guys that are blowing stuff up, a guy describes himself as Blackguyver, and at one point Chris Evans pretends to shoot people with his fingers.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    At least Kick-Ass made it's budget back.

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ANTVGM64 wrote: »
    Which they yanked from Crank.
    The comic did it before Crank.

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    ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ah.

    Well when I was in the theater some guy behind me was shitting all over the trailer and mentioned that particular nugget.


    Is the comic any good? Is there a specific hook or something that draws folks in?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jock's artwork is a pretty great hook

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    cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Losers looks so bad I don't think I'll see it even on Netflix.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You're a bad person with terrible opinions.

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    MrTowelMrTowel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I liked the Losers sponsorship the announcer put in the hockey game I watched today.

    "Well, if they lose, the series is over. Speaking of losers, The Losers, now in theaters."

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    Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the movie quite well. It's just those over-the-top moments were actually pretty frequent and the villain just seemed . . . well, unnecessarily evil.

    that was the point

    I know, but at a certain point it's just like they're trying too hard.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the movie quite well. It's just those over-the-top moments were actually pretty frequent and the villain just seemed . . . well, unnecessarily evil.

    that was the point

    I know, but at a certain point it's just like they're trying too hard.

    Then it loops around back to awesome. I just loved that in addition to you know random murder, he also just seemed like a huge pain in the neck to work for.

    But seriously, TLB is streets ahead, the Losers/Expendables/A-Team trilogy this year is the best thing.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2010
    what the fuck is "streets ahead" and why is every suddenly saying it

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    Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If you don't know then you're streets behind.

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