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Down with Rachael Ray

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet, why are you so slow tonight

    Garlic Bread on
  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    Hey internet I just jacked off while looking at you

    I don't know why you're sitting at home and masturbating. By the sounds of it, you could charm the ladies rightquick!

    the internet has never been this much of a dick before!

    IMPOSTOR!!!!

    candanavian on
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  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Internet, why are you so slow tonight

    It happens sometimes. Some of us need to take breaks, you sweatpants wearing dilettante.

    Internet on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet, tell me something about myself.

    Abracadaniel on
  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    Hey internet I just jacked off while looking at you

    I don't know why you're sitting at home and masturbating. By the sounds of it, you could charm the ladies rightquick!

    the internet has never been this much of a dick before!

    IMPOSTOR!!!!

    While I agree that a large, large portion of me is dedicated to the fine subject of breasts, I do indeed need to delve into some good,old-fashioned, homosexual cockery every now and again.

    Internet on
  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet, tell me something about myself.

    You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

    Internet on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet, tell me something about myself.

    You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

    Everyone knows that.

    Abracadaniel on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Internet, why are you so slow tonight

    It happens sometimes. Some of us need to take breaks, you sweatpants wearing dilettante.

    they're not even mine, they're my brother's :(

    Garlic Bread on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
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  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet, tell me something about myself.

    You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

    Everyone knows that.

    When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

    Internet on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    internet

    where are you stored

    redhead on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet, will Johnny go to the spring fling with me?

    World as Myth on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet, tell me something about myself.

    You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

    Everyone knows that.

    When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

    Uh...Internet, think about where I post.

    Abracadaniel on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    redhead wrote:
    internet

    where are you stored

    Is it in one place per country or in small areas all around the world ?

    Raneados on
  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    redhead wrote:
    internet

    where are you stored

    I believe the expected response is, "Inside your mother's computer, where I serenade her with Kenny G saxophone solos while changing her Solitaire cards at incredible speeds."

    Internet on
  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet where is your son, Internet2?

    revolve on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Internet, tell me something about myself.

    You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

    Everyone knows that.

    When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

    Uh...Internet, think about where I post.

    The Internet does not think, the Internet is.

    Internet on
  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    revolve wrote:
    Internet where is your son, Internet2?

    I have no son.

    Internet on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    internet are you whippy

    Kovak on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    internet are you whippy

    Yes.

    Straightzi on
  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    revolve wrote:
    Internet where is your son, Internet2?

    I have no son.

    I will ask Maury

    revolve on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    internet are you whippy

    Yes.

    you are neither internet or whippy

    Kovak on
  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    internet are you whippy

    You are supposed to narrow down the choices before making a final accusation.

    Internet on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    internet are you whippy

    You are supposed to narrow down the choices before making a final accusation.

    I was never any good at clue

    Kovak on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    My mom loves her. I think she's cute if she keeps her mouth shut, but she is just too much of SOMETHING.

    I don't like Giada because my boyfriend likes her boobs. STOP WEARING LOWCUT SHIRTS, YOU WHORE.

    I'm looking at you too, Sandra Lee.

    Sara Lynn on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    internet are you whippy

    Yes.

    you are neither internet or whippy

    You cannot be sure of that. The internet is in all of us my son, and at this moment it happens to be in me.



    The same with Whippy, he is just more tangible. He is the midochlorians to the internet's force.

    Straightzi on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
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  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    internet are you whippy

    You are supposed to narrow down the choices before making a final accusation.

    I was never any good at clue

    If you practice, you can one day become a Master Detective.

    Internet on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    internet are you animal vegetable mineral or spiritual

    bongi on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I am the internet
    That would make so much sense.

    Sars_Boy on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    internet are you whippy

    You are supposed to narrow down the choices before making a final accusation.

    I was never any good at clue

    If you practice, you can one day become a Master Detective.

    I have a 1 in 360 chance of guessing right the first try

    I may have to play 360 games of clue

    but that game where i get it right

    oh god yes i am like a god

    Kovak on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    I am the internet
    That would make so much sense.
    explain

    A 15 year old kid filled to the brim with porn and memes and a total irreverance for everything?

    Straightzi on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Internet wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    internet are you whippy

    You are supposed to narrow down the choices before making a final accusation.

    I was never any good at clue

    If you practice, you can one day become a Master Detective.

    I have a 1 in 360 chance of guessing right the first try

    I may have to play 360 games of clue

    but that game where i get it right

    oh god yes i am like a god
    Everyone would just accuse you of cheating and go off in a huff. You'd post about it on the internet and no one would believe you. You would be a lonely, unappreciated god.

    redhead on
  • InternetInternet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I am the internet

    But, can you prove it?

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    Internet on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    redhead wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    internet are you whippy

    You are supposed to narrow down the choices before making a final accusation.

    I was never any good at clue

    If you practice, you can one day become a Master Detective.

    I have a 1 in 360 chance of guessing right the first try

    I may have to play 360 games of clue

    but that game where i get it right

    oh god yes i am like a god
    Everyone would just accuse you of cheating and go off in a huff. You'd post about it on the internet and no one would believe you. You would be a lonely, unappreciated god.
    like Ra or Mithras only not

    bongi on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    redhead wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    Internet wrote:
    internet are you whippy

    You are supposed to narrow down the choices before making a final accusation.

    I was never any good at clue

    If you practice, you can one day become a Master Detective.

    I have a 1 in 360 chance of guessing right the first try

    I may have to play 360 games of clue

    but that game where i get it right

    oh god yes i am like a god
    Everyone would just accuse you of cheating and go off in a huff. You'd post about it on the internet and no one would believe you. You would be a lonely, unappreciated god.
    but still a god

    try to steal fire from me bitches

    it wont be crows pecking out your eyes

    it'll be crow's pecker in your eyes

    Kovak on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    I am the internet
    That would make so much sense.
    explain

    A 15 year old kid filled to the brim with porn and memes and a total irreverance for everything?
    pretty much yeah

    Sars_Boy on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    kovak why would we want to steal fire from you we already have fire now

    bongi on
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