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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    bongi wrote:
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    from what I've read

    Canada = (France + England + America) - arrogance + poutine + free healthcare
    "what part of "free healthcare" is not included in "+ England"?""

    I don't know anything about england except that as an irishman I'm supposed to hate you guys for fucking up my ancestors' country. I don't though, because I'm lazy and fuck that.
    ok

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    shoe can i come to canada with you i want to live in canada

    well

    you have to marry someone or apply for school

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    shoe can i come to canada with you i want to live in canada

    well

    you have to marry someone or apply for school

    i want to be an illegal immigrant okay

    Knob on
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    KongKong Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:
    Also, I am apparently going to be residing in what is known as "The Texas Of Canada." How exciting.

    they're seperatists, you know.

    they hate the rest of the country so much they don't even want to be part of it.


    Alberta? I thought the big separatists in Canada were the Quebec-ites

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:

    I was hoping that article would mention the Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie song about all the provinces sucking except Alberta.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    Shoe I have this Canada patch.

    I was gonna mail it to maybe.

    I think I'll wait until you're actually Canadian.

    what are the fixes included in this patch?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    shoe can i come to canada with you i want to live in canada

    well

    you have to marry someone or apply for school

    Well.

    Ya know.

    You and Knob...

    I mean, you apply for school.

    And then...

    Well...

    It's legal up there.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    shoe can i come to canada with you i want to live in canada

    well

    you have to marry someone or apply for school

    we have gay marriage here you know

    :winky:

    Marriage Guarentees Citizenship.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    shoe can i come to canada with you i want to live in canada

    well

    you have to marry someone or apply for school

    i want to be an illegal immigrant okay

    sorry

    you want mexico

    canada doesn't give a shit

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    but mexico sucks i want to be a canadian

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    shoe can i come to canada with you i want to live in canada

    well

    you have to marry someone or apply for school

    Well.

    Ya know.

    You and Knob...

    I mean, you apply for school.

    And then...

    Well...

    It's legal up there.

    Me and Shoe are already doing that.

    Is gay polygamy cool in Canada Pony?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited December 2006
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    but mexico sucks i want to be a canadian

    I might move to canada after I finish college, I don;t know yet


    I'm gonna be a cop-type person


    I've heard good things of NYC and Canada

    Raneados on
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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wait wait wait. You have to apply for school. Do you have to go to school?

    Can you just apply, and then go pick up your membership card?

    Framling on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well

    what I had to do was

    first, I had to do something that wasn't moving to seattle

    so I moved sort of close to seattle

    then, I had to move to a part of canada that everybody else wouldn't move to

    so that way

    I am a trendsetter

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    i don't know any canadian girls

    quick someone find me a canadian girl with lots of money to marry

    then she can support me while i paint dongers and play music all day


    this plan is awesome

    Knob on
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I was gone for like two weeks. Did I miss anything important?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Framling wrote:
    Wait wait wait. You have to apply for school. Do you have to go to school?

    Can you just apply, and then go pick up your membership card?

    I think if they kick you out you don't get to live in the country legally anymore.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wait.


    Wait.


    What happened to wanting to bone Rachael Ray in this thread?

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    KongKong Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    dynagrip imploded, and uh...

    not much else, really

    james brown died, did you know that?

    Kong on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Wait.


    Wait.


    What happened to wanting to bone Rachael Ray in this thread?

    fuck off, dickfingers

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i don't know any canadian girls

    quick someone find me a canadian girl with lots of money to marry

    then she can support me while i paint dongers and play music all day


    this plan is awesome
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wait.


    Wait.


    What happened to wanting to bone Rachael Ray in this thread?

    it never existed 'cause she's a creepy middle-aged bitch

    I mean, I'd tap it if she offered, but she's not gonna offer, so I am left to speculate that if I was the one who was desireable, would I let her fuck me

    and the answer is no, she is not good enough to satisfy the perfect fantasy me

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    who is that

    is that celine dion

    yeah, i'd go there

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i don't know any canadian girls

    quick someone find me a canadian girl with lots of money to marry

    then she can support me while i paint dongers and play music all day


    this plan is awesome

    I know a canadian girl, but she doesn't have lots of money.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    guys seriously

    where should I be a cop?

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kong wrote:
    dynagrip imploded, and uh...

    not much else, really

    james brown died, did you know that?
    I knew that last one. I would've like to see Dyna implode. I would giggle and then continue with my life as normal.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    who is that

    is that celine dion

    yeah, i'd go there
    aye

    bongi on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Phonehand wrote:
    I was gone for like two weeks. Did I miss anything important?

    Dyna lost his mind.

    I started playing music in Vent a lot.

    Uh.

    Cocks.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados I am going into entomology and hoping to get into forensics and once I become a citizen maybe I can be, you know, a fuckin mountie

    not that a forensics guy has a lot to do in canada, but fuck it, cushy job.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shoe have you moved to Canada yet

    Can I live with you yet

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    guys seriously

    where should I be a cop?
    Canada. Less guns.

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    edited December 2006
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    four and six

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shoe what kind of forensics

    well if I'm going into entomology why don't you do the math

    and if you guys mention that CSI guy, man, I might just stab you with a pitchfork

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    edited December 2006
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Phonehand wrote:
    Shoe have you moved to Canada yet

    Can I live with you yet

    I will move in smarch.

    lousy smarch weather.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    shoe I have a spider-man trivia question for you

    who is spider-man's niece

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    the saints go smarching in

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    i don't know any canadian girls

    quick someone find me a canadian girl with lots of money to marry

    then she can support me while i paint dongers and play music all day


    this plan is awesome

    I know a canadian girl, but she doesn't have lots of money.

    is she good looking and fun

    Knob on
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