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Down with Rachael Ray

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.

    Darth Waiter on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Are we still discussing giving Rachael Ray a full on facial?

    Let's keep discussing it until we move to a new page and have no H-scroll issues for bonK

    it is more my distaste for quoting big images immediately after the image

    that shit sucks

    As a forum, we need to use the term "frosting your wife's/GF's buns" more often though. It's just so lovely.

    Hunter on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.

    There's a video on You Tube of her making that noise, spliced one after another.

    Hunter on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    hey hunter why don't you curl up into a little ball and crawl inside your own ass and then poke your arms and legs out so you kind of look like an octopus

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    hunter i love you

    Knob on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.

    There's a video on You Tube of her making that noise, spliced one after another.
    Now, to dub it over some porn.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Are we still discussing giving Rachael Ray a full on facial?

    Let's keep discussing it until we move to a new page and have no H-scroll issues for bonK

    I think that this discussion should continue through this page as well.

    Butters on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.

    Many things make me want to kill people; for instance, my ten-year-old brother asked me if I'm going to quit smoking 'cause our grandmother, our great-uncle and an aunt passed away from smoking, all within nine months. I'm going to choke a bitch on Monday, I just know it.

    Darth Waiter on
  • uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Are we still discussing giving Rachael Ray a full on facial?

    Let's keep discussing it until we move to a new page and have no H-scroll issues for bonK

    it is more my distaste for quoting big images immediately after the image

    that shit sucks

    I was being lazy, I apologize. I went and fixed it.

    I think everyone should have a screen that runs 1920x1200 though

    uc4life on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.

    Many things make me want to kill people; for instance, my ten-year-old brother asked me if I'm going to quit smoking 'cause our grandmother, our great-uncle and an aunt passed away from smoking, all within nine months. I'm going to choke a bitch on Monday, I just know it.

    Tell him you're going to start smoking more so you die sooner, to get away from him. Just like your grandmother, your great-uncle, and your aunt did.

    Hunter on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.

    Many things make me want to kill people; for instance, my ten-year-old brother asked me if I'm going to quit smoking 'cause our grandmother, our great-uncle and an aunt passed away from smoking, all within nine months. I'm going to choke a bitch on Monday, I just know it.
    Yeah, I'm not really that high strung.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, I'm not really that high strung.

    Well good for you. I hope that works out for you.

    It was time to quit anyway. I went from the bartending business to a desk job, so this is much less stressful. And I get to dress nice and snazzy five days a week rather than in a uniform with thirty pens, a bar blade, wine opener, a mag card, etc.

    Darth Waiter on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, I'm not really that high strung.

    Well good for you. I hope that works out for you.

    It was time to quit anyway. I went from the bartending business to a desk job, so this is much less stressful. And I get to dress nice and snazzy five days a week rather than in a uniform with thirty pens, a bar blade, wine opener, a mag card, etc.

    Alcoholism is a better way to go anyway in my opinion.

    Butters on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, I'm not really that high strung.

    Well good for you. I hope that works out for you.

    It was time to quit anyway. I went from the bartending business to a desk job, so this is much less stressful. And I get to dress nice and snazzy five days a week rather than in a uniform with thirty pens, a bar blade, wine opener, a mag card, etc.

    Alcoholism is a better way to go anyway in my opinion.

    That base is already covered. The plus side is that I'm accustomed to pushing my body when drunk/hungover so it's not like it's a new experience. I will need something to fill the void of smoking and all of it's ritual habits. Anyone tried heroin yet? I need an informed opinion before I take up the needle.

    Darth Waiter on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.
    With my cock.

    Druhim on
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.
    With my cock.
    Me kill her with your cock?

    I suppose it can be arranged.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    so i was having an okay evening and then this bitch comes up on my homepage

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    mackingtheknife on
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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I WILL THROW HER INTO A THRESHER

    Ferry on
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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Christ, she looks like a female Joker.

    Pb on
  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have barely heard of this Rachael Ray at all, but after watching a YouTube of part of her show I've concluded:

    - she's a typical stupid housewife, hence the popularity among housewives
    - she's not hot at all :|

    Carry on now.

    Strato on
  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I WILL DESTROY HER

    Ferry on
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  • johnny872005johnny872005 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    she really isnt that pretty :P

    johnny872005 on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    okay thanks for weighing in, johnny872005

    Knob on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Is that a new record for numbers or what?

    redhead on
  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.

    There's a video on You Tube of her making that noise, spliced one after another.

    yum-oh!

    Buddy Lee on
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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't take that shit

    I watched half of it and almost had an aneurysm

    ZeroFill on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    that was the longest one minute and forty-one seconds of my life

    Whippy on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'd still fuck her in the ass.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'd still fuck her in the ass.
    Rachel Ray wrote:
    Oh I needed that

    GOJIRA! on
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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'd still fuck her in the ass.

    only if she made the same noises.

    mm

    ZeroFill on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That's assumed.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bah.

    Give me Nigella Lawson.

    Silmaril on
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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Buddy Lee wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    I'm not gonna read this whole thread right now. Has anybody pointed out that she has the same, short "mm" reaction to everything she eats?

    It's been mentioned. Nothing really noteworthy or humorous, but it's there.
    It makes me want to kill her.

    There's a video on You Tube of her making that noise, spliced one after another.

    yum-oh!

    ding ding ding ding

    hmhehaghgughm

    Calebros on
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