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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I dunno, they try too hard to make Nigella all enticing and sexy in the commercials. "I'm going to whip… some cream." COOKING HAS NEVER BEEN THIS SENSUAL!

    It bugs me.

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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    what is with motherfuckers shunning big tits these days

    just go ahead and be gay already

    i have no problem with big tits in the short term. random hookup with a girl that has big tits? sure.

    in the long term though, gravity will always win, and in that case i'm going to have to go with small tits.

    superficiality ftw

    all women are going to turn out to be crazy, so i gotta have some kind of standards

    Loser on
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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    redeemer sig appropriateness comment in 5, 4, 3...

    wait

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Lurker wrote:
    anybody who's watching cooking shows just to get off on some chick is desperate and sad

    also you guys never make the shit they do on those shows

    spider-man sheets

    I've had sex on those sheets, with women who I did not have to pay.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Redeemer wrote:
    Why did I find this while looking for ugly Rachael Ray pics

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    Where's that one pic that you posted a while ago of Rachael Ray on that DVD cover with her weird ass grin on her face

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    yeah what kind of ASSHOLE would want a girl they are attracted to
    Loser wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    what is with motherfuckers shunning big tits these days

    just go ahead and be gay already

    i have no problem with big tits in the short term. random hookup with a girl that has big tits? sure.

    in the long term though, gravity will always win, and in that case i'm going to have to go with small tits.

    not unwise

    what if you just got a girl with big tits and made her wear a super strength bra all the time (unless you took it off)

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Gafoto wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    Gafoto wrote:
    Your logic is relentless.
    don't even get me started on relentless charges

    $450 last month alone

    Are the christmas bills killing you?
    like a knife through a gouged out eye

    seriously, i give this christmas a resounding 1/7 stars

    potatoe on
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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fallout wrote:
    yeah what kind of ASSHOLE would want a girl they are attracted to
    Loser wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    what is with motherfuckers shunning big tits these days

    just go ahead and be gay already

    i have no problem with big tits in the short term. random hookup with a girl that has big tits? sure.

    in the long term though, gravity will always win, and in that case i'm going to have to go with small tits.

    not unwise

    what if you just got a girl with big tits and made her wear a super strength bra all the time (unless you took it off)

    how are you going to explain that to her? requires too much work and just wouldn't work out in the end.

    small boobs are cuter anyway.

    Loser on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Lurker wrote:
    anybody who's watching cooking shows just to get off on some chick is desperate and sad

    also you guys never make the shit they do on those shows

    spider-man sheets

    I've had sex on those sheets, with women who I did not have to pay.

    You mean you came prematurely and then cried when she left

    Garlic Bread on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Lurker wrote:
    anybody who's watching cooking shows just to get off on some chick is desperate and sad

    also you guys never make the shit they do on those shows

    spider-man sheets

    I've had sex on those sheets, with women who I did not have to pay.

    You mean you came prematurely and then cried when she left

    hey, as long as I penetrate, I get to call it sex

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:

    small boobs are cuter anyway.

    that's all i'm tryin to say

    that and big tits are gross

    potatoe on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Lurker wrote:
    anybody who's watching cooking shows just to get off on some chick is desperate and sad

    also you guys never make the shit they do on those shows

    spider-man sheets

    I've had sex on those sheets, with women who I did not have to pay.

    You mean you came prematurely and then cried when she left

    hey, as long as I penetrate, I get to call it sex

    It was a race

    You won

    Garlic Bread on
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    ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    rachaelray2sizedoz1.jpg

    :(

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    potatoe wrote:
    Gafoto wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    Gafoto wrote:
    Your logic is relentless.
    don't even get me started on relentless charges

    $450 last month alone

    Are the christmas bills killing you?
    like a knife through a gouged out eye

    seriously, i give this christmas a resounding 1/7 stars

    my christmas was pretty alright

    try not being so generous next year

    fuck them all for being so greedy

    Gafoto on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Lurker wrote:
    anybody who's watching cooking shows just to get off on some chick is desperate and sad

    also you guys never make the shit they do on those shows

    spider-man sheets

    I've had sex on those sheets, with women who I did not have to pay.

    You mean you came prematurely and then cried when she left

    hey, as long as I penetrate, I get to call it sex

    It was a race

    You won

    I came, I sobbed, I conked her.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    potatoe wrote:
    Loser wrote:

    small boobs are cuter anyway.

    that's all i'm tryin to say

    that and big tits are gross

    they're cool to play with

    Loser on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I want my own TV show.

    Jordyn on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Gafoto wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    Gafoto wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    Gafoto wrote:
    Your logic is relentless.
    don't even get me started on relentless charges

    $450 last month alone

    Are the christmas bills killing you?
    like a knife through a gouged out eye

    seriously, i give this christmas a resounding 1/7 stars

    my christmas was pretty alright

    try not being so generous next year

    fuck them all for being so greedy
    you're right

    sex is always the answer

    potatoe on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    yeah what kind of ASSHOLE would want a girl they are attracted to
    Loser wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    what is with motherfuckers shunning big tits these days

    just go ahead and be gay already

    i have no problem with big tits in the short term. random hookup with a girl that has big tits? sure.

    in the long term though, gravity will always win, and in that case i'm going to have to go with small tits.

    not unwise

    what if you just got a girl with big tits and made her wear a super strength bra all the time (unless you took it off)

    how are you going to explain that to her? requires too much work and just wouldn't work out in the end.

    small boobs are cuter anyway.

    but bigger ones are hotter

    i guess constant corset wearing would work

    the perfect solution

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Lurker wrote:
    anybody who's watching cooking shows just to get off on some chick is desperate and sad

    also you guys never make the shit they do on those shows

    spider-man sheets

    I've had sex on those sheets, with women who I did not have to pay.

    You mean you came prematurely and then cried when she left

    hey, as long as I penetrate, I get to call it sex

    It was a race

    You won

    I came, I sobbed, I conked her.

    boooo

    Garlic Bread on
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    FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Do you feel the death terrors?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    Loser wrote:

    small boobs are cuter anyway.

    that's all i'm tryin to say

    that and big tits are gross

    they're cool to play with

    damn straight

    (i actually do like smaller tits too it's just that big ones are blblblguulblblb)

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    Loser wrote:

    small boobs are cuter anyway.

    that's all i'm tryin to say

    that and big tits are gross

    they're cool to play with
    smaller ones are more fun to nibble on

    to each his own i guess

    now quick change subjects there is a girl here and it is awkward

    potatoe on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    nigella lawson has nicely sized boobs

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    It would just be "DC Animated Universe Theater 3000"

    Garlic Bread on
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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    what a suprise, jordyn shows up during a discussion of breasts

    Loser on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    It would just be "DC Animated Universe Theater 3000"

    Do you have a problem with this, Keith?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    what a suprise, jordyn shows up during a discussion of breasts

    i wonder if she has them

    let's wait and see if she tells us

    Fallout on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    what a suprise, jordyn shows up during a discussion of breasts

    You guys were talking about breasts?

    I thought we were talking about TV shows.

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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fallout wrote:
    Loser wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    what a suprise, jordyn shows up during a discussion of breasts

    i wonder if she has them

    let's wait and see if she tells us

    i think its just implied

    Loser on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    when you were languishing in rooms to foul you in
    and when the wind set down in funnel form and pulld you in


    I don't need to walk around in circles
    walk around in circles
    walk around in circles
    walk around in

    don't need to walk around in circles
    walk around in circles
    walk around in circles
    walk around in


    When the ghostly dust of violence traces everything
    And when the gas runs out just wreck it, you insured the thing

    Raneados on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    It would just be "DC Animated Universe Theater 3000"

    Do you have a problem with this, Keith?

    Yes

    because it would just be you going "look at our new kitten, it is sneezing on my lap"

    ad nauseum

    Garlic Bread on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    It would just be "DC Animated Universe Theater 3000"

    I'd watch it. Every time it was on, in fact.

    Shorty on
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    FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dang my hands hurt like the dickens

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    someone should send me pictures of their boobies

    potatoe on
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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    Loser wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    what a suprise, jordyn shows up during a discussion of breasts

    You guys were talking about breasts?

    I thought we were talking about TV shows.

    tv shows about breasts

    Loser on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    Loser wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    what a suprise, jordyn shows up during a discussion of breasts

    i wonder if she has them

    let's wait and see if she tells us

    i think its just implied

    she has also said that she has a penis though, you can never be sure

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    FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Can someone get me some spare hands?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    SORRY GUYS.

    DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WAS TITTY CONVERSATION HERE.

    USUALLY EVERY THREAD IS JUST A STORM OF FAGNESS SO I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK.

    MY BAD, I'LL GET GOING NOW.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fallout wrote:
    Loser wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    Loser wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I want my own TV show.

    what a suprise, jordyn shows up during a discussion of breasts

    i wonder if she has them

    let's wait and see if she tells us

    i think its just implied

    she has also said that she has a penis though, you can never be sure
    maybe living with framling has confused her

    Zoolander on
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