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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Buddy Lee wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    airbrushing is so hot

    y'all

    Well, actually, she probably is airbrushed in a lot of her photos, and she probably has a shit load of makeup on for her show, but damn it, I'll bet she's a very pretty woman without makeup.

    That's what I thought about Eva Longoria. Boy was I wrong.

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited December 2006
    UGH UGGO

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    who? morgan webb?


    hahahah what

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    morgan webb looks like a coked out zombie

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Buddy Lee wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    I've seen her cooking show a couple of times, and I've discovered that Rachael Ray is much hotter with the volume off.

    Ugh, yeah. Definitely. I can't stand her voice sometimes. Doesn't make her too much less hot, though.

    Look, she is at least part Italian and that is what you get with Italian chicks. That is part of the deal, it's like "balance" issues in video games.

    Also, Rachel Ray is a very attractive woman if you just compare her to, you know, the average woman her age. No, she's not the hottest thing ever, but for her age, number of children, and level of cooking skill, she is very attractive.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    morgan webb looks like a coked out zombie

    mos def, geebs



    mos def



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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    mos def is more of a tony stewart man

    something about the straightaways

    git r done

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Buddy Lee wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    airbrushing is so hot

    y'all

    Well, actually, she probably is airbrushed in a lot of her photos, and she probably has a shit load of makeup on for her show, but damn it, I'll bet she's a very pretty woman without makeup.

    That's what I thought about Eva Longoria. Boy was I wrong.

    eva_longoria_minus_makeup03_400.jpg

    quoted for wahhhhhhhhgh

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    ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    They could put William Howard Taft's face on and boost up her femininity yo.

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    Oh god this was a terrible idea...

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    hahahaha...

    fapfapfapfap

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Buddy Lee wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    airbrushing is so hot

    y'all

    Well, actually, she probably is airbrushed in a lot of her photos, and she probably has a shit load of makeup on for her show, but damn it, I'll bet she's a very pretty woman without makeup.

    That's what I thought about Eva Longoria. Boy was I wrong.

    eva_longoria_minus_makeup03_400.jpg

    Whenever I've looked at Eva Longoria I've seen a seductive sexy beast. Not beautiful, only hotness. That shit's stupid.
    Defender wrote:
    Buddy Lee wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    I've seen her cooking show a couple of times, and I've discovered that Rachael Ray is much hotter with the volume off.

    Ugh, yeah. Definitely. I can't stand her voice sometimes. Doesn't make her too much less hot, though.

    Look, she is at least part Italian and that is what you get with Italian chicks. That is part of the deal, it's like "balance" issues in video games.

    Also, Rachel Ray is a very attractive woman if you just compare her to, you know, the average woman her age. No, she's not the hottest thing ever, but for her age, number of children, and level of cooking skill, she is very attractive.

    Woo, someone agrees with me.

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Haha.

    t Dely: The first time I saw that I couldn't believe it. I was so disappointed. Also, her hair looks like it's about to break off.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    mos def is more of a tony stewart man

    something about the straightaways

    git r done

    oh i was just saying most definitely

    i was just saying it cool

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Haha.

    t Dely: The first time I saw that I couldn't believe it. I was so disappointed. Also, her hair looks like it's about to break off.

    The cover that makes her look like she's got no hair mixed with this weird "John Leguizamo impersonator" vibe she is giving off... yiiikes.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    well I was making a reference to a will ferrell movie that I just watched last night

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    oh i don't really watch will ferrell movies except anchorman i'm sorry i didn't get your joke

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This is the thread to be angry about chefs on tv

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Gafoto wrote:
    This is the thread to be angry about chefs on tv

    How can one be angry at a chef who's so beautiful? :cry:

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    you know who sucks

    that fat loud jerk with one eyebrow

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Not reading this thread through. Too Drunk. All I am saying is Rachael Ray is pretty and she can cook therefore very fuckable. The way to my heart is indeed my stomach. Didn't she beat an iron chef or some shit?

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    ThundarThundar Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Defender wrote:
    Buddy Lee wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    I've seen her cooking show a couple of times, and I've discovered that Rachael Ray is much hotter with the volume off.

    Ugh, yeah. Definitely. I can't stand her voice sometimes. Doesn't make her too much less hot, though.

    Look, she is at least part Italian and that is what you get with Italian chicks. That is part of the deal, it's like "balance" issues in video games.

    Also, Rachel Ray is a very attractive woman if you just compare her to, you know, the average woman her age. No, she's not the hottest thing ever, but for her age, number of children, and level of cooking skill, she is very attractive.

    Level of cooking skill has bearing on physical attractiveness?

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    McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
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    believe it or not, i have more important things to do than laugh and clap my hands... reschedule
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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    McNally wrote:
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    thanks for posting the not funny comic again

    its so much funnier now that you posted it

    wow thanks

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    you know who sucks

    that fat loud jerk with one eyebrow

    Emeril? Emeril kicks ass! He's all badass and Italian and stuff...

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i wonder what her vagina tastes like

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    i've never been with a woman who knows how to cook thats kinda weird

    thirty years ago not knowing how to cook meant you got burned at the stake

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    this is why I don't make so many jokes

    I never know when is good

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    ThundarThundar Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    i wonder what her vagina tastes like

    It tastes like Chicken Satay garnished with a sprig of parsley.

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    Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    morgan webb looks like a coked out zombie

    for reals.

    I don't know why all the nerds think she's hot.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    probably like sweat and mucous llike any other vagina

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    morgan webb looks like a coked out zombie

    for reals.

    I don't know why all the nerds think she's hot.

    MURGAAN WEB KNOES CMPUTERS THAT IS HOTTTIE 2 TEW MAXXX

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    Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    probably like sweat and mucous llike any other vagina

    Dude ask your lady to clean up

    seriously

    You need to find the ladies that have the sweet taste.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Thundar wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Buddy Lee wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    I've seen her cooking show a couple of times, and I've discovered that Rachael Ray is much hotter with the volume off.

    Ugh, yeah. Definitely. I can't stand her voice sometimes. Doesn't make her too much less hot, though.

    Look, she is at least part Italian and that is what you get with Italian chicks. That is part of the deal, it's like "balance" issues in video games.

    Also, Rachel Ray is a very attractive woman if you just compare her to, you know, the average woman her age. No, she's not the hottest thing ever, but for her age, number of children, and level of cooking skill, she is very attractive.

    Level of cooking skill has bearing on physical attractiveness?

    Developing and maintaining that skill means cooking a lot, which means being around tasty food a lot. It's much harder not to get fat.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    My exgf could cook the best cheat on me with five guys I had ever had the pleasure to experience.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    probably like sweat and mucous llike any other vagina

    Dude ask your lady to clean up

    seriously

    You need to find the ladies that have the sweet taste.

    if you're getting anything other than sweat and mucous, you're fooling yourself, because that is all that is down there

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rachael Ray's totally tastes like E.V.O.O. - like everything she makes!

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Rachael Ray's totally tastes like E.V.O.O. - like everything she makes!
    what the hell's e.v.o.o

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Rachael Ray's totally tastes like E.V.O.O. - like everything she makes!
    what the hell's e.v.o.o

    Extra virgin olive oil

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Rachael Ray's totally tastes like E.V.O.O. - like everything she makes!
    what the hell's e.v.o.o

    Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

    DAMN YOU DELY

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    Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    probably like sweat and mucous llike any other vagina

    Dude ask your lady to clean up

    seriously

    You need to find the ladies that have the sweet taste.

    if you're getting anything other than sweat and mucous, you're fooling yourself, because that is all that is down there

    unless her vagina dispenses frozen yogurt

    mmm frozen yogurt

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