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Team Fortress 2: TF2 IS NO longer $2.50: YOU MISSED IT

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    aw, i just found it all by myself.

    Fuga on
  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man it's the founders of red & blu companies.

    Fuga on
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    xzzy wrote: »
    there's something annoying about the idea of "running out" of a digital item
    And thus we discover why MMO's are terrible things.

    MMOs usually give you an unlimited number of chances to get an item, though. It might not be the one you are looking for and so you're partially bound by luck, but you can always retry the dungeon/boss/whatever for another chance.

    It's the same basic premise though, force items to be rare by only creating a limited number of them, or force items to be rare by only awarding one 0.001% of the time. Not a big deal in games these days, but in the Everquest era, people would pay truly amazing amounts of money for items that no longer dropped.

    It's kind of entertaining to watch the TF2 team go through the same learning experience MMO developers did nearly 10 years ago.

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  • AntithesisAntithesis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How do you people find things like the hat link?

    Are they actually linked TO from anywhere?

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ebotastic wrote: »
    YggiDee wrote: »

    And from that page: http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/family_portrait/

    Is that...
    Announcer?!

    Quoting YggiDee because she was the first TF2er to befriend me. :P

    With Saxton and Dog as well?

    LittleBoots on

    Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The portrait was linked to from insde the testament.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That would also be Hot Anal Sex.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I bought TF2 for a friend. At that price there was no way I couldn't.

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  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Antithesis wrote: »
    How do you people find things like the hat link?

    Are they actually linked TO from anywhere?

    http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/

    The page changes a bit when revisited.

    If you see the heavy, put your cursor on his hat.

    If you see the scout, put your cursor over the gravestone.

    Also, sometimes little gems are hidden in the page source you can see if you hit ctrl+u.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bwahaha, so the founders of the red and blu teams are Zepheniah's idiot sons? And Saxton Hale is Barnabas' son, whom Zeph left the Mann Co to?

    This is the best backstory for a game ever.

    For a game that doesn't even need a backstory.

    xzzy on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ebotastic wrote: »
    YggiDee wrote: »

    And from that page: http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/family_portrait/

    Is that...
    Announcer?!

    Quoting YggiDee because she was the first TF2er to befriend me. :P

    With Saxton and Dog as well?

    Not Saxton. In his will he mentions a Barnabas Hale.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ebotastic wrote: »
    YggiDee wrote: »

    And from that page: http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/family_portrait/

    Is that...
    Announcer?!

    Quoting YggiDee because she was the first TF2er to befriend me. :P

    With Saxton and Dog as well?

    That frontiersman-looking fellow is Barnabas Hale of the savage Australias, as described in the will I think.

    ebotastic on
    Please, call me ebo.
  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ebotastic wrote: »
    ebotastic wrote: »
    YggiDee wrote: »

    And from that page: http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/family_portrait/

    Is that...
    Announcer?!

    Quoting YggiDee because she was the first TF2er to befriend me. :P

    With Saxton and Dog as well?

    That frontiersman-looking fellow is Barnabas Hale of the savage Australias, as described in the will I think.

    I don't read.

    LittleBoots on

    Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    im so dumb, i just realized their names are also Blutarch and Redmond.

    Fuga on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    what

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man it's been a long time since the last class patch. I hope all these little baby patches are their way of buying time for the ultimate Triple Class Update. That would be the best way to fix the bullshit of an update involving the Engie - just one class to counter them isn't enough.

    Zek on
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zek wrote: »
    Man it's been a long time since the last class patch. I hope all these little baby patches are their way of buying time for the ultimate Triple Class Update. That would be the best way to fix the bullshit of an update involving the Engie - just one class to counter them isn't enough.

    The updates will pick up once L4D2 is live.. which is very soon now. We'll probably have the next class patch early next year.

    The mini updates are merely little quickies they can toss out to keep people interested.

    xzzy on
  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The real mystery here is whatever part of Man's legacy is mentioned in the sand-covered part of the will

    Will Valve ever reveal it? Is there even anything to reveal? Will they ever implement trading? Find out on the next exciting episode of Saxton Hale Mysteries!

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  • FiziksFiziks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    xzzy wrote: »
    Bwahaha, so the founders of the red and blu teams are Zepheniah's idiot sons? And Saxton Hale is Barnabas' son, whom Zeph left the Mann Co to?

    This is the best backstory for a game ever.

    For a game that doesn't even need a backstory.

    This is what makes it a thousand times more awesome.

    Thread title should be changed to TF2: ITT Plot Discussion.

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  • SkexisSkexis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I had womb fever once.

    Not pleasant.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The real mystery here is whatever part of Man's legacy is mentioned in the sand-covered part of the will

    Will Valve ever reveal it? Is there even anything to reveal? Will they ever implement trading? Find out on the next exciting episode of Saxton Hale Mysteries!

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    He left something to the guy on the far right.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The real mystery here is whatever part of Man's legacy is mentioned in the sand-covered part of the will

    Will Valve ever reveal it? Is there even anything to reveal? Will they ever implement trading? Find out on the next exciting episode of Saxton Hale Mysteries!

    tempt.jpg

    He left something to the guy on the far right.

    Yes, but what? And who is it? Could it be... a third team????

    savooipeerd on
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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm pretty sure that dog is from the fake dog update, too.

    xzzy on
  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that's the other son, to whom he left the land to share with his brother.

    Fuga on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did he leave him a backburner upgrade

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So, to expand the canon:
    - In the nondescript past, Zephiniah Mann, taking the advice of his sons Blutarch and Redmond, emigrates to America to buy huge acres of "valuable" gravel. He takes his Maidservant Elizabeth, his tracker Barnabas Hale and a mysterious third person.
    - The gravel turns out to be a waste of time. Angry at this, and for being inflicted with every disease one can get in Victorian times, he punishes his sons by leaving his worthless purchases between them.
    - Elizabeth gets his money and tobacco plantation.
    - Barnabas Hale gets Mann Co.
    - The mystery man gets a mysterious thing.
    - Redmond founds a company.
    - Blutarch founds a company.
    - Redmond and Blutarch's companies do battle with each other, continuing the senseless bickering their founders had in life.
    - Elizabeth's descendant(s?) makes use of the tobacco plant and presides over the fights.
    - Barnabas Hale's descendant invents Jarate!
    - The Mysterious Man does something mysterious with his Mysterious stuff.

    Have I got everything?

    RMS Oceanic on
  • FiziksFiziks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That guy looks a shade of green so:

    Third team is GRN.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did he leave him a backburner upgrade

    Yes, the man on the right was a protege of Edison who went on to work on theoretical hit detection modeling for a grand unified posterior region.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That picture reminds me of the screw-on head.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So, to expand the canon:
    - In the nondescript past, Zephiniah Mann, taking the advice of his sons Blutarch and Redmond, emigrates to America to buy huge acres of "valuable" gravel. He takes his Maidservant Elizabeth, his tracker Barnabas Hale and a mysterious third person.
    - The gravel turns out to be a waste of time. Angry at this, and for being inflicted with every disease one can get in Victorian times, he punishes his sons by leaving his worthless purchases between them.
    - Elizabeth gets his money and tobacco plantation.
    - Barnabas Hale gets Mann Co.
    - The mystery man gets a mysterious thing.
    - Redmond founds a company.
    - Blutarch founds a company.
    - Redmond and Blutarch's companies do battle with each other, continuing the senseless bickering their founders had in life.
    - Elizabeth's descendant(s?) makes use of the tobacco plant and presides over the fights.
    - Barnabas Hale's descendant invents Jarate!
    - The Mysterious Man does something mysterious with his Mysterious stuff.

    Have I got everything?

    The worthless land was given to Redmond and Blutarch, split evenly, so they could feud over it for the rest of their lives.

    xzzy on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    The real mystery here is whatever part of Man's legacy is mentioned in the sand-covered part of the will

    Will Valve ever reveal it? Is there even anything to reveal? Will they ever implement trading? Find out on the next exciting episode of Saxton Hale Mysteries!

    tempt.jpg

    He left something to the guy on the far right.

    Yes, but what? And who is it? Could it be... a third team????

    This is a picture of the TF2 family

    It's obviously the guy who wrote the gravelpit thing that just was released is on the left (with the hunting gun).

    The 2 sons he mentions are in the picture, both representing a sibling rivalry (red vs. blu). I wouldn't be surprised if they both grew up to both run the companies RED and BLU.

    The old lady (the announcer) is the mother of the guy on the left , who is the new ghost dude.

    The old dude and the guy off the page is a mystery in my mind.

    All I know is the old dude is wearing the hat we all just won.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    - Elizabeth's descendant(s?) makes use of the tobacco plant and presides over the fights.

    Bitch pitted the sons against each other in the first place to get in on the will, that's why the announcers delight in the conflict.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    In the very last update before Team Fortress 3 is released the pyro will take of his mask and explain that he has been the mastermind behind everything, his ancester having secretly received from Zephiniah Mann a document containing the ultimate shadowy plan for world domination

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh neat, you can see achievement progress on the Steam community website. (Here's mine)

    How long has that been there? It wasn't there last I looked.

    Peewi on
  • JesuitsJesuits Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The real mystery here is whatever part of Man's legacy is mentioned in the sand-covered part of the will

    Will Valve ever reveal it? Is there even anything to reveal? Will they ever implement trading? Find out on the next exciting episode of Saxton Hale Mysteries!

    tempt.jpg

    He left something to the guy on the far right.

    Yes, but what? And who is it? Could it be... a third team????

    It's obviously the guy who wrote the gravelpit thing that just was released is on the left (with the hunting gun).

    The 2 sons he mentions are in the picture, both representing a sibling rivalry (red vs. blu). I wouldn't be surprised if they both grew up to both run the companies RED and BLU.

    The lady is the mother of the guy on the left, the new ghost dude and grandmother of the red + blu founders.

    The old dude and the guy off the page is a mystery in my mind.

    All I know is the old dude is wearing the hat we all just won.

    Are you stoned, rak, the old guy is zepheniah

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The old dude and the guy off the page is a mystery in my mind.

    All I know is the old dude is wearing the hat we all just won.

    The old guy is Zepheniah Mann, who wrote the will. Guy on the left is Barbaras Hale, ancestor to Saxton Hale.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is a picture of the TF2 family

    It's obviously the guy who wrote the gravelpit thing that just was released is on the left (with the hunting gun).

    The 2 sons he mentions are in the picture, both representing a sibling rivalry (red vs. blu). I wouldn't be surprised if they both grew up to both run the companies RED and BLU.

    The lady is the mother of the guy on the left (the announcer), the new ghost dude and grandmother of the red + blu founders.

    The old dude and the guy off the page is a mystery in my mind.

    All I know is the old dude is wearing the hat we all just won.

    The old dude is the guy who wrote the testament, the guy on the left is Saxton Hale's ancestor who inherited Mann Co.

    Serious TF2 canon discussion itt

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    But you all agree on the part about the 2 grandsons being the founders of BLU and RED right?

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  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Peewi wrote: »
    Oh neat, you can see achievement progress on the Steam community website. (Here's mine)

    How long has that been there? It wasn't there last I looked.

    It's only a few days old at most

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But you all agree on the part about the 2 grandsons being the founders of BLU and RED right?

    They're just sons. And their names are Blutarch and Redmond, so...

    Aneurhythmia on
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