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AusPAX Thread IV - PERTH DrunkPAX - December 12 - Details in OP!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    2 pages in and the discussion has already gone to Viv's tonkers.

    ...

    Proceed.

    I wanna say stick around, there won't be much to talk about ho ho ho
    but the only way I can think to phrase it is stick around, it won't be long

    but i'm not making fun of viv's tiny penis

    Yeah because Viv has a massive penis, dude.

    As Larlar pointed out, there is some disparity in the numbers. China's massive penises are like our decent Jewish penises.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    China's massive penises are like our decent Jewish penises.

    altered surgically and presumably used to store money?

    #pipe on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    My penis is studying to become an accountant.

    Larlar on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    FACT: since moving to Perth and joining the volleyball community, no less than 6 people in the Perth Volleyball League have come up to me and told me they totally saw me in a place that I have never been to

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    That's because Australia is full of crazy people.

    Larlar on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    viv has large breasts?
    man, you guys really are pushovers.

    they're pretty big

    last night I was coaching beach volleyball and every single time someone (anyone) walked up to the counter to fill in the attendance sheet and pay, all eyes went straight to my girls

    Vivixenne on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    all i can think about is a penis with curly sidelocks shouting lechaim as it ejaculates

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    That's because Australia is full of crazy people.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    viv has large breasts?
    man, you guys really are pushovers.

    they're pretty big

    last night I was coaching beach volleyball and every single time someone (anyone) walked up to the counter to fill in the attendance sheet and pay, all eyes went straight to my girls

    my puppies

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    viv has large breasts?
    man, you guys really are pushovers.

    they're pretty big

    last night I was coaching beach volleyball and every single time someone (anyone) walked up to the counter to fill in the attendance sheet and pay, all eyes went straight to my girls

    if Liza Minnelli were hanging out with a sweaty girls' volleyball team, I would still be looking at the girls.

    e: ohhhh
    your boobs are your "girls"
    do you like, need to feed them?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Viv, Butler said that I get to be an honorary Australian please add me where you see fit in the OP.

    thanks.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    all i can think about is a penis with curly sidelocks shouting lechaim as it ejaculates

    ha ha ha ha

    #pipe on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Viv, Butler said that I get to be an honorary Australian please add me where you see fit in the OP.

    thanks.

    yeah but YOU'RE NOT HERE YET

    gosh

    FINE

    Vivixenne on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    viv has large breasts?
    man, you guys really are pushovers.

    they're pretty big

    last night I was coaching beach volleyball and every single time someone (anyone) walked up to the counter to fill in the attendance sheet and pay, all eyes went straight to my girls

    if Liza Minnelli were hanging out with a sweaty girls' volleyball team, I would still be looking at the girls.

    e: ohhhh
    your boobs are your "girls"
    do you like, need to feed them?

    like, with an air compressor?

    yeah

    Vivixenne on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Viv, Butler said that I get to be an honorary Australian please add me where you see fit in the OP.

    thanks.

    yeah but YOU'RE NOT HERE YET

    gosh

    FINE

    sweet

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cardboard Tube should be an honorary australian since he grew up in queensland

    I bet he'd love that

    #pipe on
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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And he should be added to the Sydney list, because that's his favourite city in Australia.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    there edited

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That darn italics T is unfuriating

    don't you T at me missy

    I'm so so happy you saw it

    Vivixenne on
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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Haha yesss.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also Goddammit Macquarie Group.

    YOUR STOCKS WERE RISING SO WELL THESE LAST FEW MONTHS, WHY FALL WHEN I BUY IN?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube should be an honorary australian since he grew up in queensland

    I bet he'd love that

    I live on Queensland Lane

    imagine that

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is jordyn coming to Aus?

    to stay or just for a visit and to beat up our women

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And he should be added to the Sydney list, because that's his favourite city in Australia.

    you are taking your life in your hands

    #pipe on
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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    And he should be added to the Sydney list, because that's his favourite city in Australia.

    you are taking your life in your hands

    I live life on the edge.

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is jordyn coming to Aus?

    to stay or just for a visit and to beat up our women

    I'm having surgery on my shoulder so I can't play football this season. Which should also save me a lot of money and I'm hoping I can use some of it to come visit my good buddy Butler in Perth. I'm aiming for some time in the next year, but hopefully sooner rather than later.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh huh so there is a thread still

    i might sleep now

    Air on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am going to log in as Vivienne and put Jordyn in Canberra to keep TBH company.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    noooooooooooo

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I am going to log in as Vivienne and put Jordyn in Canberra to keep TBH company.

    heeeeeeeeeeeeey

    did you get my teeeeeeext

    Vivixenne on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    as a side note, Niall is now known in my head as "The Adorabutler"

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    :'(

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what kind of freak cries blue tears

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Air wrote: »
    oh huh so there is a thread still

    i might sleep now

    You read the memo about tonight's plans?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yesterday I coached beach volleyball from 6 to 8 pm

    tonight I will coach/administer state tryouts for beach volleyball from 6 to 10 pm

    all this without me actually playing beach volleyball because seriously the shit they wear makes me feel incredibly insecure... I'd be one of three girls all up who'd wear something more than a waterproof sports bra and a bikini bottom

    that is my reason for COACHING beach and not PLAYING it, even though WA is the State with the highest number of participants in their Beach Volleyball Tour and also some gorgeous fucking beaches

    I am a terrible person

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aw viv.

    edit: Maybe you need a burqini?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I DID NOT, DID YOU GET MINE?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I DID NOT, DID YOU GET MINE?

    YES I DID

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aw viv.

    edit: Maybe you need a burqini?

    at the Asian Championships there were loads of players who wore burqas with their volleyball uniforms

    it was pretty neat

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