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ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
There's an injured bird ( like a hawk or something ) in my front yard what do I do

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    poke it with a stick

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    do you have a large pot

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    get a towel
    pick it up gently
    put it in a box
    call a veterinarian

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Take it to a vet?

    Shit, Iunno.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Take it to the vet

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    use the stick to push it out into traffic

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Put on some gloves, get a shoebox, put the bird in the shoebox

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    get a towel
    pick it up gently
    put it in a box
    call a veterinarian

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > get ye falcon

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    make a tiny trebuchet

    put the wounded hawk in the tiny trebuchet

    chuck it at the next kid who rides his bike past your house

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    use the stick to push it out into traffic

    then go make a sign that says "drive faster if you like birds"

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  • Quaglar The IVQuaglar The IV Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PANIC!

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    it's only pretending to be injured so you come close and then it rips your throat out

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    feed it a slightly more injured bird

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Thank you, Baroque.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Maybe I can raise it to be a fearsome warrior

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    put it in your freezer until thanksgiving

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    call animal control

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Thank you, Baroque.

    Welcome, brah.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Take it inside and prepare a hot bath, in case it turns into a gorgeous chick after sunset.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    tie two really really long cords to its feet

    like, one to each foot

    then nurse it back to health

    then take it out to a beach

    and have the best fucking kite on that goddamned beach

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Thought this was another Beatles thread.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The correct answer is Vengeance.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    cripple a bear and then use both to reenact nedroid comics on youtube

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Don't let your dog eat it, its bones will get stuck in his throat.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    cripple a bear and then use both to reenact nedroid comics on youtube

    oh my god I call hanging out with harrison

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Combine it with a cat

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    tape its eyes open and eat marshmallow peeps in front of it all day

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    duct tape its feet to a motorcycle helmet

    strap the motorcycle helmet to your head

    get on your bicycle

    and get sweeeeeeeet air off a jump

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man that owl on the last pages looks livid

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait apparentally it flew off or something

    What the fuck little brother

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    ransom it to larry bird under the pretense that you have his son

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    Wait apparentally it flew off or something

    What the fuck little brother

    get ye helicopter

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    whats the story behind the owl in the box

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Wait apparentally it flew off or something

    What the fuck little brother

    get ye helicopter

    hurry up and go injure it enough so this thread can continue

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    Wait apparentally it flew off or something

    What the fuck little brother

    man you snooze you lose

    you coulda had the sweetest fucking pet ever

    like, make it a tiny suit of armor and shit

    teach it to attack hair clips

    and let it loose in a classroom

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Use thought speak to figure out if it is Tobias.

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