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G&T Secret Santa 2009 - This is the best Secret Santa in the universe! SRSLY!

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  • mntorankusumntorankusu I'm not sure how to use this thing.... Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have three out of five of my Santee's presents ready to go. The fourth one should arrive in the mail soon, and the fifth one is a crafty work in progress. Maybe a sixth one if I can get my mother to help me sew something nice together. Santee, prepare to be bombarded by things I like that I hope you also will like.

    I'm really worried about shipping, though. Looks like it'll cost the same to ship it as all of the gifts combined. It would be cheaper First Class International (~$15), but one of the gifts is going to make the box too big for that. :(

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  • Judge-ZJudge-Z Teacher, for Great Justice Upstate NYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    jack eddy wrote: »
    So apparently I don't have a Secret Santa. I have a Secret Holy-Shit-It-Is-Some-Kind-Of-Super-Mega-Santa.

    Pics & Story:
    This came in the mail today.
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    With this sauce little warning on it
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    Which apparently in Alaska, liquids can't be left in the cold, so I had to go to the post office to pick it up. Anyway, being liquid had my curiousity piqued, so I had to dig in.
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    Inside I find a bunch of Wangs, Cocks and Dicks, so naturally I did the hand off to my wife. She knows how to handle a bunch of wangs, cocks and dicks at once.
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    Further inside I found wonderful notes, and several wrapped presents. Hemingway helped me investigate something that clearly smelled of deluxe, grade a, new york tasty.
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    Inside I found strategies to make Chicken Wings, the legit way. I was also threatened to do it the right way, and not the ranch way, lest I be stabbed with Whale Blubber. I also got some graphic novels, including Red Son, the russian superman, since Sarah Palin established how good friends the Russians and us are.
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    And then long story short, I also got chocolate, 3 packs of legos, Mass Effect, Mother-fucking Dragon Age and Dead Space to which my wife yelled "GOD DAMNIT!"

    ...Apparently she already bought me Dead Space for Christmas. And it just so happens last year, Urahonky sent me Assassins Creed for Christmas... after my wife already got that for me for christmas... She has proposed the warning that if I ever get a video game that she has already planned on and purchased to give to me for christmas from someone else again, I will never be able to touch a computer so long as I live. Anyway, my wife is returning it and she has a bunch of gift ideas and like a million other gifts for me, so it's all a happy story in the end.

    Thanks so much Secret Santa, I will deduce who you are. You really made my night and kick started the cheer. Perfect timing the day after thanksgiving. You are too kind and I will post updates with my buffalo wings when I make them. Merry Christmas and happy new year from Mr. & Mrs. Eddy.
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    Woot! Sorry you had to make a special trip to pick all of that up. I doubt Anchor Bar sauce freezes in anything less than deep space.

    Tell Mrs. Eddy I'm sorry to have ruined her gift, but damn, son, you've lived an entire year without Dead Space? That's criminal. Just don't play with the lights off. And I seem to have seen you comment somewhere that you've never played a Bioware RPG, so enjoy your introduction. I'm about two hours from the end of DA myself - and I don't want it to end.

    Now, I'll leave you to your work. You've done backed up your backlog!

    Judge-Z on
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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Santa if you're super fresh out of ideas I am certainly in the market for a quality no-frills keyboard.

    And beef jerky.

    Some sort of combination of those two... beefboard... key jerky.

    JAEF on
  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Some awesome giftage right there, that is.

    Man I am SO in the Christmas spirit now!

    Icemopper on
  • X Pr3dat0R XX Pr3dat0R X Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Holy shit I feel flaccid and inadequate next to all that ubergiftage

    X Pr3dat0R X on
  • RisenPhoenixRisenPhoenix SUPER HOTRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh shit Santee.

    Two boxes were delivered to me. Combined, their power shall rival the heavens.

    Prepare for Giftage: The Giftening.

    RisenPhoenix on
  • elkataselkatas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    God damn... I have dilemma. After getting refund for the lost gift, I'm torn on what I should buy as a replacement. I have some easy and boring gift ideas that I'm sure that my target would apperciate. In the other hand, I have some really, really unconventional ideas, and I would really be interested to see my target's reaction to those gifts. But whole idea feels so wrong somehow, as I could even potentially insult him. This is tricky.

    elkatas on
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  • LouieLouie Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hah, is it some unconvential joining of racism, religion, porn and animal cruelty?

    Maybe use a proxy to ask some questions to give you an idea about your santee and how easily offended they are by certain things?

    Louie on
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  • Alfred J. KwakAlfred J. Kwak is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh damn you Judge-Z, you make us other Santas almost look bad in comparsion when you give away so many awesome gifts.

    Alfred J. Kwak on
  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I really should stop reading what people are getting gifted with already, just makes me want to add to the one I'm throwing together D:

    TeeMan on
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  • noir_bloodnoir_blood Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    jack eddy wrote: »
    So apparently I don't have a Secret Santa. I have a Secret Holy-Shit-It-Is-Some-Kind-Of-Super-Mega-Santa.

    Pics & Story:
    This came in the mail today.
    14551_187365206501_675636501_3487388_1916096_n.jpg
    With this sauce little warning on it
    14551_187365221501_675636501_3487389_541676_n.jpg
    Which apparently in Alaska, liquids can't be left in the cold, so I had to go to the post office to pick it up. Anyway, being liquid had my curiousity piqued, so I had to dig in.
    14551_187365226501_675636501_3487390_7556285_n.jpg
    Inside I find a bunch of Wangs, Cocks and Dicks, so naturally I did the hand off to my wife. She knows how to handle a bunch of wangs, cocks and dicks at once.
    14551_187365231501_675636501_3487391_1132097_n.jpg
    Further inside I found wonderful notes, and several wrapped presents. Hemingway helped me investigate something that clearly smelled of deluxe, grade a, new york tasty.
    14551_187365236501_675636501_3487392_4335378_n.jpg
    Inside I found strategies to make Chicken Wings, the legit way. I was also threatened to do it the right way, and not the ranch way, lest I be stabbed with Whale Blubber. I also got some graphic novels, including Red Son, the russian superman, since Sarah Palin established how good friends the Russians and us are.
    14551_187365251501_675636501_3487393_49283_n.jpg
    And then long story short, I also got chocolate, 3 packs of legos, Mass Effect, Mother-fucking Dragon Age and Dead Space to which my wife yelled "GOD DAMNIT!"

    ...Apparently she already bought me Dead Space for Christmas. And it just so happens last year, Urahonky sent me Assassins Creed for Christmas... after my wife already got that for me for christmas... She has proposed the warning that if I ever get a video game that she has already planned on and purchased to give to me for christmas from someone else again, I will never be able to touch a computer so long as I live. Anyway, my wife is returning it and she has a bunch of gift ideas and like a million other gifts for me, so it's all a happy story in the end.

    Thanks so much Secret Santa, I will deduce who you are. You really made my night and kick started the cheer. Perfect timing the day after thanksgiving. You are too kind and I will post updates with my buffalo wings when I make them. Merry Christmas and happy new year from Mr. & Mrs. Eddy.
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    Amazing gifts are amazing!

    Indeed. I'm actually really curious about the wings thing. I love wings, and keep trying to find a recipe that matches the ones from restaurants.

    Also, santa,

    I picked up New Super Mario and Dragon Age, so if you haven't shopped for me, you can skip those two games, aong with AC2.

    Santee,

    I'm waiting for my apt office to open so that I may pick up my items. Then, wrap, note and send!

    noir_blood on
  • NorfairNorfair Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Star Wars Lego things are pretty nifty. I have a few myself, because I'm a huge nerd.

    Oh, and Santa... I've been a good Santee this year and haven't bought myself anything. So don't worry about it. :)

    I couldn't spoil myself even if I wanted to, because I'm on a very tight budget, and I'm using every cent I have for gifts, since everyone I know is broke. I want them to have a fun Christmas, not a shitty one. Plus I enjoy the giving part more these days anyway.

    Norfair on
  • ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Getting down to the crunch here, so in case my Santa is having any trouble, I'll add that I own these systems and already have the listed games for them here...

    PS3:

    Call of Duty-Modern Warfare 2
    Metal Gear Solid 4
    Ghostbusters
    Motorstorm Pacific Rift
    Star Wars-The Force Unleashed
    Burnout Paradise
    Batman-Arkham Asylum
    LittleBigPlanet
    Rockband
    Heavenly Sword
    The Elder Scrolls-Oblivion GOTY Edition
    Aquanaut's Holiday (imported from China)
    Hakuna Matata (imported from China)


    Wii: (Yeah I haven't bought much for it)

    Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition
    Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles
    Wii Fit



    Concerning my Santee's gift...I'm have trouble figuring out how to best pack it up.
    I'm also trying to figure out what else to throw in there...gears are turning though.

    Scotty on
  • Judge-ZJudge-Z Teacher, for Great Justice Upstate NYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    noir_blood wrote: »

    Indeed. I'm actually really curious about the wings thing. I love wings, and keep trying to find a recipe that matches the ones from restaurants.

    The key is leave the sauce making to the experts. It's pretty damn hard to get the right proportion of margarine, heaty-stuff and liquids. The bottled Anchor Bar (where wings were invented) stuff - which I'm sure you can find online - is likely better than what you can make, and also probably better than what your local establishment offers, unless you live in Buffalo.

    Judge-Z on
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  • MinionOfCthulhuMinionOfCthulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Goddamn you, whoever jack eddy's Secret Santa is. You're gonna make us look bad.
    You're going to make me look terrible. :(

    MinionOfCthulhu on
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  • ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    As far as I'm concerned, nobody should feel bad at all when it comes to giving or receiving.

    After all, It's CHRISTMAS!

    Scotty on
  • ChenChen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Goddamn you, whoever jack eddy's Secret Santa is. You're gonna make us look bad.
    You're going to make me look terrible. :(
    It's Judge-Z.

    Chen on
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  • elkataselkatas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Louie wrote: »
    Hah, is it some unconvential joining of racism, religion, porn and animal cruelty?

    Hah, nothing like that. :lol: It is just that I know that people don't appreciate certain spiritual ideologies, theories and self-improvement like I do. :)

    elkatas on
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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Judge-Z wrote: »
    noir_blood wrote: »

    Indeed. I'm actually really curious about the wings thing. I love wings, and keep trying to find a recipe that matches the ones from restaurants.

    The key is leave the sauce making to the experts. It's pretty damn hard to get the right proportion of margarine, heaty-stuff and liquids. The bottled Anchor Bar (where wings were invented) stuff - which I'm sure you can find online - is likely better than what you can make, and also probably better than what your local establishment offers, unless you live in Buffalo.

    Also, if you know a friend who works in a restaurant, it's fairly easy to get this stuff in bulk. Any manager is usually willing to put in an extra order next time they purchase said product, so that's one way of getting a lot of sauce on the cheap.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, Santee I spent to long ordering your last present, so I have to have it sent to you. I am sorry that you will be receiving presents in two phases, but I think it will all work out.

    Josiah_9 on
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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gift get! This is apparantly the first part of the gift but it is the perfect thing to get anyone in the xmas mood:
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    It features such classics as:

    I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus
    Have Yourself a Medula Oblongata
    Good King Wensceslas Tastes Great
    and more!

    Thanks Santa! Many zombie carolings shall happen! :D

    Sorry my address was hard to find!

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  • swiftswift Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I want to get my santee a DVD but I'm from the UK and he's from the US. Will the DVD being PAL cause much frustration? Are any of the current gen consoles region free?

    swift on
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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ah crap. Just like last year, I forgot to put the note in the package. Ah well, my santee will just have to put up with a random assortment of fun things.

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  • remlap13remlap13 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gift get! This is apparantly the first part of the gift but it is the perfect thing to get anyone in the xmas mood:
    spa0159y.jpg

    It features such classics as:

    I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus
    Have Yourself a Medula Oblongata
    Good King Wensceslas Tastes Great
    and more!

    Thanks Santa! Many zombie carolings shall happen! :D

    Sorry my address was hard to find!

    Haha I was thisclose to getting this..

    remlap13 on
  • AnalrapistAnalrapist Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Googily moogily.


    I was up until 6 AM playing Assassins Creed 2 and in a deep slumber when at 11AM I hear DING DONG DING DONG at my door.
    I ignored it twice thinking it was my stupid room mates ringing the doorbell like they like to.
    It rang again so I got up and behold, and package for me!

    I took pic's but they're in large .raw format. I'll post later when I've had coffee, smokes and probably a nap.
    The gifts are in fact, fucking sweeet.

    PS: Santee, you should have received at least part one of your gift by now. I really hope shipping didn't dick it up, thus dicking me over.

    Analrapist on
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  • TheScrupleTheScruple The Oldest of BridgesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    remlap13 wrote: »
    Gift get! This is apparantly the first part of the gift but it is the perfect thing to get anyone in the xmas mood:
    spa0159y.jpg

    It features such classics as:

    I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus
    Have Yourself a Medula Oblongata
    Good King Wensceslas Tastes Great
    and more!

    Thanks Santa! Many zombie carolings shall happen! :D

    Sorry my address was hard to find!

    Haha I was thisclose to getting this..

    Well I too was this close to getting this for my Santee.
    I did. I wonder if it will be the go-to zombie book this time around.

    TheScruple on
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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    swift wrote: »
    I want to get my santee a DVD but I'm from the UK and he's from the US. Will the DVD being PAL cause much frustration? Are any of the current gen consoles region free?

    Consoles don't tend to be. I've had some luck with NTSC DVDs in my PAL PS2, but other than that they lock it down pretty hard IIRC.

    If it helps, BBC DVDs tend to be region-free discs. If not, most people have a DVD drive in their computer, and VLC will play the disc if you are that keen on getting it for them.

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  • Alfred J. KwakAlfred J. Kwak is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hell, that book might have been specifically created for the sole purpose of being a Secret Santa gift. It's just - too perfect to be not.
    I didn't get it for my Santee. If I had heard of it earlier, I would have.

    Alfred J. Kwak on
  • PepperSinclairePepperSinclaire Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    swift wrote: »
    I want to get my santee a DVD but I'm from the UK and he's from the US. Will the DVD being PAL cause much frustration? Are any of the current gen consoles region free?

    You could try getting them a Blu-Ray instead, if they have a PS3.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blu-Rays are still region-locked, aren't they?

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  • LostLost Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dear santa,
    Steam sales make me so so weak with my purchasing restraint. I really hope I don't mess up any of your gifts. If I do I'm sorry, but steam made me do it.

    Lost on
  • jeddy leejeddy lee Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Chen wrote: »
    Goddamn you, whoever jack eddy's Secret Santa is. You're gonna make us look bad.
    You're going to make me look terrible. :(
    It's Judge-Z.

    Yeah, Judge Z is pretty much the best ever.

    jeddy lee on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dear Santa,

    Holy shit.

    You are amazing.

    Received a little pm directing me to a secret hotmail address, found this
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    I squealed irl

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  • remlap13remlap13 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aww man.. I'm quivering in anticipation.. I just want to know who this generous soul is that received me for their Santee.. I'm going to explode soon and make a mess..

    :winky:

    remlap13 on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Alegis wrote: »
    Xtarath wrote: »
    Now I need a different sort of help, anyone want to add a hat to Dan(my avatar)? In preparation of the coming Santapocalypse.

    I humbly request the same for my avatar. Here's a larger version if that helps

    Merry Christmas!
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    or

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    Thanks a bunch!

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gift get! This is apparantly the first part of the gift but it is the perfect thing to get anyone in the xmas mood:
    spa0159y.jpg

    It features such classics as:

    I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus
    Have Yourself a Medula Oblongata
    Good King Wensceslas Tastes Great
    and more!

    Thanks Santa! Many zombie carolings shall happen! :D

    Sorry my address was hard to find!
    Ha Awesome. I saw that last night on barnesandnoble.com. Nice gift!

    Also, I just got off from work and I got paid today. You may be getting some more goodies for your package santee! :mrgreen:

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    especially with left 4 dead 2 released recently

    so many zombie based gifts

    it's a thing of beauty, really

    SoaL on
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  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Scotty wrote: »
    Concerning my Santee's gift...I'm have trouble figuring out how to best pack it up.
    I'm also trying to figure out what else to throw in there...gears are turning though.

    Unflavoured, unbuttered popcorn is good - just chuck lots and lots in - its light, and biodegradable, and if you pack it tightly, whatever fabulous creation you've sculpted this year will be safe!

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    swift wrote: »
    I want to get my santee a DVD but I'm from the UK and he's from the US. Will the DVD being PAL cause much frustration? Are any of the current gen consoles region free?

    Check out their local Amazon page, it'll probably have the correct region of whatever you're looking for.

    Wezoin on
  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Still waiting for one more component to arrive; then, I can bake. Then, I can mail. I'm kinda anxiously looking at the Canada Post mailing deadlines. D:

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