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Robert Jordan isn't dead anymore

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  • SnackAttackSnackAttack Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    Okay. What happens between pages 3,457,267 and 3,457,269?

    Polar bears. No, seriously.

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  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    Okay. What happens between pages 3,457,267 and 3,457,269?

    Polar bears. No, seriously.

    He's right

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  • darkdemondarkdemon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    Will this series ever fucking end?

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  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's like Energizer... it keeps going and going...

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    revolve wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    Okay. What happens between pages 3,457,267 and 3,457,269?

    Polar bears. No, seriously.

    He's right

    I'll take your word for it. I left volume 47 in Jersey, so I can't check right now.

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If you have a boring job and you're allowed to wear headphones, the audio books are a great way to pass the time. I mean, they're not great, but it's a lot better than paying attention at work.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    Okay. What happens between pages 3,457,267 and 3,457,269?
    Page 3,457,268.

    Duh.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    Okay. What happens between pages 3,457,267 and 3,457,269?
    Page 3,457,268.

    Duh.
    Tushey.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hmmm....Batman Vs. Superman is back on, apparently.

    Apparently it was their plan all along.


    This wheel of time interests me. I shall read up on it now.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How can Batman compete with Superman?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    How can Batman compete with Superman?
    what

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    How can Batman compete with Superman?


    NO. No please don't start this...oh i guess i did shit.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think the question should be how can Superman keep from having his stupid ass handed to him by The Bat.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Batman is just a man. Superman is invincible and he can turn back time by flying around the Earth really fast. I mean even if Batman won the fight, can't Superman just keep trying over and over until he wins?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Batman is just a man. Superman is invincible and he can turn back time by flying around the Earth really fast. I mean even if Batman won the fight, can't Superman just keep trying over and over until he wins?

    Not if batman murders his pansy ass.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Batman is just a man. Superman is invincible and he can turn back time by flying around the Earth really fast. I mean even if Batman won the fight, can't Superman just keep trying over and over until he wins?


    Superman CANNOT do that.

    That was stupid.


    Kryptonite armor and laced batarangs.

    This is all.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    batman totally gets his bone on way more then supes

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Apparently the plan is to let it happen after both heroes have two movies each under their belt.

    Christian Bale vs Brandon Routh too, not different actors.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ok, well, I can't see Keaton or Clooney killing Katman kut I could kee Kilmer killing kim. Bale too.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Masada wrote:
    Dylan Thomas is dead....

    what

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think this movie could be generically okay.


    Superman goes to Gotham to stop a crime that originated in Metropolis, but inadvertantly ends up botching a sting by Batman. Batman tells him to get out of his city, Superman refuses and decides to follow up the investigation on his own. Leaving Gotham to check on a lead, Superman falls into a trap and in the process gets turned evil, and starts fucking things up in Metropolis/Gotham using his powers.

    Batman has to hunt him down, has a moral dilemma about whether or not Superman is so dangerous that he has to be killed, but finally manages to de-evil him, discovering the evil mastermind behind the plot.

    The two of them rush to the evil lair of the villain to stop his secondary scheme to take over the planet. They might possibly have to overcome their differences and use teamwork to save the day.


    I'm pretty sure I just ripped off about every action movie with two male leading characters ever, but it's not like we're watching comic book movies for new plotlines.

    Also, a scene with Batman being hunted by evil superman and trying to avoid x-ray vision and heat blasts could be potentially awesome.

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    How can Batman compete with Superman?

    YOU HAVE OPENED THE GATES

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Really i just want to know if bats or supes has a bigger cock

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rolo wrote:
    I think this movie could be generically okay.


    Superman goes to Gotham to stop a crime that originated in Metropolis, but inadvertantly ends up botching a sting by Batman. Batman tells him to get out of his city, Superman refuses and decides to follow up the investigation on his own. Leaving Gotham to check on a lead, Superman falls into a trap and in the process gets turned evil, and starts fucking things up in Metropolis/Gotham using his powers.

    Batman has to hunt him down, has a moral dilemma about whether or not Superman is so dangerous that he has to be killed, but finally manages to de-evil him, discovering the evil mastermind behind the plot.

    The two of them rush to the evil lair of the villain to stop his secondary scheme to take over the planet. They might possibly have to overcome their differences and use teamwork to save the day.


    I'm pretty sure I just ripped off about every action movie with two male leading characters ever, but it's not like we're watching comic book movies for new plotlines.

    Also, a scene with Batman being hunted by evil superman and trying to avoid x-ray vision and heat blasts could be potentially awesome.


    I have a better idea:





    ...wait, no I don't.

    What happens in the comic books?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It would be awesome if they both fought each other for real, no evil controlling either of them.

    Like, Superman sees Batman as too tough on crime or something.

    Some sort of philosophical reason that brings them both at odds.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i think supes probably has the biggest dig

    but batman knows how to use his and always has a condom

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Batman vs. Wolverine

    example: my sig & avatar

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    if batman is always prepared does he always have a boner

    and if superman draws his power from the sun does he need sunlight to get and or sustain a boner

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bruce Wayne vs. Superman infected with pink kryptonite.

    Superman: "But Bruth, I never get invited to your paaahtieth any more."
    Bruce Wayne: "..."

    Superman: "Ooh, wear that leather big boy."
    Batman: "..."

    Superman: "Can I touch your batarangs?"
    Batman: "..."

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Bruce Wayne vs. Superman infected with pink kryptonite.

    Superman: "But Bruth, I never get invited to your paaahtieth any more."
    Bruce Wayne: "..."

    Superman: "Ooh, wear that leather big boy."
    Batman: "..."

    Superman: "Can I touch your batarangs?"
    Batman: "..."
    Would this lead up to Batman getting superboned to death? Or does he wear a kryptonite chastity belt?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FreddyD wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Bruce Wayne vs. Superman infected with pink kryptonite.

    Superman: "But Bruth, I never get invited to your paaahtieth any more."
    Bruce Wayne: "..."

    Superman: "Ooh, wear that leather big boy."
    Batman: "..."

    Superman: "Can I touch your batarangs?"
    Batman: "..."
    Would this lead up to Batman getting superboned to death? Or does he wear a kryptonite chastity belt?
    Kryptondoms.

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How did we go from Robert Jordan to Superman's sun enhanced boner?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quazz4life wrote:
    quazz4life wrote:
    How did we go from Robert Jordan to Superman's sun enhanced boner?

    You appear to be new here.

    New here, yes, but well versed in thread hijacking. I was just curious as to how the converstation turned from one to the other.

    TRY READING THE THREAD

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    quazz4life wrote:
    quazz4life wrote:
    How did we go from Robert Jordan to Superman's sun enhanced boner?

    You appear to be new here.

    New here, yes, but well versed in thread hijacking. I was just curious as to how the converstation turned from one to the other.

    TRY READING THE THREAD

    Movies that gave me an erection when I was 15 no longer give me an erection.

    Should I be worried about my penis?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Name some of the titles.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Name some of the titles.

    The Little Mermaid
    Phantasm
    Beauty And The Beast
    Them
    Godzilla vs. Mothra
    Fail Safe
    JFK
    Stay Tuned

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:

    TRY READING THE THREAD

    WoW, did you think of that one all by yourself, or did mommy help you out?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quazz4life wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:

    TRY READING THE THREAD

    WoW, did you think of that one all by yourself, or did mommy help you out?

    Khakis
    Capris
    Bell bottoms

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS

    lol. okay.

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