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Robert Jordan isn't dead anymore

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    HONK

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WAY TO FUCK UP THE ROTATION WHIPPY

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    goddamnit whippy

    you ruined my well placed BUTTSEX

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I feel like being oh so angry at someone.

    Is this an alt?

    It probably is. We don't get any actual dumb people for very long, it's just alts and trolls sucking all the fun out of life.

    Edit: Except Butters, he's pretty dumb.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I suck.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn I made a joke about your adam's apple yesterday but I didn't mean it because I don't know you and I didn't mean to make fun of you but it was so perfect and I think we could be great friends please don't be mad at me

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    if batman is always prepared does he always have a boner

    and if superman draws his power from the sun does he need sunlight to get and or sustain a boner

    guys i really wanted to know your thoughts on this one

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It is pretty big Myth.

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn

    I'm glad you can assume so much after such a short amount of time.
    Gee, I hope to someday be as great as you at classifying other people.

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    if batman is always prepared does he always have a boner

    and if superman draws his power from the sun does he need sunlight to get and or sustain a boner

    guys i really wanted to know your thoughts on this one

    *sigh*

    He gets super powers from the sun, not normal boner powers that every jackass except old guys have.

    Batman does not always have a boner. I can go into a more indepth discussion of batsex, if you really really want me to.

    tWAM, you are dead to me.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quazz4life wrote:
    Jordyn

    I'm glad you can assume so much after such a short amount of time.
    Gee, I hope to someday be as great as you at classifying other people.

    So, you're either not an alt and a genuine moron.

    Or I am really great at classifying people.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    noooooooooooooooooo!

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    if batman is always prepared does he always have a boner

    and if superman draws his power from the sun does he need sunlight to get and or sustain a boner

    guys i really wanted to know your thoughts on this one
    I think batman just always has protection with him. And I think superman would do just fine with out sun light. I mean, the rest of his "human" functions, seem to do alright with out sun.

    On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:

    So, you're either not an alt and a genuine moron.

    Or I am really great at classifying people.

    Please, classify some more, so that I may learn from the master.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    if batman is always prepared does he always have a boner

    and if superman draws his power from the sun does he need sunlight to get and or sustain a boner

    guys i really wanted to know your thoughts on this one

    *sigh*

    He gets super powers from the sun, not normal boner powers that every jackass except old guys have.

    Batman does not always have a boner. I can go into a more indepth discussion of batsex, if you really really want me to.

    tWAM, you are dead to me.

    at this point in my life i would want nothing more then an indepth batsex discussion

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    if batman is always prepared does he always have a boner

    and if superman draws his power from the sun does he need sunlight to get and or sustain a boner

    guys i really wanted to know your thoughts on this one
    Batman carries Viagra, not a huge boner that chafes in tights and would make for some awkward moments. He doesn't have priapism.

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:

    On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?

    When doing a human woman, I'd say yes. Mainly due to the super speed at which things leave his body. of course, the condom probably also kill any sperm that gets out, so he'd not be able to have any earth children.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    4life

    also you don't seem to have a grasp on the way condoms work

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    4life

    also you don't seem to have a grasp on the way condoms work
    Hey baby hows it hangin'?

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quazz4life wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:

    On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?

    When doing a human woman, I'd say yes. Mainly due to the super speed at which things leave his body. of course, the condom probably also kill any sperm that gets out, so he'd not be able to have any earth children.
    ... faster than a speeding bullet ...

    ... gutted like a trout...

    ... super sperm obliterating everything in their path ...

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    at this point in my life i would want nothing more then an indepth batsex discussion

    Batman, for how incredibly smart he is, is not a mentally healthy human being. His work fighting crime is an obsession. And not like my "I sure love the DCAU" obsession. Because as much as I love it, I'm not putting on a costume and getting shot over it. He often deprives himself of sleep and it's likely, of proper food too.

    Batman's entire life focuses on what's best for Gotham. So Batman isn't out courting chicks, and even as Bruce Wayne, he finds ways to appear flirtatious and promiscuous while not actually doing so. Aside from the obvious dangers of having a floozy hanging around the mansion and checking in on secret passages, a woman is a distraction from his work.

    Does he have a condom in that little belt of his? I would bet not always. Maybe, maybe if he were anticipating a rendevous of some sorts, but then he would probably already know the impending target and he probably also would know what birth control she was using.

    And if all else fails, put it in the butt.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Homeless wrote:
    4life

    also you don't seem to have a grasp on the way condoms work
    Hey baby hows it hangin'?

    it is kinda bunched up because my pants are riding up

    you want to do it?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    nice jordyn.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    at this point in my life i would want nothing more then an indepth batsex discussion

    Batman, for how incredibly smart he is, is not a mentally healthy human being. His work fighting crime is an obsession. And not like my "I sure love the DCAU" obsession. Because as much as I love it, I'm not putting on a costume and getting shot over it. He often deprives himself of sleep and it's likely, of proper food too.

    Batman's entire life focuses on what's best for Gotham. So Batman isn't out courting chicks, and even as Bruce Wayne, he finds ways to appear flirtatious and promiscuous while not actually doing so. Aside from the obvious dangers of having a floozy hanging around the mansion and checking in on secret passages, a woman is a distraction from his work.

    Does he have a condom in that little belt of his? I would bet not always. Maybe, maybe if he were anticipating a rendevous of some sorts, but then he would probably already know the impending target and he probably also would know what birth control she was using.

    And if all else fails, put it in the butt.

    suprisingly well thought out

    also yes i may use this one day

    i am sure batman sex comes up more then once a lifetime

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    4life

    also you don't seem to have a grasp on the way condoms work

    I was talking about the kryptonite in the condom, not the condom itself.
    If he wasn't wearing a condom, the sperm would likely kill the woman he's having sex with.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    oh man

    i need to learn to fucking read

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    has anyone considered that maybe putting a rock around your donger and then sticking it in any orifices is not a very good idea

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quazz4life wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:

    On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?

    When doing a human woman, I'd say yes. Mainly due to the super speed at which things leave his body. of course, the condom probably also kill any sperm that gets out, so he'd not be able to have any earth children.

    He wouldn't need a kryptonite condom, because it would uh, kill him. Because it's kryptonite and you don't need a lot to hurt him. A more practical solution, would be some nice red lights to weaken him, or maybe even a magic condom, since he's affected by magic. Maybe Dr. Fate could whip something up.

    And who said stuff leaves his body at superspeed anyway? He doesn't break the urinal everytime he takes a piss at work. His sperm might shoot out just fine.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Homeless wrote:
    4life

    also you don't seem to have a grasp on the way condoms work
    Hey baby hows it hangin'?

    it is kinda bunched up because my pants are riding up

    you want to do it?
    Yes please

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    jordyn can you tell me about any other super heroes sex lives

    i may need this one day

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Is it like...distressing how well-versed I seem to be in this area?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Is it like...distressing how well-versed I seem to be in this area?

    not really.

    I saw some Batman Berry Bubble bath in Walmart the other day and say "Man I wish they had Flash bubble bath."

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:

    He wouldn't need a kryptonite condom, because it would uh, kill him. Because it's kryptonite and you don't need a lot to hurt him. A more practical solution, would be some nice red lights to weaken him, or maybe even a magic condom, since he's affected by magic. Maybe Dr. Fate could whip something up.

    And who said stuff leaves his body at superspeed anyway? He doesn't break the urinal everytime he takes a piss at work. His sperm might shoot out just fine.

    From all I've seen, it takes kryptonite to either be around him for awhile, or to be inside of him somehow in order to hurt him. otherwise, he just gets weak when it's near him.

    And as for the pee/sperm debate, guys can control the flow of piss. not so much the sperm, though. Hence the not breaking urinals, but killing a sex partner.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Is it like...distressing how well-versed I seem to be in this area?

    Not really. I want to be well versed in this area because really superhero sex arises a suprising amount of times in normal conversation.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Uh, he gets weak because he's dying from it.

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Uh, he gets weak because he's dying from it.

    I know that. but it's not like it's instant death. it takes time.
    You made it sound like Kryptonite kills him almost instantly.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what about rogue

    can rogue have sex

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quazz4life wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Uh, he gets weak because he's dying from it.

    I know that. but it's not like it's instant death. it takes time.
    You made it sound like Kryptonite kills him almost instantly.

    I'm willing to bet it works faster if he wraps his dick in it.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It usually fucks him up pretty fast. I mean, comics books are inconsistent as shit, but the pain he experiences from kryptonite would probably make it hard for him to orgasm.

    It's often shown to have him instantly crawling on the ground in pain, or otherwise incapacitated.

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