World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited January 2007
Jordyn I made a joke about your adam's apple yesterday but I didn't mean it because I don't know you and I didn't mean to make fun of you but it was so perfect and I think we could be great friends please don't be mad at me
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
if batman is always prepared does he always have a boner
and if superman draws his power from the sun does he need sunlight to get and or sustain a boner
guys i really wanted to know your thoughts on this one
I think batman just always has protection with him. And I think superman would do just fine with out sun light. I mean, the rest of his "human" functions, seem to do alright with out sun.
On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?
On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?
When doing a human woman, I'd say yes. Mainly due to the super speed at which things leave his body. of course, the condom probably also kill any sperm that gets out, so he'd not be able to have any earth children.
On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?
When doing a human woman, I'd say yes. Mainly due to the super speed at which things leave his body. of course, the condom probably also kill any sperm that gets out, so he'd not be able to have any earth children.
... faster than a speeding bullet ...
... gutted like a trout...
... super sperm obliterating everything in their path ...
at this point in my life i would want nothing more then an indepth batsex discussion
Batman, for how incredibly smart he is, is not a mentally healthy human being. His work fighting crime is an obsession. And not like my "I sure love the DCAU" obsession. Because as much as I love it, I'm not putting on a costume and getting shot over it. He often deprives himself of sleep and it's likely, of proper food too.
Batman's entire life focuses on what's best for Gotham. So Batman isn't out courting chicks, and even as Bruce Wayne, he finds ways to appear flirtatious and promiscuous while not actually doing so. Aside from the obvious dangers of having a floozy hanging around the mansion and checking in on secret passages, a woman is a distraction from his work.
Does he have a condom in that little belt of his? I would bet not always. Maybe, maybe if he were anticipating a rendevous of some sorts, but then he would probably already know the impending target and he probably also would know what birth control she was using.
And if all else fails, put it in the butt.
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at this point in my life i would want nothing more then an indepth batsex discussion
Batman, for how incredibly smart he is, is not a mentally healthy human being. His work fighting crime is an obsession. And not like my "I sure love the DCAU" obsession. Because as much as I love it, I'm not putting on a costume and getting shot over it. He often deprives himself of sleep and it's likely, of proper food too.
Batman's entire life focuses on what's best for Gotham. So Batman isn't out courting chicks, and even as Bruce Wayne, he finds ways to appear flirtatious and promiscuous while not actually doing so. Aside from the obvious dangers of having a floozy hanging around the mansion and checking in on secret passages, a woman is a distraction from his work.
Does he have a condom in that little belt of his? I would bet not always. Maybe, maybe if he were anticipating a rendevous of some sorts, but then he would probably already know the impending target and he probably also would know what birth control she was using.
And if all else fails, put it in the butt.
suprisingly well thought out
also yes i may use this one day
i am sure batman sex comes up more then once a lifetime
also you don't seem to have a grasp on the way condoms work
I was talking about the kryptonite in the condom, not the condom itself.
If he wasn't wearing a condom, the sperm would likely kill the woman he's having sex with.
On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?
When doing a human woman, I'd say yes. Mainly due to the super speed at which things leave his body. of course, the condom probably also kill any sperm that gets out, so he'd not be able to have any earth children.
He wouldn't need a kryptonite condom, because it would uh, kill him. Because it's kryptonite and you don't need a lot to hurt him. A more practical solution, would be some nice red lights to weaken him, or maybe even a magic condom, since he's affected by magic. Maybe Dr. Fate could whip something up.
And who said stuff leaves his body at superspeed anyway? He doesn't break the urinal everytime he takes a piss at work. His sperm might shoot out just fine.
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He wouldn't need a kryptonite condom, because it would uh, kill him. Because it's kryptonite and you don't need a lot to hurt him. A more practical solution, would be some nice red lights to weaken him, or maybe even a magic condom, since he's affected by magic. Maybe Dr. Fate could whip something up.
And who said stuff leaves his body at superspeed anyway? He doesn't break the urinal everytime he takes a piss at work. His sperm might shoot out just fine.
From all I've seen, it takes kryptonite to either be around him for awhile, or to be inside of him somehow in order to hurt him. otherwise, he just gets weak when it's near him.
And as for the pee/sperm debate, guys can control the flow of piss. not so much the sperm, though. Hence the not breaking urinals, but killing a sex partner.
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
It usually fucks him up pretty fast. I mean, comics books are inconsistent as shit, but the pain he experiences from kryptonite would probably make it hard for him to orgasm.
It's often shown to have him instantly crawling on the ground in pain, or otherwise incapacitated.
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you ruined my well placed BUTTSEX
Is this an alt?
It probably is. We don't get any actual dumb people for very long, it's just alts and trolls sucking all the fun out of life.
Edit: Except Butters, he's pretty dumb.
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guys i really wanted to know your thoughts on this one
I'm glad you can assume so much after such a short amount of time.
Gee, I hope to someday be as great as you at classifying other people.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/1/1/194523/7128
*sigh*
He gets super powers from the sun, not normal boner powers that every jackass except old guys have.
Batman does not always have a boner. I can go into a more indepth discussion of batsex, if you really really want me to.
tWAM, you are dead to me.
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So, you're either not an alt and a genuine moron.
Or I am really great at classifying people.
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On another topic, does super man need kryptonite condoms?
Please, classify some more, so that I may learn from the master.
at this point in my life i would want nothing more then an indepth batsex discussion
When doing a human woman, I'd say yes. Mainly due to the super speed at which things leave his body. of course, the condom probably also kill any sperm that gets out, so he'd not be able to have any earth children.
also you don't seem to have a grasp on the way condoms work
... gutted like a trout...
... super sperm obliterating everything in their path ...
Batman, for how incredibly smart he is, is not a mentally healthy human being. His work fighting crime is an obsession. And not like my "I sure love the DCAU" obsession. Because as much as I love it, I'm not putting on a costume and getting shot over it. He often deprives himself of sleep and it's likely, of proper food too.
Batman's entire life focuses on what's best for Gotham. So Batman isn't out courting chicks, and even as Bruce Wayne, he finds ways to appear flirtatious and promiscuous while not actually doing so. Aside from the obvious dangers of having a floozy hanging around the mansion and checking in on secret passages, a woman is a distraction from his work.
Does he have a condom in that little belt of his? I would bet not always. Maybe, maybe if he were anticipating a rendevous of some sorts, but then he would probably already know the impending target and he probably also would know what birth control she was using.
And if all else fails, put it in the butt.
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it is kinda bunched up because my pants are riding up
you want to do it?
suprisingly well thought out
also yes i may use this one day
i am sure batman sex comes up more then once a lifetime
I was talking about the kryptonite in the condom, not the condom itself.
If he wasn't wearing a condom, the sperm would likely kill the woman he's having sex with.
i need to learn to fucking read
He wouldn't need a kryptonite condom, because it would uh, kill him. Because it's kryptonite and you don't need a lot to hurt him. A more practical solution, would be some nice red lights to weaken him, or maybe even a magic condom, since he's affected by magic. Maybe Dr. Fate could whip something up.
And who said stuff leaves his body at superspeed anyway? He doesn't break the urinal everytime he takes a piss at work. His sperm might shoot out just fine.
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i may need this one day
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not really.
I saw some Batman Berry Bubble bath in Walmart the other day and say "Man I wish they had Flash bubble bath."
From all I've seen, it takes kryptonite to either be around him for awhile, or to be inside of him somehow in order to hurt him. otherwise, he just gets weak when it's near him.
And as for the pee/sperm debate, guys can control the flow of piss. not so much the sperm, though. Hence the not breaking urinals, but killing a sex partner.
Not really. I want to be well versed in this area because really superhero sex arises a suprising amount of times in normal conversation.
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I know that. but it's not like it's instant death. it takes time.
You made it sound like Kryptonite kills him almost instantly.
can rogue have sex
I'm willing to bet it works faster if he wraps his dick in it.
It's often shown to have him instantly crawling on the ground in pain, or otherwise incapacitated.
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