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[Mini-Phalla] Blackadder Goes Phorth [Result - Village Victory]

MicroMicro Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Critical Failures
Blackadder Goes Phorth
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"Now then, George, Baldrick, you heard the General, I'm needed on top secret business back at HQ"

"Can we come sir?"

"No, Baldrick, I don't think your special brand of coffee would really quite fit in at HQ. As it is, you're just going to have to sit here and wait until you're told to die"

"Right you are sir"

"It sounds absolutely pants off, trousers down, bugger the old Hun fantastic sir, are you sure you don't want to wait around and go over the top with us sir?"

"No George, they let only the very best soldiers go over the top I'm afraid, and I, Captain Edmund Blackadder certainly don't deserve the honour of being mowed down by seventeen German machine guns until my body is in little bits, and the little bits are ground down until they're a fine powder and become a highly fashionable drug for the bohemians in Paris"

"Right you are sir"

"So, I take my leave of you."

*****

"Maaaaaah, are there you are Blackadder. Why didn't you tell me he was here, Darling?"

"I assumed you would smell him, sir"

"Very droll, Darling"

"That's CAPTAIN Darling to you Blackadder"

"Yes, Darling. Anyway, do continue, General"

"Yes Blackadder, always ready to give the hun a good boshing, wot?! So, it turns out that every night someone is breaking into my private study and is moving my drinks cabinet further and further away from Berlin. I WON'T HAVE IT BLACKADDER. I won't. These blackguards must be found. AND SHOT."

"And my role, sir?"

"Ah, that's right Blackadder, you're to lead the investigation. We've got some German spies in HQ, and they're draining morale. You must find them Blackadder, you'll have every resource at your disposal. The faithful tommies won't get new bullets, or be fed, and the artillery will go without shells at all until you solve this dreadful shambles. Now Darling is here to fulfil your every whim, would you like anyone else to assist you?"

"I can certainly think of a couple of men that may come in handy, sir"



So there we have it - there are German spies in the HQ. Blackadder has been put in charge of finding them, and George and Baldrick have been transferred from the frontline to help him in his quest. Darling is being disdainful, Melchett is being wilfully ignorant and Baldrick has a cunning plan. Can things get any worse for Captain Edmund Blackadder?

As the first step, Blackadder has rounded up evreryone in HQ and has asked them if they know anything - who do you think is the traitorous sort of hun chap? Who should be taken out and shot?

*****

This is a MiniPhalla. It's sort of like a Phalla only on a smaller scale.

All of the standard rules apply. In particular, screen captures cannot be used to "prove" anything and if you're talking with someone and they don't know it's you (your PA name), that's anonymous contact and is against these rules. Dead players may talk amongst themselves (off the thread) if they wish but living players may not communicate with the dead. Standard 'honour-rules' on ghost posting apply.

Each night, all players will vote for the chap who should be taken out back as a deserter and shot. Please make your votes in Bold Red. Retractions would really be helpful, but aren't obligatory, and should be made in Bold Lime. If you have any questions, please PM Micro (me) or post for clarification in the thread in Bold Orange.

Also, you cannot directly quote or forward any PM you receive from me during the game (unless I give you permission) but you can do whatever you want with any PM you receive from another player.

Please remember to forward the location of any ProBoards (or similar tools) to me. Thank you.

***********

I'm an idiot and live in the UK - so days will begin and end slightly earlier than you lot are perhaps used to.

This game will start (if we get signups in time) on Wednesday, October 21st, meaning Day 1 will end on Thursday 22nd.

Voting will close daily at Midnight, GMT (which I believe is EST +5).

Interested players should !SIGN UP in any colour - I just chose red because it's pretty. Roles will be randomly assigned.

Survivors

4. Daius - Baldrick
11. Kime - villager


The Dead

22. dunedainjedi - Villager, voted out
9. Dunadan019 - George, knocked out by Blackadder
10. Kay - Lord Flashheart, Brutally Murdered
18. Ohtsam - Bob, Brutally Murdered
26. Robos A Go Go - Villager, Brutally Murdered
19. Osvik - villager, voted out
1. Adventfalls - villager, knocked out by Blackadder
13. Arivia - villager, killed in No Man's Land
16. Lucedes - villager, brutally murdered
7. Wildcat - Blackadder, brutally murdered
20. Kistra - Villager, voted out on coin flip
25. Kias - German spy, killed in No Man's Land
12. Gumpy - Villager, brutally murdered
8. Nocturne - villager, voted out
17. Fluffy bunny chap - villager, killed in No Man's Land
6. Shalmelo - Captain Darling, brutally murdered
3. simonwolf - villager, inactivus hungered
24. Arasaki - villager, voted out
15. El Skid - German, killed in No Man's Land
21. LoserForHireX - General Melchett, brutally murdered
2. BobCesca - German, Inactivus Hungered
5. Jobastion - German, voted out
14. Cleonicus - villager, brutally murdered
23. Obbi - villager, killed in No Man's Land



Reserves

1. Mr D

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !adventfalls
    !bobcesca

    !simonwolf
    !daius

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  • JobastionJobastion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hullo chaps!

    Jobastion on
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yes, I'm a retard and forgot to save post #2 for my own means - apologies and thanks to those that deleted their posts for me!

    Micro on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Re-enlisting due to departmental incompetence!

    i kid, i kid

    simonwolf on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Re-enlisting due to departmental incompetence!

    i kid, i kid

    Accurate

    (village idiot role - simonwolf)

    Micro on
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited October 2009
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    Micro? That's a very strange thing to do, naming yourself after your todger, isn't it?!

    WOOF!

    Daius on
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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a cunning plan

    shalmelo on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !Confirming my previous reservation what what.

    Wildcat on
  • boogedybooboogedyboo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    shalmelo wrote: »
    I have a cunning plan
    Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?


    !Confirming reservation

    boogedyboo on
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sign somewhere over the rainbow.

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  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !I, on the other hand, have a plan so cunning that you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

    Kay on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A Micro phalla!!

    kime on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ahh, sign my name here?

    !BEAN

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is going to rock, so hard.

    I feel the need to remind everyone that the first thing to remember is always treat your kite like you treat your woman.

    BobCesca on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited October 2009
    wheee

    Arivia on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    This is going to rock, so hard.

    I feel the need to remind everyone that the first thing to remember is always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
    I feel like a kite would be dangerous in the kitchen.

    kime on
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    kime wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    This is going to rock, so hard.

    I feel the need to remind everyone that the first thing to remember is always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
    I feel like a kite would be dangerous in the kitchen.

    No. I mean, get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!

    BobCesca on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    WOOF

    Micro on
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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    No matter how hard I try, I can't get my kite to make me a sammich.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    This is going to rock, so hard.

    I feel the need to remind everyone that the first thing to remember is always treat your kite like you treat your woman.

    Why would I slap my kite? it can't really feel it....

    oh right, Just like a woman can't!

    Dunadan019 on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !Sign up

    Gumpy on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !Retract

    B:L on
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  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sign-up!

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !Oh gods...Not another one of these...Micro phallas. I don't know why I even bother- Baldrick is just going to kak it up anyway.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !I say, chaps, please don't shoot me.

    Lucedes on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sign up

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !signup

    Ohtsam on
  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !sign up

    Osvik on
  • KistraKistra Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !sign up

    !simonwolf

    Kistra on
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ugh.... Just... I'd like to win a game for once. Day one'd twice in a row...

    adventfalls on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kistra wrote: »
    !sign up

    !simonwolf

    Hey, I was just gettin' my grudge kill off on you in Phinal Phallacy, don't go writing cheques you can't cash.

    simonwolf on
  • KistraKistra Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Kistra wrote: »
    !sign up

    !simonwolf

    Hey, I was just gettin' my grudge kill off on you in Phinal Phallacy, don't go writing cheques you can't cash.

    Killing me in the body phalla wasn't enough?

    Kistra on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That was part of the game, and my victory conditions! You were going to get killed by the mafia anyhow, I was just the one who sent in the orders. So no, that didn't satisfy my grudge.

    Phinal Phallacy does, however.

    p.s. kiss kiss kiss

    simonwolf on
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Put me in coach!

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Sign up!

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Since I be dead in the main now, !Signup if there's room

    Obbi on
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !Sign up

    Arasaki on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    2 spots left

    Micro on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ugh.... Just... I'd like to win a game for once. Day one'd twice in a row...

    It happens to the best of us.

    And sometimes to kime.

    !Reserve up because while I don't think I have time to be in more than one phalla right now, I never know how long I'm gonna last in the other one, and I hate inactives. Hate.
    Hate

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