Gino's Cheesesteak, prime rib cooked rare with horseradish cream sauce, creamed spinach, goat cheese salad, shrimp cocktail, broiled scallops, cup of clam chowder, enchilada platter from La Montana, a gyro, a carnitas quesadilla from Anna's, Duck Fat poutine, a vesper martini, and a giant slice of chocolate cake a la mode.
Round two option extravaganza, if by some twist of fate I don't die and am allowed a second last meal:
Beef Stew with dumplings made by my grandma
Elk-Steak cooked by my grandma
Dungeness Crab cakes, no skimping on meat, I want a goddamn crab-burger-patty
for Dessert
some peanutbutter cookies from my aunt's bakery
and beverage of choice
Iced Tea, brewed from bags, with lemon.
Oh wait I also want to include some ostrich in my meal.
Ostrich is delicious.
Once I saw a cheetah get outrun by an ostrich. I felt bad. It later killed some Gazelle with it's hunting pack but we were all "Man, eating meatloaf when you could've had some super-chicken must be lame as fuck"
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Fuck last supper, I'm doing last day on earth meals:
Breakfast:
My mother's monkey bread
Swedish pancakes from Woodloch Pines
A large mug of hot chocolate from Square One Coffee
A large glass of ice cold whole milk right next to a large glass of chocolate milk from Mapplehoff Dairy down the road.
A chocolate long john. It's a lancaster thing
Lunch:
One of my own homemade Reuben sandwiches. Corned beef, sauerkraut, thousand island dressing, rye bread.
Boar's Head Roast Beef sandwich, little mayo, lettuce on a NY hard roll.
That's getting washed down with a belgian ale of some kind.
Cookies from Wendy Joe's. Chocolate chip, half dunked in fudge.
Pre-Dinner Drinks:
At least half the menu at PX, an honest to god speakeasy in Alexandria. I...I can't even begin to describe how good their drinks are. I've left a hundred dollar tip on a tab for 2 people.
Dinner:
My mother's lasagna
My grandmother's Mish-Mash (a combination of sausage, ground beef, shell noodles, some spices and tomato sauce).
Sushi. There was this place in CA that we found and the sushi chef was one of the best I've ever met.
A Bush beer to toast my grandfather before I go.
Post-Dinner drink:
glass of Midleton Very Rare
Dessert:
Assorted Italian cookies from a NY deli, specifically Rainbow Cookies
Pan-fried cod and scallops from the coast of Newfoundland with scrunchions
A bottle of moose, stir fried with noodles, and veggies from my dad's garden
My aunt's homemade gnocchi, and sauce made from stuff from her farm in Italy
A bunch of Romano cheese
A pint of Storm Red, Gold, and Hemp
A loaf of bread , a jar of my nan's blueberry jam, and any old hummus
and a traditional salt-beef Jiggs Dinner prepared by mom
Dessert would be an assortment of my grandmothers pies filled with cabin-found goodness (rhubarb, blueberry, bake-apple, etc.)
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Oh I didn't read the offender info for either of them
Just, out of context and compared to all the others those are kinda... I don't know
I ain't weepin' for any of these guys though
Only place I've been on that list is the Vortex. Had an amazing cheeseburger, and the wings were great, too.
Going to have to check out Holeman and Finch's marrow. That looks like pretty much exactly what I was going for. Thanks!
quadruple bypass burger, large coke, pack of luckys
Ok so
someone who's a better writer than I
needs to make a joke
about anal sex
and cutting shit
because poop comes from the butt
which is where the penis goes
if you're gay
I fucking love onion rings
anyone know a good recipe for makin em?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
and one of these days I need to wheedle that biscuit recipe out of my grandma, I know it won't be the same but still
use cornstarch and flower mixed with a bit of salt and cayenne
ATL has a fancy place with amazing boar. Not worth the price unless you're going for the whole "experience" though
Beef Stew with dumplings made by my grandma
Elk-Steak cooked by my grandma
Dungeness Crab cakes, no skimping on meat, I want a goddamn crab-burger-patty
for Dessert
some peanutbutter cookies from my aunt's bakery
and beverage of choice
Iced Tea, brewed from bags, with lemon.
cheeseburger
sweet potatoes (with marshmallows, brown sugar, butter, duh)
heaping plate of collard greens
one key lime soda
water
lemon icebox pie
This is also my birthday dinner request. Every year.
I hadn't had boar before and was really surprised at how flavorful it was and not gamey at all
that's pretty funny and everything
but literally the only place you can get onion rings here is burger king
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Ostrich is delicious.
Once I saw a cheetah get outrun by an ostrich. I felt bad. It later killed some Gazelle with it's hunting pack but we were all "Man, eating meatloaf when you could've had some super-chicken must be lame as fuck"
as terrible as it may be
I enjoy their onion rings
they aren't great, but man
They have decent onion rings there
really?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Breakfast:
My mother's monkey bread
Swedish pancakes from Woodloch Pines
A large mug of hot chocolate from Square One Coffee
A large glass of ice cold whole milk right next to a large glass of chocolate milk from Mapplehoff Dairy down the road.
A chocolate long john. It's a lancaster thing
Lunch:
One of my own homemade Reuben sandwiches. Corned beef, sauerkraut, thousand island dressing, rye bread.
Boar's Head Roast Beef sandwich, little mayo, lettuce on a NY hard roll.
That's getting washed down with a belgian ale of some kind.
Cookies from Wendy Joe's. Chocolate chip, half dunked in fudge.
Pre-Dinner Drinks:
At least half the menu at PX, an honest to god speakeasy in Alexandria. I...I can't even begin to describe how good their drinks are. I've left a hundred dollar tip on a tab for 2 people.
Dinner:
My mother's lasagna
My grandmother's Mish-Mash (a combination of sausage, ground beef, shell noodles, some spices and tomato sauce).
Sushi. There was this place in CA that we found and the sushi chef was one of the best I've ever met.
A Bush beer to toast my grandfather before I go.
Post-Dinner drink:
glass of Midleton Very Rare
Dessert:
Assorted Italian cookies from a NY deli, specifically Rainbow Cookies
yes this holy moly
fuck yeah those boar ribs were exquisite
just give me an entire smoked boar with a quart of jack and coke, a dozen biscuits and a gallon of dr. pepper
"Fuck off, screw, I'm not done eating!"
Takes one to know one, friend.
Do you only go to Quiznos?
They're okay. Not the greatest but they'll get you by.
A bottle of moose, stir fried with noodles, and veggies from my dad's garden
My aunt's homemade gnocchi, and sauce made from stuff from her farm in Italy
A bunch of Romano cheese
A pint of Storm Red, Gold, and Hemp
A loaf of bread , a jar of my nan's blueberry jam, and any old hummus
and a traditional salt-beef Jiggs Dinner prepared by mom
Dessert would be an assortment of my grandmothers pies filled with cabin-found goodness (rhubarb, blueberry, bake-apple, etc.)
having never encountered it before I had no idea
ooh ooh I pick that one
edit - also I find ginger beer to be absolutely revolting.
great harvest is wonderful to me
Yess
My aunt owns one of these, my uncle owns one, too.
They each got one in the divorce settlement!