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The New GOP Thread: Taking Anti-Intellectualism to a Whole New Level

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Poe's Law: 1
    jacobkosh: 0

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    I wonder what the Republican leaders would say about the founding fathers who refused to sign the Constitution.
    [Socialism][/Socialism]

    You're such a fascist.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

    :?

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

    Carrot was a liberal plant all along! He feared the momentum of the conservative movement and tried to sabotage their efforts with lies!

    Lies!

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

    Carrot was a liberal plant all along! He feared the momentum of the conservative movement and tried to sabotage their efforts with lies!

    Lies!

    So Communism was just a red herring?

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

    Carrot was a liberal plant all along! He feared the momentum of the conservative movement and tried to sabotage their efforts with lies!

    Lies!

    So Communism was just a red herring?

    Did you just say Red herring? :x

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

    Carrot was a liberal plant all along! He feared the momentum of the conservative movement and tried to sabotage their efforts with lies!

    Lies!

    So Communism was just a red herring?

    Did you just say Red herring? :x

    Way to miss the call out. A more proper response would be:

    I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against the Irish) Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Of course emphasizing the 'red' was funny too. :P

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

    Carrot was a liberal plant all along! He feared the momentum of the conservative movement and tried to sabotage their efforts with lies!

    Lies!

    So Communism was just a red herring?

    Did you just say Red herring? :x

    Way to miss the call out. A more proper response would be:

    I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!
    So am I. Your wife is good in bed!

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

    Carrot was a liberal plant all along! He feared the momentum of the conservative movement and tried to sabotage their efforts with lies!

    Lies!

    So Communism was just a red herring?

    Did you just say Red herring? :x

    Way to miss the call out. A more proper response would be:

    I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!
    So am I. Your wife is good in bed!

    She's stealing your precious bodily fluids!

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Meh, I wasn't using them.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Huh. Cao's Conservapedia entry is still clear. You'd think they would jump on this.

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You're aware that I fabricated those quotes, right?

    Carrot was a liberal plant all along! He feared the momentum of the conservative movement and tried to sabotage their efforts with lies!

    Lies!

    So Communism was just a red herring?

    Did you just say Red herring? :x

    Way to miss the call out. A more proper response would be:

    I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!
    So am I. Your wife is good in bed!

    She's stealing your precious bodily fluids!

    Well, you'll have to answer to the Coca Cola corporation then!

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Huh. Cao's Conservapedia entry is still clear. You'd think they would jump on this.

    Yeah, like they're going to investigate anything on their own. Glenn Beck only airs on weeknights.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cervetus wrote: »
    Huh. Cao's Conservapedia entry is still clear. You'd think they would jump on this.

    Yeah, like they're going to investigate anything on their own. Glenn Beck only airs on weeknights.

    And he might still be recovering from surgery.

    Oh, god... I just realized that Beck will have all sorts of healthcare stories to tell.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A rich white TV personality? I don't think he's above fabricating things, but I doubt he'll get anything but the best treatment.

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  • ClevingerClevinger Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Last time he had that operation on his ass, before he played up the/became crazy, he was actually appalled by his health care and he was really reasonable.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Clevinger wrote: »
    Last time he had that operation on his ass, before he played up the/became crazy, he was actually appalled by his health care and he was really reasonable.
    Things have gotten a lot better since then. We now have the best health care in the world, here in the greatest country that God ever gave man.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Delzhand wrote: »
    A rich white TV personality? I don't think he's above fabricating things, but I doubt he'll get anything but the best treatment.

    "This is what the Democrats want to take away from you! Under the Obama plan I would have DIED just waiting to get into the emergency room!"

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Clevinger wrote: »
    Last time he had that operation on his ass, before he played up the/became crazy, he was actually appalled by his health care and he was really reasonable.

    You mean the operation that inserted his head?

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  • BullioBullio Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Clevinger wrote: »
    Last time he had that operation on his ass, before he played up the/became crazy, he was actually appalled by his health care and he was really reasonable.
    Things have gotten a lot better since then. He was given his own show at Fox.

    Fixed.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    A rich white TV personality? I don't think he's above fabricating things, but I doubt he'll get anything but the best treatment.

    "This is what the Democrats want to take away from you! Under the Obama plan I would have DIED just waiting to get into the emergency room!"

    And of course, under the Republican plan you die in your home because you can't afford the hospital bill.

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  • nescientistnescientist Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    A rich white TV personality? I don't think he's above fabricating things, but I doubt he'll get anything but the best treatment.

    "This is what the Democrats want to take away from you! Under the Obama plan I would have DIED just waiting to get into the emergency room!"

    And of course, under the Republican plan you die in your home because you can't afford the hospital bill.

    You're forgetting that the rule with Republican plans is that any hypothetical "you" is in the top 1% of incomes. Or, you know, will be, just as soon as that next deal pans out.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Everyone in top 1 percent!

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Everyone in top 1 percent!

    We all just need to move to Lake Woebegone. Where all the children are above average.

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  • SosSos Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Everyone in top 1 percent!

    We all just need to move to Lake Woebegone. Where all the children are above average.

    Where all the women are strong and the men are good looking.

    Sos on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Clevinger wrote: »
    Last time he had that operation on his ass, before he played up the/became crazy, he was actually appalled by his health care and he was really reasonable.

    Sooooo he agrees the current system we're trying to replace sucks then. Or, agreed. In the past.

    I can't wait for him to use this as an opportunity to blow sunshine up the ass of the insurance industry.

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Clevinger wrote: »
    Last time he had that operation on his ass, before he played up the/became crazy, he was actually appalled by his health care and he was really reasonable.

    Sooooo he agrees the current system we're trying to replace sucks then. Or, agreed. In the past.

    I can't wait for him to use this as an opportunity to blow sunshine up the ass of the insurance industry.

    He's going to come back on Monday or whenever and talk about how amazing the entire experience was and how absolutely everything was perfect and rainbows and how it's going to turn to crap now after Obama takes it over and personally tells all the doctors to kill Republicans and old people.

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh and he's going to cry.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Oh and he's going to cry.

    I don't doubt it. I seriously can't wait for the, "I WOULD'VE DIED IF THE CHANGES WERE ALREADY MADE ;_; " shit.

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Oh and he's going to cry.

    I don't doubt it. I seriously can't wait for the, "I WOULD'VE DIED IF THE CHANGES WERE ALREADY MADE ;_; " shit.

    Which as it turns out would make for a great advertisement for healthcare reform.

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  • Magus`Magus` Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I wouldn't put it past him that this all publicity.

    I mean, it's kind of odd with the debates lately that suddenly he gets sick.

    Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he burst his own appendix.

    (Part of this is sarcasm. I hope.)

    Also, I just made up a new word by typo. Scarcasm. Using scare tactics and claiming it's just sarcasm!

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Magus` wrote: »
    I wouldn't put it past him that this all publicity.

    I mean, it's kind of odd with the debates lately that suddenly he gets sick.

    Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he burst his own appendix.

    (Part of this is sarcasm. I hope.)

    Also, I just made up a new word by typo. Scarcasm. Using scare tactics and claiming it's just sarcasm!

    Yeah I think it's a publicity stunt too. I'm wondering if he has any interviews with any media outlets scheduled following the operation. "Can you show us the scar?" "No."

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Magus` wrote: »
    I wouldn't put it past him that this all publicity.

    I mean, it's kind of odd with the debates lately that suddenly he gets sick.

    Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he burst his own appendix.

    (Part of this is sarcasm. I hope.)

    Also, I just made up a new word by typo. Scarcasm. Using scare tactics and claiming it's just sarcasm!

    Yeah I think it's a publicity stunt too. I'm wondering if he has any interviews with any media outlets scheduled following the operation. "Can you show us the scar?" "No."

    He'll say it's somewhere he can't show, like his inner thigh.

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Magus` wrote: »
    I wouldn't put it past him that this all publicity.

    I mean, it's kind of odd with the debates lately that suddenly he gets sick.

    Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he burst his own appendix.

    (Part of this is sarcasm. I hope.)

    Also, I just made up a new word by typo. Scarcasm. Using scare tactics and claiming it's just sarcasm!

    Yeah I think it's a publicity stunt too. I'm wondering if he has any interviews with any media outlets scheduled following the operation. "Can you show us the scar?" "No."

    He'll say it's somewhere he can't show, like his inner thigh.

    His digestive functions occur in the leg?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gaddez wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Magus` wrote: »
    I wouldn't put it past him that this all publicity.

    I mean, it's kind of odd with the debates lately that suddenly he gets sick.

    Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he burst his own appendix.

    (Part of this is sarcasm. I hope.)

    Also, I just made up a new word by typo. Scarcasm. Using scare tactics and claiming it's just sarcasm!

    Yeah I think it's a publicity stunt too. I'm wondering if he has any interviews with any media outlets scheduled following the operation. "Can you show us the scar?" "No."

    He'll say it's somewhere he can't show, like his inner thigh.

    His digestive functions occur in the leg?

    Well, he does have his head up his ass so anything is possible.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gaddez wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Magus` wrote: »
    I wouldn't put it past him that this all publicity.

    I mean, it's kind of odd with the debates lately that suddenly he gets sick.

    Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he burst his own appendix.

    (Part of this is sarcasm. I hope.)

    Also, I just made up a new word by typo. Scarcasm. Using scare tactics and claiming it's just sarcasm!

    Yeah I think it's a publicity stunt too. I'm wondering if he has any interviews with any media outlets scheduled following the operation. "Can you show us the scar?" "No."

    He'll say it's somewhere he can't show, like his inner thigh.

    His digestive functions occur in the leg?

    If you didn't HATE AMERICA so much you wouldn't question Glenn Beck.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pete Sessions, come on down.
    Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Tex.), the head of the Republicans campaign committee, caused a stir at last night's Rules Committee meeting when he suggested that treating female-related health conditions was comparable to insurance-company imposed restrictions on smokers.

    "Why should a woman pay more than a man?" asked New Jersey Democrat Frank Pallone, according to the Courthouse News Service.

    "Well, we're all different," Sessions explained. "Why should a smoker pay more?" he said before interrupted.

    That prompted major pushback from Democrats, who say that it proves that House Republicans don't care about working-class women.

    “The NRCC and extreme right wing of the Republican Party are totally out of step with women," said Jennifer Crider, spokeswoman for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.

    "First, the NRCC says that a man ought to put the first woman Speaker of the House ‘in her place.' ...I don't know what's scarier, whether NRCC Chairman Pete Sessions actually believes women are second class citizens or whether he believes it's political beneficial for the NRCC to say so."

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  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So, I made the mistake of reading some comments on that story, and was reminded that I have never understood the hate some people seem to have for Nancy Pelosi. Is it just "woman in position of power wwarrraagghable" or what?

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