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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Borderlands is crazy, crazy good fun. I haven't even gotten to play with anyone yet.

    Quid on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Really? I use it to mean I'm joking. Wow, I'm a slut if it's the other way around.

    What if I like you that way? :winky:

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    This reminded me of the time a girl stopped and smiled at me after I kicked her in the head.

    (I did pull the kick)

    Some girls really like roughhousing, I know one girl that always wants to wrestle like every time we hang out.

    She wants you to put it in her.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I would like today to be over, please.

    shall I repost that lolcat to mirror your sentiments?

    No, that's my job. :P
    I can't do it when you're watching.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a list of things never to say to a women. One of them is commenting about weight, especially the fat word. I learned that one the hard way in middle school.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    This reminded me of the time a girl stopped and smiled at me after I kicked her in the head.

    (I did pull the kick)

    Some girls really like roughhousing, I know one girl that always wants to wrestle like every time we hang out.
    I miss out on those. There was the girl I just mentioned at the dojo and then there was a girl in a bar that grabbed me by my hair to tell me how pretty it was. Both times I failed to seize the opportunity. :(

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    She wants you to put it in her.

    She really does, but she has a boyfriend and there's no way she's going to cheat on him. I think the wrestling is her way of venting the sexual tension safely. Though she's one of the girls that I'm going to halloween with and she's probably going to get drunk so things could get dicey.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I know a girl who loves to punch me in solar plexus, which invariably makes me double over gasping for breath

    one time I punched her back she got kinda pissy about so now I just let her hit me

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    This reminded me of the time a girl stopped and smiled at me after I kicked her in the head.

    (I did pull the kick)

    Some girls really like roughhousing, I know one girl that always wants to wrestle like every time we hang out.
    :winky:

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    They have these crazy space dogs called skags with giant mouth head things that always, always leap in the air towards your face.

    I'm almost certain the designers did this so you could have space dog gibs fly at you after shooting them in the mouth with a shotgun.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquis, have you ever heard of self control?

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    She wants you to put it in her.

    She really does, but she has a boyfriend and there's no way she's going to cheat on him. I think the wrestling is her way of venting the sexual tension safely. Though she's one of the girls that I'm going to halloween with and she's probably going to get drunk so things could get dicey.

    Wait, is this the same couple that maybe wants to have a threesome with you?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    In college I took a Kung fu class

    unexpected erections while practicing grappling was slightly embarrassing

    especially when the girl beat me up :|

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nexus that lolcat makes no sense.

    If they're out of lack of interest, why has the day been cancelled?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I

    I kinda like it

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Barnes and Noble tried to sell me a book at cover price today. Even though it is way less on their web site. So I didn't buy it.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    inky how did your bro like borderlands?

    He likes it. Though he seems like he is really interested in the story of the game...so I think in some ways he will be disappointed.

    I haven't finished the story, but I find it very interesting. Even the side quests have a flow to them. Though I have a very low threshold for media. I mean I watched and enjoyed fucking tremors 2.

    Which reminds me I need the tremors movies.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nexus that lolcat makes no sense.

    If they're out of lack of interest, why has the day been cancelled?
    Is this a serious question?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait, is this the same couple that maybe wants to have a threesome with you?

    No, different couple.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nexus that lolcat makes no sense.

    If they're out of lack of interest, why has the day been cancelled?

    in that sentence I can only assume "out of" = "due to"

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nexus that lolcat makes no sense.

    If they're out of lack of interest, why has the day been cancelled?

    ba-dum

    actually no, you don't get the last part

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I know a girl who loves to punch me in solar plexus, which invariably makes me double over gasping for breath

    one time I punched her back she got kinda pissy about so now I just let her hit me

    This does not sound pleasant.

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    In college I took a Kung fu class

    unexpected erections while practicing grappling was slightly embarrassing

    especially when the girl beat me up :|

    Oh wow, that would totally be the worst. You're just giving her another good handle to grab onto.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquis, have you ever heard of self control?

    Yes? However, I'm also going to be quite drunk. Like I said, things could get dicey, I'm not saying that things are necessarily going to happen.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nexus that lolcat makes no sense.

    If they're out of lack of interest, why has the day been cancelled?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, is this the same couple that maybe wants to have a threesome with you?

    No, different couple.

    Could you convince the boyfriend to go for a threesome?

    Cinders on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquis, have you ever heard of self control?

    Yes? However, I'm also going to be quite drunk. Like I said, things could get dicey, I'm not saying that things are necessarily going to happen.

    Just sayin' Seems like you predicted things would happen because of alcohol.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just read it as two separate statements. :?

    I blame the lack of sleep.

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    BerenBeren Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, is this the same couple that maybe wants to have a threesome with you?

    No, different couple.

    Could you convince the boyfriend to go for a threesome?

    Who wants an MMF threesome. Meh.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Arg it is getting cold. Stupid winter storm coming in.

    I remember one girl I was trying to date my sophomore year of college. She was this hot little Vietnamese girl who was my lab partner, too. My screw ups on the first date led to her asking if I was gay. The second date we rough housed for like an hour and I never went in for the kiss. And later on she even stole my shirt and I did nothing.

    Yeah, missed opportunity there.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, is this the same couple that maybe wants to have a threesome with you?

    No, different couple.

    Could you convince the boyfriend to go for a threesome?

    Which boyfriend?

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Beren wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, is this the same couple that maybe wants to have a threesome with you?

    No, different couple.

    Could you convince the boyfriend to go for a threesome?

    Who wants an MMF threesome. Meh.

    Pornstars?

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, is this the same couple that maybe wants to have a threesome with you?

    No, different couple.

    Could you convince the boyfriend to go for a threesome?

    Fuck that, find one more girl and shoot for an orgy.

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Literally I can buy the book on their web site and pick it up in their store for more than $10 less than they tried to charge me

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tremors 2 was a great movie. As were three, four, and the miniseries

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Out of lack of sleep,
    I just read it as two separate statements. :?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, is this the same couple that maybe wants to have a threesome with you?

    No, different couple.

    Could you convince the boyfriend to go for a threesome?

    Which boyfriend?

    The boyfriend of the girl who likes to wrestle.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Really? I use it to mean I'm joking. Wow, I'm a slut if it's the other way around.

    What if I like you that way? :winky:

    Then Elldren and Hakks have competition. :P

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    generally i've found that if i suspect things will happen when me and a girl are both drunk

    things happen when me and the girl are both drunk

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tremors 2 was a great movie. As were three, four, and the miniseries

    I liked the original the best.

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