My name is Alex, (Switzky to everyone, though) I have been reading Penny Arcade since I was 9 (16 now). I live in Melbourne, Australia.
I want to go to PAX. I have a job, but it's surprisingly low paying (EB Games are CHEAPSKATES). I am from America originally, and do have relatives in certain places that are not Washington.
How can I get there? More importantly, how can I convince my parents to let me go?
I am willing to go above and beyond the call of common sense for Penny Arcade, but I will need help.
Thank you in advance, all of you.
How about spending every minute of everyday in severe debilitating pain. Slowly being eaten alive from the inside out. Having your body die off and stop functioning entirely milimeter by milimeter. Then one day lapsing into a coma and suffering multi-organ failure.
all set to the tune of yakkity sax