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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well, I mean, it's possible that would work for you wally, but taking acutaine is going to work for anyone. You just have to get your blood drawn every month and you can't get pregnant or else you'll give birth to an alien.

    Winky on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm telling you, vitamin E and hot compresses along with washing your face daily.

    This isn't an anecdote, this is what several dermatologists have recommended for the dwellers in the deep.

    Passerbye on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I know thos zits Hakks.

    Fuck those zits.

    Put vitamin E on it followed by a hot compress for 15 minutes every night before you go to bed. They'll stop hurting so much and clear up in a couple of days.

    They go away in a couple days anyway.

    Quid on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakks, you should look at pictures of puppies and other fuzzy animals. It will make you feel better.

    Captain Carrot on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm telling you, vitamin E and hot compresses along with washing your face daily.

    This isn't an anecdote, this is what several dermatologists have recommended for the dwellers in the deep.

    And I can tell you that treatment didn't work for me at all :?.

    I, of course, had a particularly severe case. I don't think anything outside of the big guns was going to clear that up.

    Winky on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Are you sure they're zits and not like sebaceous cysts?

    this is my worry.

    Hakkekage on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009

    hey just becauce you have a job, now that doesn't mean you can't smoke some good ol fashioned weed, hell smoke on the drive to work, then enjoy your morning, and then during lunch, when you start to feel normality hitting you, go smoke another.

    it is how i make it through the work day
    what a brilliant idea

    i will inform the scientists of this procedure, stat

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I know thos zits Hakks.

    Fuck those zits.

    Put vitamin E on it followed by a hot compress for 15 minutes every night before you go to bed. They'll stop hurting so much and clear up in a couple of days.

    They go away in a couple days anyway.

    I've had them last a week, as have my cousins, so for us going away in a couple days is good. Of course, when we get a deep dweller it's usually a monster half the size of a ping-pong ball, so that may make some difference. It may work faster for the smaller varieties.

    Passerbye on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So Elks dorf died?

    nexuscrawler on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm saving all the time

    because now, I'm down to one heart

    Abdhyius on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakks, you should look at pictures of puppies and other fuzzy animals. It will make you feel better.

    i'm watching the Daily Show

    and i'm going to tie my hands behind my back so i can stop poking at them

    Hakkekage on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    lance those fuckers.

    open flame

    needle

    GO

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    It figures that work gets all batshit nuts for a few minutes that I miss stuff like Garfield. I watched the Halloween special with my son the other night. I forgot how scary some of the things looked in that. Some kids who watched that were probably spooked.

    Hope Dyr feels better Passer.

    I don't think they were talking about that Garfield.

    some of us were. then we got warned.

    I thought Will was just making a comment to the effect that someone was 12 if they had just watched the Christmas Special? If it was a warning I apologize for bringing the topic back up.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm telling you, vitamin E and hot compresses along with washing your face daily.

    This isn't an anecdote, this is what several dermatologists have recommended for the dwellers in the deep.

    And I can tell you that treatment didn't work for me at all :?.

    I, of course, had a particularly severe case. I don't think anything outside of the big guns was going to clear that up.

    I figured the 'freaks of nature need not apply' clause was implied here. :P

    Passerbye on
  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    what a brilliant idea

    i will inform the scientists of this procedure, stat

    What the fuck smoking weed and driving no.

    MrMister on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm telling you, vitamin E and hot compresses along with washing your face daily.

    This isn't an anecdote, this is what several dermatologists have recommended for the dwellers in the deep.

    Adding on to this, when making the hot compress, saturate it with warm water, then pour an amount of salt in the washcloth and then soak it in a little bit more water. A saline compress is super fucking excellent at drawing that shit out.

    Premier kakos on
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So Elks dorf died?

    Elki and Tav. They both have rather decent tombs. I've got a catacombs thing going on under the meeting hall, so all dorfs of SpearClashes may drink to their memory.

    YamiNoSenshi on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Holy fuck that jacket cost 2,200 dollars.

    Now I feel poor :(

    DasUberEdward on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    It figures that work gets all batshit nuts for a few minutes that I miss stuff like Garfield. I watched the Halloween special with my son the other night. I forgot how scary some of the things looked in that. Some kids who watched that were probably spooked.

    Hope Dyr feels better Passer.

    I don't think they were talking about that Garfield.

    some of us were. then we got warned.

    I thought Will was just making a comment to the effect that someone was 12 if they had just watched the Christmas Special? If it was a warning I apologize for bringing the topic back up.

    i don't personally think an apology is necessarily warranted. And since I am the global chat mod*, my personal thoughts are law round these parts.


    *incognito due to avoid political intrigues

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Holy fuck that jacket cost 2,200 dollars.

    Now I feel poor :(

    But you are rich of heart and soul!

    Inquisitor on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    YES

    I FOUND CAVE MUSHROOMS

    I'M SAVED

    also something just blew out the entire wall and skeletons poured on in

    some mega fast shoveling of dirt sealed them away

    Abdhyius on
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  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    lance those fuckers.

    open flame

    needle

    GO

    If the goal is to avoid scars, then I'm going to second the "dermatologist" plan over the "hot needles in your face for fun and profit" plan.

    MrMister on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks, you should look at pictures of puppies and other fuzzy animals. It will make you feel better.

    i'm watching the Daily Show

    and i'm going to tie my hands behind my back so i can stop poking at them

    Well at least the cuffs are getting some use then. :P

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    So Elks dorf died?

    Elki and Tav. They both have rather decent tombs. I've got a catacombs thing going on under the meeting hall, so all dorfs of SpearClashes may drink to their memory.

    If Premier kakos dies, he needs to have a giant mausoleum in the middle of a large square in the fortress where dwarfs visit him daily and pay their respects. Oh, and the corpse that is on display must actually be a wax replica and the real corpse is hidden underneath the mausoleum.

    Premier kakos on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm telling you, vitamin E and hot compresses along with washing your face daily.

    This isn't an anecdote, this is what several dermatologists have recommended for the dwellers in the deep.

    Adding on to this, when making the hot compress, saturate it with warm water, then pour an amount of salt in the washcloth and then soak it in a little bit more water. A saline compress is super fucking excellent at drawing that shit out.

    It's also super good at drying out the skin and clogging the pores further. Deep dwellers aren't boils, they can be reabsorbed by the body. The hot compress is just "to increase the circulation to facilitate the process", as Doctor Wang (yes, her last name really was Wang) told me years ago.

    Passerbye on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Holy fuck that jacket cost 2,200 dollars.

    Now I feel poor :(

    you bought a 22 hundred dollar jacket?

    ... did you hit your head against a wall too many times or something?

    JebusUD on
    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So Elks dorf died?

    Elki and Tav. They both have rather decent tombs. I've got a catacombs thing going on under the meeting hall, so all dorfs of SpearClashes may drink to their memory.

    No invasions yet huh?

    nexuscrawler on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    lance those fuckers.

    open flame

    needle

    GO

    i can't cause there's no head!

    Hakkekage on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have an expensive jacket right here for you

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm saving all the time

    because now, I'm down to one heart

    how do you save? i died and lost my huge golden tower. i want to build a golden pyramid now.

    if you need health do what i did, find a cave with like 10 pigs in it.

    evilbob on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    lulz

    nexuscrawler on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009

    i don't personally think an apology is necessarily warranted. And since I am the global chat mod*, my personal thoughts are law round these parts.


    *incognito due to avoid political intrigues

    You do know what happened to the last person that started making statements like that right?

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks, you should look at pictures of puppies and other fuzzy animals. It will make you feel better.

    i'm watching the Daily Show

    and i'm going to tie my hands behind my back so i can stop poking at them

    Well at least the cuffs are getting some use then. :P

    oho :winky:

    also, I kind of wish I had a TV so I could watch Stewart and [strike]myself[/strike]Colbert at school.

    Captain Carrot on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ain't nothin' but a gangsta party
    Nothin' but gangsta party
    It ain't nothin' but a motha fuckin' gangsta party

    Ryadic on
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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »

    i don't personally think an apology is necessarily warranted. And since I am the global chat mod*, my personal thoughts are law round these parts.


    *incognito due to avoid political intrigues

    You do know what happened to the last person that started making statements like that right?

    please say free puppy

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Borderlands gives me Diablo 2 syndrome

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm telling you, vitamin E and hot compresses along with washing your face daily.

    This isn't an anecdote, this is what several dermatologists have recommended for the dwellers in the deep.

    Adding on to this, when making the hot compress, saturate it with warm water, then pour an amount of salt in the washcloth and then soak it in a little bit more water. A saline compress is super fucking excellent at drawing that shit out.

    It's also super good at drying out the skin and clogging the pores further. Deep dwellers aren't boils, they can be reabsorbed by the body. The hot compress is just "to increase the circulation to facilitate the process", as Doctor Wang (yes, her last name really was Wang) told me years ago.

    Sorry, I should have mentioned the obvious. Whenever using a saline compress, moisturise the shit out of the skin afterwards. But osmosis will draw a lot of the shit in zits and cysts out from under the skin and really helps clear them up much quicker. This is what my dermatologist said, although admittedly his last name was Wang.

    Premier kakos on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Except that we know Wally's just kidding and isn't trying to make trouble.

    Passerbye on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    what a brilliant idea

    i will inform the scientists of this procedure, stat

    What the fuck smoking weed and driving no.
    yeah i was being facetious

    it's probably not the best of ideas to come into work reeking of weed

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks, you should look at pictures of puppies and other fuzzy animals. It will make you feel better.

    i'm watching the Daily Show

    and i'm going to tie my hands behind my back so i can stop poking at them

    Well at least the cuffs are getting some use then. :P

    i actually do have cuffs!

    My cousin gave them to me with the cop costume as my backup halloween costume :P

    Hakkekage on
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