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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abd has been carving bones since I haven't found any gems yet. I gotta do some exploratory mining soon.

    All hail DasUberEdward, Sheriff of SpearClashes!

    I haven't had any more kids with Justin have I?

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Okay, may I be a part of the fortress guard, wielding a crossbow?

    So it shall be, Nerdgasmic, leader of The Fenced Mob, crossbow dwarf.
    (As soon as Nexus gets off his ass and makes one).

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Thank you very much, sir.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    why did i read that story pony posted.

    what the fuck.

    I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.

    it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but

    "I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."

    what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    why did i read that story pony posted.

    what the fuck.

    I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.

    it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit.

    I do not like this person.

    I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press.

    what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.

    You know they were all girls, right?

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    why did i read that story pony posted.

    what the fuck.

    I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.

    it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but

    "I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."

    what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.

    What story is this? I've seen some of Pony's stories and I don't recall any with a waffle press.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abd has been carving bones since I haven't found any gems yet. I gotta do some exploratory mining soon.

    All hail DasUberEdward, Sheriff of SpearClashes!

    What's a spearclash and did my dude get into a mood yet and wander into the depths of the fortress yet only to emerge weeks later triumphant and riding a deep crow?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    why did i read that story pony posted.

    what the fuck.

    I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.

    it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but

    "I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."

    what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.

    What story is this? I've seen some of Pony's stories and I don't recall any with a waffle press.

    That's not one. I was just giving a similar example. This one involved a curling iron.

    I was just giving an example more relevant to being a dude who does not like another person.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    why did i read that story pony posted.

    what the fuck.

    I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.

    it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but

    "I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."

    what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.

    What story is this? I've seen some of Pony's stories and I don't recall any with a waffle press.

    That's not one. I was just giving a similar example. This one involved a curling iron.

    Ahh, for a second I thought I had missed another of Pony's interesting stories.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Abd has been carving bones since I haven't found any gems yet. I gotta do some exploratory mining soon.

    All hail DasUberEdward, Sheriff of SpearClashes!

    What's a spearclash and did my dude get into a mood yet and wander into the depths of the fortress yet only to emerge weeks later triumphant and riding a deep crow?

    Spearclashes is the name of the fortress. In DF, names are randomly generated in word salad fashion.

    Deep crows don't exist yet, but there are giant cave swallows that have the [MOUNT] tag. Dwarves can't currently use mounts, though.

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  • BogartBogart Turn Around, Bright Eyes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    I am watching the last season of BSG. John Hodgeman as a brain surgeon. Ho ho.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh, what wound up happening with my dorf and his mood? He...he didn't go nuts did he?

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dear lord, this is one of the most uncomfortable places to work I have ever been at.

    Also, i can't find a plug socket. This is not very convenient.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Can I be a Dwarf?

    I don't know, we haven't gotten the alchemist noble yet. You'd have to settle for furnace operator or soaper.

    I have a furnace. Built it myself.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    dear lord, this is one of the most uncomfortable places to work I have ever been at.

    Also, i can't find a plug socket. This is not very convenient.

    Make one

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Yami, the fort has jail rooms, right? Otherwise the dwarves will be sentenced to beatings.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    dear lord, this is one of the most uncomfortable places to work I have ever been at.

    Also, i can't find a plug socket. This is not very convenient.

    Make one

    managed to find one.

    Still horrible to work here, though.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    dear lord, this is one of the most uncomfortable places to work I have ever been at.

    Also, i can't find a plug socket. This is not very convenient.

    Where are you working Bob? I thought you were working on a thesis?

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait do I really have a dwarf?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait do I really have a dwarf?

    I think so, yes. You are our sheriff, and I am your deputy.

    You should probably pick a weapon.

    EDIT: Yami, may I have the custom job title of "Deputy"?

    Sorry to bug you about this.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wait do I really have a dwarf?

    I think so, yes. You are our sheriff, and I am your deputy.

    You should probably pick a weapon.

    EDIT: Yami, may I have the custom job title of "Deputy"?

    Sorry to bug you about this.

    It's cool. It's more fun having people involved, Deputy.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh, definitely. Thank you.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wait do I really have a dwarf?

    I think so, yes. You are our sheriff, and I am your deputy.

    You should probably pick a weapon.

    EDIT: Yami, may I have the custom job title of "Deputy"?

    Sorry to bug you about this.

    It's cool. It's more fun having people involved, Deputy.

    Yami, did anything good come of me having that mood?

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2009
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

    What? No way. It's great.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    dear lord, this is one of the most uncomfortable places to work I have ever been at.

    Also, i can't find a plug socket. This is not very convenient.

    Where are you working Bob? I thought you were working on a thesis?

    Uni have given us a new study room which is kind of horrible.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

    What? No way. It's great.

    It's keeping track of extreme amounts of critical minutae with a completely confounding and shitty interface. It's basically like "Bank Teller: the Game".

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wait do I really have a dwarf?

    I think so, yes. You are our sheriff, and I am your deputy.

    You should probably pick a weapon.

    EDIT: Yami, may I have the custom job title of "Deputy"?

    Sorry to bug you about this.

    What options do I have?

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

    Learning curve from hell. I won't deny it.

    http://mayday.w.staszic.waw.pl/df.php is not the painful to look at version, if that helps at all.

    Gonum: You made a lovely cup. But since you were possessed, you didn't get experience.

    Tav is insane, and locked in the workshop. Building casket.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    dear lord, this is one of the most uncomfortable places to work I have ever been at.

    Also, i can't find a plug socket. This is not very convenient.

    Where are you working Bob? I thought you were working on a thesis?

    Uni have given us a new study room which is kind of horrible.

    Ahh. :( Sounds like it with how you're describing things.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

    I've never played this game, but this made me laugh.

    In other non-news, I am getting more and more pumped for Lost as each day creeps by and we get to that wonderfully tasty season premier. January cannot come slower...

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

    What? No way. It's great.

    It's keeping track of extreme amounts of critical minutae with a completely confounding and shitty interface. It's basically like "Bank Teller: the Game".

    He is right. But on the bright side everyone who is crazy enough to play it ends up having good stories to tell.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I played dwarf fortress for five minutes. Then I realised how long I'd have to play just to know wtf is going on, let alone have fun with it. Then I went and played games that were already fun.

    evilbob on
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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

    Learning curve from hell. I won't deny it.

    http://mayday.w.staszic.waw.pl/df.php is not the painful to look at version, if that helps at all.

    Gonum: You made a lovely cup. But since you were possessed, you didn't get experience.

    Tav is insane, and locked in the workshop. Building casket.

    Aww man. :( That sucks. Maybe I was possessed and that explains me doing the business with Justin. *shudders*

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Hi Haps, Mike.
    yo yo yo

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

    What? No way. It's great.

    It's keeping track of extreme amounts of critical minutae with a completely confounding and shitty interface. It's basically like "Bank Teller: the Game".

    He is right. But on the bright side everyone who is crazy enough to play it ends up having good stories to tell.

    Especially when the dorfs are named after forumers.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.

    My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.

    Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.

    Learning curve from hell. I won't deny it.

    http://mayday.w.staszic.waw.pl/df.php is not the painful to look at version, if that helps at all.

    Gonum: You made a lovely cup. But since you were possessed, you didn't get experience.

    Tav is insane, and locked in the workshop. Building casket.
    what have i, the glorious mikeman, done?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    what have i, the glorious mikeman, done?

    You're chopping down trees like it's you job. Because it is.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Am I building the casket?

    Elldren on
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