dear comrades, my existence is haunted
for I have just watched the movie Wanted
it promised fine action, through and through
instead I find my brain turned to goo
what miserable folk crafted a movie so vile?
it's the worst thing I've seen in quite a while
Dichotomy on
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for I have just watched the movie Wanted
it promised fine action, through and through
instead I find my brain turned to goo
what miserable folk crafted a movie so vile?
it's the worst thing I've seen in quite a while
i like it (my feelings i am sharing)
Haiku might be in order.
What do you all say?
You must rhyme, not make poetry, you tool.
the spiral king is so badass
Ah shit, my self-esteem is falling.
sorry about this outdated fad
please don't put a reward on my silly ol head
but whats going on in dis thread
This thread right here is the shit
Im pretty entertained
Though not very well trained
For I am a rhyming dimwit!
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Then I ate some bad food, it might have been lizards
My friends suggested I'd join their fun party
I had no costume, but at least I wasn't farty
I met them, and saw them in costumes quite fine
My plan was: go home, relax, no wine
Instead of sleep, which I'd sorely need
I joined them, the bastards, in their vicious deed
To go to a Halloween party this night!
At a nearby pub; I put up no fight
Though their makeup had dwindled; poor planning was to blame
They found me some fangs, and an Orc I became
I wasn't as green as would be expected
But quotes from Warcraft I surely perfected
Alas! When we got there, my fangs soon were lost
And soon I did realize; 'twas not without cost
This party, it seemed, would endure throught the night
Awards were delivered, to the guests with most fright
There were vampires, rednecks, and gladiators, too
But I soon got tired, and tied up my shoe
And then I went home; sleep I needed most
But first, before sleep, this shite I must post.
Hey! He is not the only one
Who recommended it to you, son.
What spring does with the cherry trees.