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WOLF QUEST

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Imagine a war
    which everyone won
    Permanent holiday
    in endless sun
    Peace without wisdom
    One steals to achieve
    relentlessly
    pretending to believe
    Attitudes are materialistic
    positive or frankly realistic
    Which is terrible old-fashioned, isn't it?
    Or isn't it?

    Callius on
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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I would totally be a sperm whale. Sperm whales are fucking boss.

    Psssh. Sperm whales. I would totally be a Basilosaurus:

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    Pay no attention to the suffix -saurus. It was indeed a species of whale.

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    so could you be a porpoise

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Look at that classy bastard

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cloven feet
    Like tight wrapped bondage
    Cold against fresh droppings
    Stamping twice to assert dominance
    I'm covered in shit.

    Campion on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    Swill on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you just wanted to type sperm, don't lie to yourself

    n-no.

    Swill wrote: »
    I thought you already were



    :< this is for confusing you with artreus isn't it?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh no I like artreus, it was no thing

    I thought you were just fat and liked sperm

    (if teefs was in fact, correct, and you just wanted to type sperm I can see where you would think it was fun)

    Swill on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also I would totally be an orca

    I could be a dick all the time and humans would clap their hands and tell me how adorable I was

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    Those glasses are fucking amazing.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    can i play the rugged Montana mountain man, struggling to raise his cattle, aiming his rifle at any stinking carnivore that comes within 100 paces?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    but that would be my pack phighting phillipino

    Swill on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    but that would be my pack phighting phillipino

    all i was really trying to do was a really-reaching (around) reference to Brokeback Mountain.

    your wolf senses are dull

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did you purposefully but reach around in the same sentence as brokeback mountain?

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ahahaha

    this fucking game

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  • OSUJumpManOSUJumpMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    did you purposefully but reach around in the same sentence as brokeback mountain?

    I think you did that on penis

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    You know.

    This is nowhere near as gay as that "Enhchanted Forest" game.

    i refuse to believe that this isn't the gayest thing

    Sorry, it was the endless forest

    This is plain awesome.

    It's probably the best thing to come out of SA in a long time.

    2007!

    A duck! on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yup.

    TheStig on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh my god swill

    Dadouw on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    holy shit i am downloading this right the fuck now

    this is my dream game

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What kind of quests are there? Does the game have a good vendor system?

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kill animals and eat em

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    I would totally be a sperm whale. Sperm whales are fucking boss.

    Psssh. Sperm whales. I would totally be a Basilosaurus:

    Basilosaurus.jpg

    Pay no attention to the suffix -saurus. It was indeed a species of whale.

    Smithsonian fuck yeah

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    This is the laughabliest game that ever induced a laugh.

    Every time I try to say "laughabliest" out loud I start coughing halfway through.

    Butler on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    who will join my wolf pack

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    uh I am glad you support this zot but don't you mean my wolf pack


    just kidding dog how do I do that

    Swill on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    does this fucken game work this time around

    how many wolf bitches can i trench

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    uh I am glad you support this zot but don't you mean my wolf pack


    just kidding dog how do I do that

    i have no fucking clue

    my wolf just died

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So is Palin in a helicopter a raid boss in this?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I almost got fucked up by a bear

    and am now looking for a mate

    goddammit I had to look up a fucking walkthrough for a WOLF SIMULATOR

    Swill on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PRESS A TO NOT GET MAULED BY A BEAR

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ahaha
    i played this
    it was fun and educational!

    you know what's not educational but is still fun?
    furcadia!
    i played that from ages 15 - 17 or so and i'm still somewhat ashamed!
    (but it is cool that you can design your own little world)

    mully on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    PRESS A TO NOT GET MAULED BY A BEAR

    what do you press to mount the female wolf?

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  • TanolenTanolen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    don't press A don't press A

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    mully wrote: »
    you know what's not educational but is still fun?
    furcadia!

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    eggsacccttllyyyy

    mully on
  • BayesianBayesian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    So is Palin in a helicopter a raid boss in this?

    hahahhaa

    Bayesian on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    this is a real game huh

    Raneados on
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