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The Brothers [Chat]amazov

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    jesus christ

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  • deadlydoritodeadlydorito __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Damn dude. I thought that if you were prosecuted, and you won the prosecutor would pay your bills?

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  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Holy fuck. That's terrible!

    Also, when getting in a relationship, be aware of the signs of a fucking abusive relationship. Somehow, I went 2 years dating my ex not realizing that he was incredibly emotionally abusive. When he broke up with me (for a girl who just turned 16....he's 21, mind you), hindsight was pretty much immediately 20/20.

    Just be careful, and aware. Seriously. What an awful 2 years.

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dorita, no they don't pay the bills. I had the option to sue her but at that point I just cut my losses.
    Alyce, your completely right. I saw the signs at the beginning and just ignored them. You can usually judge the person's character and mental state pretty early on. If you ignore them you take your chances.

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  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Guy Bell wrote: »
    Dorita, no they don't pay the bills. I had the option to sue her but at that point I just cut my losses.
    Alyce, your completely right. I saw the signs at the beginning and just ignored them. You can usually judge the person's character and mental state pretty early on. If you ignore them you take your chances.

    Yeah, that's the thing. I was aware of a lot of the red flags in the beginning of the relationship; He was super awkward around my friends, didn't want me to go out and hang with people, would pick fights about ridiculous shit, and would say some pretty awful shit. But I stayed, and I don't know why. No fucking clue. for 2 years.

    So seriously, having no relationship at all is better than having an abusive one.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    On another note, someone on here is using my MSPA forum av. I freaked out because I thought I'd started an H/A thread in my sleep.

    Also it feels like they took a little bit of my soul.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Abusive people can exert an amazing amount of manipulative power over others, even unconsciously. I'm thankful I have an INCREDIBLY low tolerance for jerk behavior :\

    Lexxy on
  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think in European courts if you made a case on false accusations they can make you pay the court bills but I depends on many variables like the court, judge and country in question.

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I advise all you insane Americans to get your girlfriend/boyfriend arrested before they get the chance to do the same to you.

    In fact... do it to them now, before they even are your girlfriend/boyfriend.

    That person who just caught your eye and smiled - CALL THE COPS!!! NOW!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!
    CALLTHEMNOW!!!

    Grenn on
  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Abusive people can exert an amazing amount of manipulative power over others, even unconsciously. I'm thankful I have an INCREDIBLY low tolerance for jerk behavior :\

    I think that was my main problem. I'm a horrendously tolerant and laid back person, so I just kinda took it all.

    Ah well, live and learn! Shit isn't happening again, though.

    Fuck TOTP.

    self-esteem-is-awesome.jpg

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, I'm not really worried about this girl doing anything that goes beyond what she's done so far, angry texts, angry emails... then asking me out. It's just a fun story for me to tell. If things were to escalate, I'd have a serious and stern talk with her.

    If not, I could always charm her off a cliff.

    Edit: Ohhhh, she just texted me! "When are you leaving for Japan?"

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Morning everyone!
    I'm feeling better now. Wow jeez a really excellent conversation happened overnight! DAMN YOU TIME ZONES.

    I wish i could contribute to this conversation somehow but I don't anything about anything. I dated this girl back in highschool for like 2 weeks before she broke up with me. Apparently I was the rebound. Then I dated this girl in college for 2 weeks. Apparently she only wanted a summer fling and never saw her again. And then I dated this girl in Art College for 2 weeks, but turns out I was thinking they were dates but they weren't and that she didnt find me attractive at all and totally radio-silenced me even though we were friends for since I was a kid. And then I dated this girl last year, and apparently she was only interested in free movie tickets.

    No one warmed up to me though.

    edit: I gotta quickly be understanding and not selfish okay:

    MT: I didn't know so much crazy. I'm sorry man. I guess I have it pretty good and am not being crazy stalked.

    Alyce: You are an awesome lady and you didnt deserve that. What the hell.

    Guy: DUUUUDE SUCKAGE. I am so paranoid about litigation.

    ikage: I am filled with rage and the fiery justice! You're such an awesome person with the art and everything. Also you know you say "art, you're always there for me" but then when you have artist block you'll be all like "baby, why you gotta make me hit you?"

    PROX on
  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Man having this thermometer readout on my computer case is a mixed blessing. On one hand I can see that "oh shit my computer just froze because it's running at a million degrees" and that let's me avoid doing stuff that leads to that. On the other hand, now I'm totally paranoid about my comp seizing up, so I keep an eye on it constantly and keep stopping videos I'm watching in the background until it cools back down, and it's annoying to constantly be starting and stopping shit. :x

    Is it a desktop? You could try just keeping an open case. Worked for me when I had a desktop.

    Yeah I guess I could do that, but then I'd be paranoid about spilling a glass of water right onto my motherboard.

    The freezing only really happened when I played UT3 and when I watch like, 8 mythbusters eps in a row on instant Netflix, so I'm really just blowing the problem out of proportion.

    But still! 121 DEGREES OH SHIT COOL DOWN YOU ASS

    Celcius? If it's celcius you've got a huuuuge problem. If it's farenheit then what the fuck are you worried about 121 is not that hot for a CPU.

    Also clean out your case you dirty person.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Man having this thermometer readout on my computer case is a mixed blessing. On one hand I can see that "oh shit my computer just froze because it's running at a million degrees" and that let's me avoid doing stuff that leads to that. On the other hand, now I'm totally paranoid about my comp seizing up, so I keep an eye on it constantly and keep stopping videos I'm watching in the background until it cools back down, and it's annoying to constantly be starting and stopping shit. :x

    Is it a desktop? You could try just keeping an open case. Worked for me when I had a desktop.

    Yeah I guess I could do that, but then I'd be paranoid about spilling a glass of water right onto my motherboard.

    The freezing only really happened when I played UT3 and when I watch like, 8 mythbusters eps in a row on instant Netflix, so I'm really just blowing the problem out of proportion.

    But still! 121 DEGREES OH SHIT COOL DOWN YOU ASS

    Celcius? If it's celcius you've got a huuuuge problem. If it's farenheit then what the fuck are you worried about 121 is not that hot for a CPU.

    Also clean out your case you dirty person.

    Remember to take one of those cans of condensed air to your case once in a while. It's like a fur coat if you let it build up.

    Or a fursuit.

    PROX on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Prox, you too can be a pimp and have crazy girls all over you! Just buy my book!

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd rather not have crazoes clammering on to me. I'm in a risky situation because I emotionally vulnerable too.

    I wonder if I would be a jerk to the main girl in my life. I mean i wouldn't purposefully be a jerk. But maybe I would be one. I'm afraid to be a bad boyfriend. Because girls don't deserve that. No one does.

    PROX on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Prox, you're an excellent person! At one point or another, in any relationship you're in, be it with a girl, your family or co-workers, you'll be a jerk. It is unavoidable. However, the important thing is not to remain a jerk. Once you've identified a problem, work hard to correct it.

    You deserve someone wonderful in your life, and you'll get her, too! You have to look for her though, she wont fall out of the sky... but while you look, work on improving yourself. Fix those areas that can make you a better person.

    Ganbatte, Prox!

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ganbarimasu! I'm glad you found someone MT.

    Also I'm totally about fixing my flaws.

    PROX on
  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    All you people a-bloo-blooing should watch this. There is a full one about an hour long which is worth watching if you have the time too:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5sbUi3_w3w

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Ganbarimasu! I'm glad you found someone MT.

    Also I'm totally about fixing my flaws.

    I'm really happy with her. I'm gonna fly to Japan and meet her family this X-mas. I'm really nervous because they don't speak any English/Spanish. I don't think I know enough Japanese to last 2 weeks worth of conversation.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wait, is the video pro-failure or anti-failure?
    Also work doesn't allow youtube.

    That is super awesome MT. TIME TO LEARN MORE JAPANESE. Are no Nihongo de benkyoshimasu!


    Man MT is in a fairytale. I hope that I will meet someone super wonderful.

    edit: Have you been practicing with your girlfriend?
    Translate that sentence for me.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Wait, is the video pro-failure or anti-failure?
    Also work doesn't allow youtube.

    That is super awesome MT. TIME TO LEARN MORE JAPANESE. Are no Nihongo de benkyoshimasu!

    Man MT is in a fairytale. I hope that I will meet someone super wonderful.

    "Failure Builds Character"

    So if you don't want to build character, then avoid any chance to fail, which is what you seem to strive at in regards to women at least.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Un, benkyo suru tsumori!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Character is overrated. Who doesn't love a jellyfish?

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hmm...what's character? I can't watch the video here. Someone give me a transcript.

    PROX on
  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    The gist of the video is stop being so fucking afraid of failure.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Sometimes you just have to leap in

    throw caution to the winds

    grab life by both testicles.


    Only in this way can you become like me. A wealthy and successful bag-lady.

    I have my own trolley.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hey now, there was no need for profanity Bombs.

    PROX on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    Sometimes you just have to leap in

    throw caution to the winds

    grab life by both testicles.


    Only in this way can you become like me. A wealthy and successful bag-lady.

    I have my own trolley.

    What If I would rather grab life by the both breasts?

    Seeing as I'm a dude and with his own cardboard box to live in.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    All you people a-bloo-blooing should watch this. There is a full one about an hour long which is worth watching if you have the time too:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5sbUi3_w3w

    It's appropriate that he kind of looks like Calvin's dad with a beard.

    Tam on
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    What If I would rather grab life by the both breasts?

    Harder to hang onto. But go right ahead.

    I know who'll be winning this hermaphroditic life tug-of-war.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Un, benkyo suru tsumori!

    Araaaaa, watashi mo benkyousureba iin deshou! Nihon kara kaetta ato de, nihongo wo zenzen renshuushinakatta kara, heta ni natte shimaimashitaaaaaa DX Ima, kanji ga daitai kakenai de, bunpou to tango ga amari oboemasen...

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    What If I would rather grab life by the both breasts?

    Harder to hang onto. But go right ahead.

    I know who'll be winning this hermaphroditic life tug-of-war.

    Me, breasts have a stronger attachment point.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it's a video that everyone on this forum should take the 5:40 minutes to watch

    it discusses at length one of his epic fails and how it helped shaped the person he is today
    it's okay to suck sometimes, it's okay to fail

    there was a saying in horseback riding that used to freak me out and i scorned at it until it happened to me, it was "you're not a true rider till you fall off your horse"
    the day i took a big fall off my horse, i was taking a 5 foot jump, and i actually landed on the jump on my stomach, pulling the whole thing down, knocking the wind out of me.
    thankfully it only knocked the wind out of me.
    but in that moment i realized just how dangerous the sport is, just how powerful those animals are, how the slightest twitch or annoyance on his part can cost me my life or the use of my legs.
    i developed a respect for the animal above that which i already had because i knew the consequence of not respecting it, through failure.

    and i fell off again a few more times due to stupid mistakes on my part, and it always sort of humbled and grounded me.
    it's the same story for any sport/hobby/profession/relationship you care to fill in it's spot.

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  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That was a great video.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So beavo are you dispensing all this wisdom for free or are you going to start charging?

    Tam on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i took the liberty of taking 10$ out of all your bank accounts
    pleasure doing business with you all.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I wish my campus wasn't being awful and would let me stream that video. I've been trying to watch that 5 min clip for the last 30 min.

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Youtube destroys work internet.

    But hey if failure builds character I'm a regular Bugs Bunny over here.
    or perhaps a ralph demaccio. or something

    man i wish i knew more about things to create hilarious references.

    PROX on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Did you guys know that if you are a US college student and have a .edu email, you can get Windows 7 for 30 dollars? It's true!

    Tam on
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