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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Un, benkyo suru tsumori!

    Araaaaa, watashi mo benkyousureba iin deshou! Nihon kara kaetta ato de, nihongo wo zenzen renshuushinakatta kara, heta ni natte shimaimashitaaaaaa DX Ima, kanji ga daitai kakenai de, bunpou to tango ga amari oboemasen...

    Do people ever say to you; "Wow, you speak Chinese? Chin-chan-chong!"

    MagicToaster on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Un, benkyo suru tsumori!

    Araaaaa, watashi mo benkyousureba iin deshou! Nihon kara kaetta ato de, nihongo wo zenzen renshuushinakatta kara, heta ni natte shimaimashitaaaaaa DX Ima, kanji ga daitai kakenai de, bunpou to tango ga amari oboemasen...

    Do people ever say to you; "Wow, you speak Chinese? Chin-chan-chong!"

    :< I'm chinese and I speak it and I hope I never get that because I will super offended.

    California is great.

    PROX on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Un, benkyo suru tsumori!

    Araaaaa, watashi mo benkyousureba iin deshou! Nihon kara kaetta ato de, nihongo wo zenzen renshuushinakatta kara, heta ni natte shimaimashitaaaaaa DX Ima, kanji ga daitai kakenai de, bunpou to tango ga amari oboemasen...

    Um....uh....

    Five dollars?

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    a girl I used to work with went to Japan, and her aunt, a very large, loud, southern woman came into the store and I asked about her.

    "Oh you din't hear, dahlin? She done gone to Jay-pan! Y'know, Japan, 'chakka chakka chong chong!'"

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Consider this yellow man offended.

    PROX on
  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Un, benkyo suru tsumori!

    Araaaaa, watashi mo benkyousureba iin deshou! Nihon kara kaetta ato de, nihongo wo zenzen renshuushinakatta kara, heta ni natte shimaimashitaaaaaa DX Ima, kanji ga daitai kakenai de, bunpou to tango ga amari oboemasen...

    Do people ever say to you; "Wow, you speak Chinese? Chin-chan-chong!"

    Uuuuugh YES. Even if they get that I'm speaking Japanese they STILL say ching chang chong! My dad is the only one who makes fun of it appropriately. If I speak in Japanese, he goes "Kawasaki! Sumo! Domo arigato Mistaa Roboto!"

    But yeah I really wanna deck people when they do that.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "if you're going to make fun of my language, do it with panache"

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Un, benkyo suru tsumori!

    Araaaaa, watashi mo benkyousureba iin deshou! Nihon kara kaetta ato de, nihongo wo zenzen renshuushinakatta kara, heta ni natte shimaimashitaaaaaa DX Ima, kanji ga daitai kakenai de, bunpou to tango ga amari oboemasen...

    Do people ever say to you; "Wow, you speak Chinese? Chin-chan-chong!"

    Uuuuugh YES. Even if they get that I'm speaking Japanese they STILL say ching chang chong! My dad is the only one who makes fun of it appropriately. If I speak in Japanese, he goes "Kawasaki! Sumo! Domo arigato Mistaa Roboto!"

    But yeah I really wanna deck people when they do that.

    Chakka chakka chong chong!

    Godfather on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That's not how it sounds!
    It's got nuances..you know and...tones. ah guh I'm choking on my own frustration.

    Seriously I went to vegas for a trade show and was sitting with my family friends at one of them vegas buffets. We're all chinese and the waiter walks up to us and goes "Ooooh, Konnichiwa!"

    And we just sat there...almost speechless. Please do not attempt to speak any sort of chinese or japanese to whatever asian person you meet if you are in America. It's not impressive. it's just incredibly offensive.

    edit: Hey should I start playing D&D? The penny-arcade guys make it sound really fun.

    edit: Finally, my animation work is up!

    http://www.zoodorable.com/zoodorableinaction.htm

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i took the liberty of taking 10$ out of all your bank accounts
    pleasure doing business with you all.

    MY VITAL MEDICINE :(
    Grenn wrote: »
    I advise all you insane Americans to get your girlfriend/boyfriend arrested before they get the chance to do the same to you.

    In fact... do it to them now, before they even are your girlfriend/boyfriend.

    That person who just caught your eye and smiled - CALL THE COPS!!! NOW!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!
    CALLTHEMNOW!!!


    p.s. lolz

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have a sheriff's shirt with my name on it, I dont remember how I got it but it sure is neat

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I have a sheriff's shirt with my name on it, I dont remember how I got it but it sure is neat

    Halloween.

    or maybe you're into that kind of thing.

    PROX on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i took the liberty of taking 10$ out of all your bank accounts
    pleasure doing business with you all.

    I need a receipt for taxes.

    Also you used to ride horses?

    PROX on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I have a sheriff's shirt with my name on it, I dont remember how I got it but it sure is neat

    Halloween.

    or maybe you're into that kind of thing.

    its not a costume

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I watched this Night at the Museum business, and it was okay mindless fun, but I really liked Gervais' character.

    Tam on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Seriously I went to vegas for a trade show and was sitting with my family friends at one of them vegas buffets. We're all chinese and the waiter walks up to us and goes "Ooooh, Konnichiwa!"

    And we just sat there...almost speechless.

    Once, I went to a Chinese restaurant with my gf (who is Japanese) and the Chinese lady at the counter started speaking Chinese to her. Booth our faces were o_O... we later found out that she was speaking Spanish....

    MagicToaster on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh right now i remember how i got it, my father was a sheriff and he asked if they could make me a uniform, I look so awesome in it

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Seriously I went to vegas for a trade show and was sitting with my family friends at one of them vegas buffets. We're all chinese and the waiter walks up to us and goes "Ooooh, Konnichiwa!"

    And we just sat there...almost speechless.

    Once, I went to a Chinese restaurant with my gf (who is Japanese) and the Chinese lady at the counter started speaking Chinese to her. Booth our faces were o_O... we later found out that she was speaking Spanish....

    My friend was gonna start speaking german to our waiter to offend him, but it turns out our waiter was actually latino.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    a girl I used to work with went to Japan, and her aunt, a very large, loud, southern woman came into the store and I asked about her.

    "Oh you din't hear, dahlin? She done gone to Jay-pan! Y'know, Japan, 'chakka chakka chong chong!'"

    Please tell me she used her fingers to pull back the corners of her eyes, too.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i took the liberty of taking 10$ out of all your bank accounts
    pleasure doing business with you all.

    I need a receipt for taxes.

    Also you used to ride horses?

    yeah for nine years :)
    the things you all don't know about me.

    beavotron on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    like the fact that your a mild mannered artist by day but by night your batwoman

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    PROX wrote: »
    Seriously I went to vegas for a trade show and was sitting with my family friends at one of them vegas buffets. We're all chinese and the waiter walks up to us and goes "Ooooh, Konnichiwa!"

    And we just sat there...almost speechless.

    Once, I went to a Chinese restaurant with my gf (who is Japanese) and the Chinese lady at the counter started speaking Chinese to her. Booth our faces were o_O... we later found out that she was speaking Spanish....

    My friend was gonna start speaking german to our waiter to offend him, but it turns out our waiter was actually latino.

    On behalf of the hispanic community, let me apologize for him.

    MagicToaster on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    PROX wrote: »
    Seriously I went to vegas for a trade show and was sitting with my family friends at one of them vegas buffets. We're all chinese and the waiter walks up to us and goes "Ooooh, Konnichiwa!"

    And we just sat there...almost speechless.

    Once, I went to a Chinese restaurant with my gf (who is Japanese) and the Chinese lady at the counter started speaking Chinese to her. Booth our faces were o_O... we later found out that she was speaking Spanish....

    My friend was gonna start speaking german to our waiter to offend him, but it turns out our waiter was actually latino.

    On behalf of the hispanic community, let me apologize for him.

    wait...you're black?!

    also beavotron is mild-mannered artist by day, ill-mannered artist by night.

    PROX on
  • lyriumlyrium Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    PROX wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i took the liberty of taking 10$ out of all your bank accounts
    pleasure doing business with you all.

    I need a receipt for taxes.

    Also you used to ride horses?

    yeah for nine years :)
    the things you all don't know about me.

    Yay for riding horses! I did that for a long time too... to the point where I was working at a stable, giving kids lessons and training horses and stuff. But I had to stop because out of the blue my vagus nerve decided that riding horses should make me pass out! :v:

    lyrium on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Your... what nerve?

    desperaterobots on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    nsfw!

    I had to look up character in wikipedia. I still dont know if I have it.

    I ate at quiznos. I dont like quiznos. No wonder subway is kickin their ass.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    are you kidding i had quiznos for the first time yesterday
    it was awesome

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like quiznos, but something about their subs tastes very... chemical, unnatural or something. I can never put my finger on it.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like quizno's too... its a shame the local one closed up shop.

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh also, this is like 70 pages late, but... Cake if you're still looking for business cards. I heard you can get 250 free at vistaprint.com

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ugggh quiznos. this sandwich is not sitting right with me. I like subway. I know what's in there. quiznos construct there sandwich behind a high wall.

    flit: overnightprints.com

    unproffesional whne you flip the card over and it says vistaprint.com.

    PROX on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What quiznos do you go to? The one in my town just had once of those sneeze-prevention glasses.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    I like subway. I know what's in there. quiznos construct there sandwich behind a high wall.

    I think this is dependent on what quiznos you go to. Most of the ones I've been to, you can see the sandwich construction in plain sight. Unless you're like...3 feet tall.

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  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like quiznos, but something about their subs tastes very... chemical, unnatural or something. I can never put my finger on it.

    Next time you are up in denver you should try Cheba hut. They make good slightly toasted sub like things.

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    No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Eh... I still just can't get comfortable in a club environment. I doesn't matter who I'm with, what the place is like or why I'm there, I just feel like I don't belong. I think I'm a fourty year-old trapped in an eighteen year-old's body.

    Flay on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I dont like clubs either. noisy smokey drinkey places.

    PROX on
  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    That's because clubs are awful places. I worked in one for a summer.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    and just crawling with germs and disease.

    PROX on
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
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