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The [chat] D&D chat thread, ever

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Wait, Orly Taitz is a dentist and a lawyer? How can someone with that many years of education be that stupid?

    Have you seen her name?

    Yes I know, but with that many degrees she either has to:

    a) have a good mind for learning things
    b) be quite intelligent
    c) have the means to stay in college for two times the standard education time

    Considering US higher education, it's more impressive that she passed the bar

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Wait, Orly Taitz is a dentist and a lawyer? How can someone with that many degrees that she bought online be that stup..oh wait i answered my own question?

    That would've been found out and feasted upon the instant she became a well known name though.

    A related funny thing is that a minister of our government had a college degree related to his field as a minister - that the press found out was from a fake college. He didn't see any repercussions though, strangely.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The bar exam is a test of whether you were able to pay BarBri $3000 for a bar study course.

    deadonthestreet on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Wait, Orly Taitz is a dentist and a lawyer? How can someone with that many years of education be that stupid?

    Have you seen her name?

    Yes I know, but with that many degrees she either has to:

    a) have a good mind for learning things
    b) be quite intelligent
    c) have the means to stay in college for two times the standard education time

    Considering US higher education, it's more impressive that she passed the bar

    That's the test to be accepted into the lawyer-union right?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Each state has its own bar exam

    deadonthestreet on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Each state has its own bar exam

    Because each state has its own bar association (read lawyer union)

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ok, stuffed creature... receiver... list:

    BobCesca - Octopus, light green
    Premier Kakos - Cocktopussy, to photo specs.
    skippydumptruck - Octopus, teal w/orange face
    Johannen - Penguin in a top hat
    Johannen SO - Black cat

    I have room for 5 more people, if you want something.

    Uh, you took me off the list?

    Passer! A Panda in a top hat! :P

    Johannen on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    anyhow, if there's one thing d&d has taught me it's that nominally very intelligent people can be absolute morons.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    anyhow, if there's one thing d&d has taught me it's that nominally very intelligent people can be absolute morons.

    Hey! :cry:

    Inquisitor on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    anyhow, if there's one thing d&d has taught me it's that nominally very intelligent people can be absolute morons.

    Hey! :cry:

    He, technically, has to be counting himself in that as well you know.

    Johannen on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Wait, Orly Taitz is a dentist and a lawyer? How can someone with that many years of education be that stupid?

    Have you seen her name?

    Yes I know, but with that many degrees she either has to:

    a) have a good mind for learning things
    b) be quite intelligent
    c) have the means to stay in college for two times the standard education time

    Considering US higher education, it's more impressive that she passed the bar

    I'm still trying to figure out how someone named Orly Taitz isn't a porn star.

    I mean, granted the woman is hideous and psychotic, but a name like that just screams "I'll knock your junk around for $35."

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    anyhow, if there's one thing d&d has taught me it's that nominally very intelligent people can be absolute morons.

    Hey! :cry:

    Not you, silly billy <3

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2009
    So Frankie and I had a deal where she would spend halloween watching bad Halloween horror movies all day and I would play Champions Online all day.

    But, of course, the CO servers are broken and down because it's "(don't) play for free!" weekend and to add insult to injury there are no horror movies on so she's watching a damn all-day "TAPS the Ghost Hunters" marathon. It is killing me, [chat].

    Irond Will on
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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Wait, Orly Taitz is a dentist and a lawyer? How can someone with that many years of education be that stupid?

    Have you seen her name?

    Yes I know, but with that many degrees she either has to:

    a) have a good mind for learning things
    b) be quite intelligent
    c) have the means to stay in college for two times the standard education time

    Considering US higher education, it's more impressive that she passed the bar

    I'm still trying to figure out how someone named Orly Taitz isn't a porn star.

    I mean, granted the woman is hideous and psychotic, but a name like that just screams "I'll knock your junk around for $35."

    Horny Taints.

    Johannen on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    all of my opinions are correct

    Elendil on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Although on second thought "porn star" seems like a bit of a reach.

    Perhaps "porn aspirant" would be a more reasonable vocation.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So Frankie and I had a deal where she would spend halloween watching bad Halloween horror movies all day and I would play Champions Online all day.

    But, of course, the CO servers are broken and down because it's "(don't) play for free!" weekend and to add insult to injury there are no horror movies on so she's watching a damn all-day "TAPS the Ghost Hunters" marathon. It is killing me, [chat].

    Watch episodes of shows like Lie to Me on Sidereel.

    Johannen on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    anyhow, if there's one thing d&d has taught me it's that nominally very intelligent people can be absolute morons.

    Hey! :cry:

    Not you, silly billy <3

    Glee!

    Gah I want it to be halloween party time already. I shall play some bass to pass the time. I need a new song to learn, what should I do [chat]?

    Inquisitor on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    anyhow, if there's one thing d&d has taught me it's that nominally very intelligent people can be absolute morons.

    Hey! :cry:

    Not you, silly billy <3

    Glee!

    Gah I want it to be halloween party time already. I shall play some bass to pass the time. I need a new song to learn, what should I do [chat]?

    Do you know the baseline to "The Monster Mash"?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Which forum poster was discharged from the military under DADT? I was wondering about that earlier today.

    EDIT: Inq, you should play some borderlands with me.

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Do you know the baseline to "The Monster Mash"?

    Nope!

    Alternatively I could try to learn the Charleston really fast for the party.

    Inquisitor on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Which forum poster was discharged from the military under DADT? I was wondering about that earlier today.

    EDIT: Inq, you should play some borderlands with me.

    I was discharged from the Magician's Guild under DADT.
    There's a second assistant at the end of the box, pretending to be the legs!

    Robos A Go Go on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Geez [chat], I'm 22 and I'm making foolish mistakes like a 13 year old right now.

    NEVER TALK TO THE BEST FRIEND OF A GIRL ABOUT THAT GIRL

    Aldo on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Geez [chat], I'm 22 and I'm making foolish mistakes like a 13 year old right now.

    NEVER TALK TO THE BEST FRIEND OF A GIRL ABOUT THAT GIRL

    How are you the same age as me? I'm sure this wasn't the case a year ago.

    Johannen on
  • AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So Frankie and I had a deal where she would spend halloween watching bad Halloween horror movies all day and I would play Champions Online all day.

    But, of course, the CO servers are broken and down because it's "(don't) play for free!" weekend and to add insult to injury there are no horror movies on so she's watching a damn all-day "TAPS the Ghost Hunters" marathon. It is killing me, [chat].

    Watch episodes of shows like Lie to Me on Sidereel.

    There's a Night of the Living Dead-athon on AMC right now.

    Amphetamine on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Geez [chat], I'm 22 and I'm making foolish mistakes like a 13 year old right now.

    NEVER TALK TO THE BEST FRIEND OF A GIRL ABOUT THAT GIRL

    How are you the same age as me? I'm sure this wasn't the case a year ago.

    Pretty sure I was 21 last year.

    Jesus christ I feel like shit at the moment. I thought I had a fool-proof plan, but I somehow managed to become a bigger fool than I could ever anticipate.

    Aldo on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Geez [chat], I'm 22 and I'm making foolish mistakes like a 13 year old right now.

    NEVER TALK TO THE BEST FRIEND OF A GIRL ABOUT THAT GIRL
    Well, not unless you have good things to say.

    Which is kind of funny. When I'm trying to know my gf better, the person she recommended I talk to is her female best friend. Yeah, that's gonna work out...

    Richy on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And how come I'm the only one in a Halloween costume here? You guys are weird.

    Richy on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Irond will: IFC is going to show Ginger Snaps at 8:00, and TCM has a Halloween programming block as well.

    I wish I got TCM.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So reading Friday's PA made me angry because they were dissing Windows 7. Then I took a step back and thought, "Since when do I have an opinion about Windows 7?" I eventually realized it was since the mac ad that takes mr. PC back like 20 years. Apparently that ad was so douchey it actually made me identify with their competitor.

    Powerpuppies on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    And how come I'm the only one in a Halloween costume here? You guys are weird.

    I am dressed as a robot.

    Inquisitor on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Geez [chat], I'm 22 and I'm making foolish mistakes like a 13 year old right now.

    NEVER TALK TO THE BEST FRIEND OF A GIRL ABOUT THAT GIRL
    Well, not unless you have good things to say.

    Which is kind of funny. When I'm trying to know my gf better, the person she recommended I talk to is her female best friend. Yeah, that's gonna work out...

    her best friend added me to Messenger and FB on account of 'it being easier to stalk me this way'. :lol:

    Just uh, the girl and I didn't work out at all.

    and a friend of mine told me some bad things about the girl. And instead of doing the smart thing and shrug it off. I talked to her best friend about it.

    Who of course talked to the girl right away

    Who just sent me a furious message on FB.

    All these people live about 90 minutes away from me and I haven't seen them in months.

    I am an honest to god moron.

    Aldo on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I completely forgot about halloween avatars. Sorry, Richy, I planned to do one,.

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    And how come I'm the only one in a Halloween costume here? You guys are weird.

    I don't celebrate Halloween, but I do pray for the souls of those who do.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Browsing a sell/buy stuff website and some guy who put up an ad here miswrote "Oregon Pine" in the most hilarious way possible.

    ololol

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Makin' one now.

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I do love me some Kok.

    Johannen on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So Frankie and I had a deal where she would spend halloween watching bad Halloween horror movies all day and I would play Champions Online all day.

    But, of course, the CO servers are broken and down because it's "(don't) play for free!" weekend and to add insult to injury there are no horror movies on so she's watching a damn all-day "TAPS the Ghost Hunters" marathon. It is killing me, [chat].

    Watch episodes of shows like Lie to Me on Sidereel.

    Fuck sidereel. There is nothing "on" sidereel. The site is nothing but a scam. A shallow, poorly coded and presented amalgamation of other peoples content covered in layer upon layer of Flash adverts screaming "YOU'VE WON" and pop-under windows.

    Anyone using or suggesting others use that side is a fucking tool.

    RiemannLives on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So Frankie and I had a deal where she would spend halloween watching bad Halloween horror movies all day and I would play Champions Online all day.

    But, of course, the CO servers are broken and down because it's "(don't) play for free!" weekend and to add insult to injury there are no horror movies on so she's watching a damn all-day "TAPS the Ghost Hunters" marathon. It is killing me, [chat].

    Watch episodes of shows like Lie to Me on Sidereel.

    Fuck sidereel. There is nothing "on" sidereel. The site is nothing but a scam. A shallow, poorly coded and presented amalgamation of other peoples content covered in layer upon layer of Flash adverts screaming "YOU'VE WON" and pop-under windows.

    Anyone using or suggesting others use that side is a fucking tool.
    You could go fuck yourself you uppity little arrogant cunt?
    Next time I'll just suggest the series... geez.

    Johannen on
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