Deser that is the most adorable fucking puppy in the WORLD
Thank you. Your cat's cute too. And my puppy might be competing with her for dumbest, most adorable pet. When we play fetch, half the time she'll run to the ball, look at it, and run back to me empty handed, excited and looking for a treat. She's also afraid and amazed by everything. Dogs half her size, birds, her own reflection. And in 7 weeks, she hasn't figured that no matter how patiently she waits in front of it, nothing in the tv is going to come out and play with her.
Deser that is the most adorable fucking puppy in the WORLD
Thank you. Your cat's cute too. And my puppy might be competing with her for dumbest, most adorable pet. When we play fetch, half the time she'll run to the ball, look at it, and run back to me empty handed, excited and looking for a treat. She's also afraid and amazed by everything. Dogs half her size, birds, her own reflection. And in 7 weeks, she hasn't figured that no matter how patiently she waits in front of it, nothing in the tv is going to come out and play with her.
Fetch isn't instinct for many dogs if any. My dog would get the ball come back to you and then back away trying to get you to take it from him. He preferred keep-away to fetch.
"Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about dogs wanting out of this play-time, not wanting to play, is a crock of bullshit. Dogs love to play, traditionally. All real dogs love the sting and clash of playing. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real dogs and all real dogs like to play. When you, here, everyone of you, were pups, you all admired the champion fetcher, the fastest runner, the toughest tug-of-war'er, the big league show-dogs, and the All-Breed Champions. Dogs love a winner. Dogs will not tolerate a loser. Dogs despise cowards. Dogs play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a dog who lost and laughed. That's why dogs have never lost nor will ever lose a playtime; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an Dog."
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"Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about dogs wanting out of this play-time, not wanting to play, is a crock of bullshit. Dogs love to play, traditionally. All real dogs love the sting and clash of playing. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real dogs and all real dogs like to play. When you, here, everyone of you, were pups, you all admired the champion fetcher, the fastest runner, the toughest tug-of-war'er, the big league show-dogs, and the All-Breed Champions. Dogs love a winner. Dogs will not tolerate a loser. Dogs despise cowards. Dogs play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a dog who lost and laughed. That's why dogs have never lost nor will ever lose a playtime; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an Dog."
I'll not have Patton-Dog ignored because some rich twat inherited a bunch of future glue-bottles.
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It was worth it for "fixing" your "broken" scale. Took me only slightly longer than the locksmith.
"Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about dogs wanting out of this play-time, not wanting to play, is a crock of bullshit. Dogs love to play, traditionally. All real dogs love the sting and clash of playing. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real dogs and all real dogs like to play. When you, here, everyone of you, were pups, you all admired the champion fetcher, the fastest runner, the toughest tug-of-war'er, the big league show-dogs, and the All-Breed Champions. Dogs love a winner. Dogs will not tolerate a loser. Dogs despise cowards. Dogs play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a dog who lost and laughed. That's why dogs have never lost nor will ever lose a playtime; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an Dog."
I'll not have Patton-Dog ignored because some rich twat inherited a bunch of future glue-bottles.
This is the best thing.
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I go into OH MY GOD mode
I will laugh at any cat pun ever
Cat: "Get down you fools! There is a sniper out there!"
Cas: "Hurr kitty makes funny sounds."
Cat: "We're all going to die!"
There is no way that kitty is smart enough to predict an incoming and precise military strike
Miko thinks she is the cutest. She was 10 weeks here. Now 17 weeks
HAY GUYS WANNA PLAAAAY?!?!!
Did you hear that?
i want a squirrel
It's a show dog, but it's also the biggest silliest baby ever
it has no idea it is almost as big as we are
just so stoked all the time
Thank you. Your cat's cute too. And my puppy might be competing with her for dumbest, most adorable pet. When we play fetch, half the time she'll run to the ball, look at it, and run back to me empty handed, excited and looking for a treat. She's also afraid and amazed by everything. Dogs half her size, birds, her own reflection. And in 7 weeks, she hasn't figured that no matter how patiently she waits in front of it, nothing in the tv is going to come out and play with her.
This dog looks like it's too busy planning an invasion to play.
All these dogs are so cute. This is why I had such a problem going to the shelter and coming out with only one pet.
Springer Spaniels are the BEST. I have a Black and White one, he is the best, funniest, stupidest, laziest dog EVER
An invasion of my bed, maybe. That dog is so lazy.
someone gave her to us and we kept her
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Fetch isn't instinct for many dogs if any. My dog would get the ball come back to you and then back away trying to get you to take it from him. He preferred keep-away to fetch.
Pictures probably to follow.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
daaaaaamn
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
He's bringing some out here to Vancouver soon.
Pictures definitely to follow.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Even when I have you fly down across country to help me move and dump green dye all over you?
even then?
I'll not have Patton-Dog ignored because some rich twat inherited a bunch of future glue-bottles.
motherfucker... look. That son-of-a-bitching scale did not work before you stepped on it.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
This is the best thing.
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waiting for Rocco to blast a load on her face and shove it in the toilet.