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[Lets Play] Jurassic the Hunted - Narrated by Kaseius Starting Page 6

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You know, I watched all 24 minutes of that quick look, and even though they kept reiterating how the game wasn't good, all I can think of is that I just watched a guy gun down dinosaurs with a cold war era gatling gun and that almost sells me the game in and of itself.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    those guys are so much more funny than the Unskippable dudes and they dont even have a script.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Guess what I got in the mail today?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tlbf1u1PVY

    I only paid 10$ for it since I had an Amazon credit from buying some other game. It was 10$ off and then another 20$ off for my credit. :^:

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    *SNIFF*
    I do that too.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There is a demo of this on Xbox live. It was kinda hidden since you really have to look for it.

    All it was though was defend a base against infinite waves of spitters.

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  • Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kaseius wrote: »
    Guess what I got in the mail today?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tlbf1u1PVY

    I only paid 10$ for it since I had an Amazon credit from buying some other game. It was 10$ off and then another 20$ off for my credit. :^:

    I don't know if you, sir, are awesome or insane. Whichever category you do fall into, I approve of. You clearly know which it is and how to use it to it's greatest potential. :^:

    Which leads me to my next question; HOW IS THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!


    :P
    I too must do that for my next purchase.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Kaseius wrote: »
    Guess what I got in the mail today?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tlbf1u1PVY

    I only paid 10$ for it since I had an Amazon credit from buying some other game. It was 10$ off and then another 20$ off for my credit. :^:

    I don't know if you, sir, are awesome or insane. Whichever category you do fall into, I approve of. You clearly know which it is and how to use it to it's greatest potential. :^:

    Which leads me to my next question; HOW IS THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!


    :P
    I too must do that for my next purchase.

    Well, I most likely won't play it until I record it.

    The only reason I got it was because Darth Mogs wanted me to do an LP of it, and I clearly love playing bad games. So..

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wow, that took me way too long to realize that the guy in the video is Kaseius.

    Why torture yourself?! Didn't you learn anything from Jaws?

    edit: Always figured Kaseius for a blonde.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    cooljammer00 wrote: »
    Wow, that took me way too long to realize that the guy in the video is Kaseius.

    Why torture yourself?! Didn't you learn anything from Jaws?

    edit: Always figured Kaseius for a blonde.

    What do you mean? Torture? No way!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zSwFWztbjQ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVkQXFikf0

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I keep thinking this game is called Jurassic Park: The Hunted. Damn their tricky marketing!

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kaseius,you are the manliest man,playing the manliest game.

    I salute you.

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  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The whole time I was watching that quick look, I kept thinking "This doesn't look terrible. It looks like a pretty fun by the numbers type thing. Also, seeing the vital body organs while in slo mo was pretty neat.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Are you still using your wonky setup where your PS3 viewing window is about three inches of your monitor?

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    cooljammer00 wrote: »
    Are you still using your wonky setup where your PS3 viewing window is about three inches of your monitor?

    Yes.

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kaseius wrote: »
    The only reason I got it was because Darth Mogs wanted me to do an LP of it, and I clearly love playing bad games. So..

    It's true.

    I pestered him endlessly about it.

    (He wanted to play it, too.)

    But it's wonderful. I watched the first set. A++ Would watch again. "Nerd."

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Analrapist wrote: »
    Looks gross.

    Screw this game.

    They should make a side scrolling CONRTA-esque shooter based on Caddillacs and Dinosaurs. Imagine Viewtiful Joe graphics in HD with dinosaurs that have guns on their fucking heads!
    Pretty much already happened (intro is over around the 2 minute mark)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9-Vlm75dS0

    For some reason I always thought this was more of a light-gun type shooter when I saw it in the store. I'm totally stoked for the LP!

    Or, not so stoked after watching it.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What! What's wrong with the LP? :(

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kaseius: saving your wallets from the depths of shitty game purchases since 2009.

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The LP was excellent, I will monitor this thread for future installments. If that's where you're putting them.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    METAzraeL wrote: »
    Analrapist wrote: »
    Looks gross.

    Screw this game.

    They should make a side scrolling CONRTA-esque shooter based on Caddillacs and Dinosaurs. Imagine Viewtiful Joe graphics in HD with dinosaurs that have guns on their fucking heads!
    Pretty much already happened (intro is over around the 2 minute mark)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9-Vlm75dS0

    For some reason I always thought this was more of a light-gun type shooter when I saw it in the store. I'm totally stoked for the LP!

    Or, not so stoked after watching it.
    The fuck??

    Why is there a Home Improvement game and why does it look awesome!?


    Also I don't think anyone really means Jurassic is a bad game it's just so mediocre that it has nothing going for it at all. But now Kaseius has to play it all the way.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    cooljammer00 wrote: »
    Kaseius: saving your wallets from the depths of shitty game purchases since 2009.

    That's how we do! I'll accept thanks in the form of checks, paypal, etc!

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I wish Kaseius could narrate every game. This LP is great.

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kaseius wrote: »
    What! What's wrong with the LP? :(
    Jurassic the Hunted is wrong with the LP :) I had expected the game to be better or worse than that - it's kind of in a disappointing middle ground. Although, I did really like the plummeting ship animation of the first pterodactyl you shot.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BloodySloth wrote: »
    I wish Kaseius could narrate every game. This LP is great.

    My only issue is that every thing in every game is deemed a fag by our narrator. Shark? A fag. Dinosaur? Also a fag. Horde of zombies? More like horde of fags.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    cooljammer00 wrote: »
    BloodySloth wrote: »
    I wish Kaseius could narrate every game. This LP is great.

    My only issue is that every thing in every game is deemed a fag by our narrator. Shark? A fag. Dinosaur? Also a fag. Horde of zombies? More like horde of fags.

    Oh, quit being a fag.

    Wait, did I call any dinosaurs fags this time? I really should stop that habit.. :?

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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Flying casual Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kaseius,you are the manliest man,playing the manliest game.

    I salute you.

    I second this, props dude.
    If this forum had a rep system well...

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    s02:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=349gLL2OV8k
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-WM6dmkZrE

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kaseius wrote: »
    cooljammer00 wrote: »
    BloodySloth wrote: »
    I wish Kaseius could narrate every game. This LP is great.

    My only issue is that every thing in every game is deemed a fag by our narrator. Shark? A fag. Dinosaur? Also a fag. Horde of zombies? More like horde of fags.

    Oh, quit being a fag.

    Wait, did I call any dinosaurs fags this time? I really should stop that habit.. :?

    Calling a dinosaur a faggot after butting it with the end of your rifle was so absurd that I laughed out loud, actually.

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Definitely a Navy fire.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Plot development? In my Jurassic?

    More likely than you think.

    s03:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxUWL98P2H4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nEvE6axNKI
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_dkMYUBpoc
    May still be processing and thus bad quality.

    Also, here's how the screen looks at 1680x1050 using Windows 7 magnifier:
    jurassicrecording.jpg

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nicely done set! I can't believe they're even attempting a story after two "Get to the chaingun for ROCK MUSIC" sections.

    But oh well. I'm sure the 'plot' will end up a hilarious trainwreck.

    Also, that magnifier looks like it -really- helps. At least it's not so tiny.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Not sure if any of you are still even watching, but..

    s04: I hate bugs!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1hpgrwkbHg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvyEfXk5Cvk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQzsKSoGbZE

    Still processing as of posting this.

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Giant Scorpions? Really? Ah well, still cool.

    They really kind of messed up the T-Rex fight. It wasn't as dramatic an intro to it as it should have been. And then they were like, "Well, that was tedious, right? Do it again."

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That bug segment cemented this game for me as Turok awkwardly spliced with the GI Joe cartoon from the late 80's.

    Also that boss fight was godawful. I was getting irritated just watching you play it.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Though it is nice to see a shotgun that is actually capable of shooting enemies at more then 2 feet away.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    BloodySloth wrote: »
    That bug segment cemented this game for me as Turok awkwardly spliced with the GI Joe cartoon from the late 80's.

    Also that boss fight was godawful. I was getting irritated just watching you play it.

    Oh, wait until you see...

    s05: What?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrtJbW2fGg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mab0zzVhBrc
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufvFGQZH2aw

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I started cracking up as soon as I saw the set title, because I just knew it would be crazy.

    These boss fights aren't really well thought out. Nor are the scenes afterwards. And remember, Spike is still alive. :(

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MECHA-SPIKE!

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So hey this game got kind of interesting for a little while.

    Now that spaceships from the future have shown up, clearly the right thing to do now as far as progression is concerned would be to have you fight a bunch of aliens armed with laser beams and riding cybernetically enhanced dinosaurs.

    But that won't happen.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
    Dylan.. I'm not sure what to say, but just stay calm and hear me out. I have good news, and I have bad news. Which do you want to hear first...? No... Let me start with the good news first. I picked up a giant "Spike Fang". It'll make for a great weapon. I figured you could probably use it.

    ......

    As for the bad news...

    .....

    The bad news is...

    ...............

    It's where I found the Spike Fang.
    It was.....
    in your...

    It was pierced through your wife's heart...
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