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[Lets Play] Jurassic the Hunted - Narrated by Kaseius Starting Page 6
You know, I watched all 24 minutes of that quick look, and even though they kept reiterating how the game wasn't good, all I can think of is that I just watched a guy gun down dinosaurs with a cold war era gatling gun and that almost sells me the game in and of itself.
I only paid 10$ for it since I had an Amazon credit from buying some other game. It was 10$ off and then another 20$ off for my credit. :^:
I don't know if you, sir, are awesome or insane. Whichever category you do fall into, I approve of. You clearly know which it is and how to use it to it's greatest potential. :^:
Which leads me to my next question; HOW IS THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!
I only paid 10$ for it since I had an Amazon credit from buying some other game. It was 10$ off and then another 20$ off for my credit. :^:
I don't know if you, sir, are awesome or insane. Whichever category you do fall into, I approve of. You clearly know which it is and how to use it to it's greatest potential. :^:
Which leads me to my next question; HOW IS THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!
:P
I too must do that for my next purchase.
Well, I most likely won't play it until I record it.
The only reason I got it was because Darth Mogs wanted me to do an LP of it, and I clearly love playing bad games. So..
The whole time I was watching that quick look, I kept thinking "This doesn't look terrible. It looks like a pretty fun by the numbers type thing. Also, seeing the vital body organs while in slo mo was pretty neat.
They should make a side scrolling CONRTA-esque shooter based on Caddillacs and Dinosaurs. Imagine Viewtiful Joe graphics in HD with dinosaurs that have guns on their fucking heads!
They should make a side scrolling CONRTA-esque shooter based on Caddillacs and Dinosaurs. Imagine Viewtiful Joe graphics in HD with dinosaurs that have guns on their fucking heads!
For some reason I always thought this was more of a light-gun type shooter when I saw it in the store. I'm totally stoked for the LP!
Or, not so stoked after watching it.
The fuck??
Why is there a Home Improvement game and why does it look awesome!?
Also I don't think anyone really means Jurassic is a bad game it's just so mediocre that it has nothing going for it at all. But now Kaseius has to play it all the way.
Jurassic the Hunted is wrong with the LP I had expected the game to be better or worse than that - it's kind of in a disappointing middle ground. Although, I did really like the plummeting ship animation of the first pterodactyl you shot.
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dream a little dream or you could live a little dream
sleep forever if you wish to be a dreamer
I wish Kaseius could narrate every game. This LP is great.
My only issue is that every thing in every game is deemed a fag by our narrator. Shark? A fag. Dinosaur? Also a fag. Horde of zombies? More like horde of fags.
I wish Kaseius could narrate every game. This LP is great.
My only issue is that every thing in every game is deemed a fag by our narrator. Shark? A fag. Dinosaur? Also a fag. Horde of zombies? More like horde of fags.
Oh, quit being a fag.
Wait, did I call any dinosaurs fags this time? I really should stop that habit.. :?
I wish Kaseius could narrate every game. This LP is great.
My only issue is that every thing in every game is deemed a fag by our narrator. Shark? A fag. Dinosaur? Also a fag. Horde of zombies? More like horde of fags.
Oh, quit being a fag.
Wait, did I call any dinosaurs fags this time? I really should stop that habit.. :?
Calling a dinosaur a faggot after butting it with the end of your rifle was so absurd that I laughed out loud, actually.
They really kind of messed up the T-Rex fight. It wasn't as dramatic an intro to it as it should have been. And then they were like, "Well, that was tedious, right? Do it again."
So hey this game got kind of interesting for a little while.
Now that spaceships from the future have shown up, clearly the right thing to do now as far as progression is concerned would be to have you fight a bunch of aliens armed with laser beams and riding cybernetically enhanced dinosaurs.
Dylan.. I'm not sure what to say, but just stay calm and hear me out. I have good news, and I have bad news. Which do you want to hear first...? No... Let me start with the good news first. I picked up a giant "Spike Fang". It'll make for a great weapon. I figured you could probably use it.
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As for the bad news...
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The bad news is...
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It's where I found the Spike Fang.
It was.....
in your...
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I only paid 10$ for it since I had an Amazon credit from buying some other game. It was 10$ off and then another 20$ off for my credit. :^:
All it was though was defend a base against infinite waves of spitters.
I don't know if you, sir, are awesome or insane. Whichever category you do fall into, I approve of. You clearly know which it is and how to use it to it's greatest potential. :^:
Which leads me to my next question; HOW IS THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!
:P
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Well, I most likely won't play it until I record it.
The only reason I got it was because Darth Mogs wanted me to do an LP of it, and I clearly love playing bad games. So..
Why torture yourself?! Didn't you learn anything from Jaws?
edit: Always figured Kaseius for a blonde.
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What do you mean? Torture? No way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVkQXFikf0
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I salute you.
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Yes.
It's true.
I pestered him endlessly about it.
(He wanted to play it, too.)
But it's wonderful. I watched the first set. A++ Would watch again. "Nerd."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9-Vlm75dS0
For some reason I always thought this was more of a light-gun type shooter when I saw it in the store. I'm totally stoked for the LP!
Or, not so stoked after watching it.
dream a little dream or you could live a little dream
sleep forever if you wish to be a dreamer
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Why is there a Home Improvement game and why does it look awesome!?
Also I don't think anyone really means Jurassic is a bad game it's just so mediocre that it has nothing going for it at all. But now Kaseius has to play it all the way.
I never asked for this!
That's how we do! I'll accept thanks in the form of checks, paypal, etc!
dream a little dream or you could live a little dream
sleep forever if you wish to be a dreamer
My only issue is that every thing in every game is deemed a fag by our narrator. Shark? A fag. Dinosaur? Also a fag. Horde of zombies? More like horde of fags.
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Oh, quit being a fag.
Wait, did I call any dinosaurs fags this time? I really should stop that habit.. :?
I second this, props dude.
If this forum had a rep system well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-WM6dmkZrE
Calling a dinosaur a faggot after butting it with the end of your rifle was so absurd that I laughed out loud, actually.
dream a little dream or you could live a little dream
sleep forever if you wish to be a dreamer
More likely than you think.
s03:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nEvE6axNKI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_dkMYUBpoc
Also, here's how the screen looks at 1680x1050 using Windows 7 magnifier:
But oh well. I'm sure the 'plot' will end up a hilarious trainwreck.
Also, that magnifier looks like it -really- helps. At least it's not so tiny.
s04: I hate bugs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvyEfXk5Cvk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQzsKSoGbZE
Still processing as of posting this.
They really kind of messed up the T-Rex fight. It wasn't as dramatic an intro to it as it should have been. And then they were like, "Well, that was tedious, right? Do it again."
Also that boss fight was godawful. I was getting irritated just watching you play it.
I never asked for this!
Oh, wait until you see...
s05: What?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mab0zzVhBrc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufvFGQZH2aw
These boss fights aren't really well thought out. Nor are the scenes afterwards. And remember, Spike is still alive.
Now that spaceships from the future have shown up, clearly the right thing to do now as far as progression is concerned would be to have you fight a bunch of aliens armed with laser beams and riding cybernetically enhanced dinosaurs.
But that won't happen.
......
As for the bad news...
.....
The bad news is...
...............
It's where I found the Spike Fang.
It was.....
in your...
It was pierced through your wife's heart...