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SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ahem

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=104619

    not even off the front page there homes

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    so hey looks like the dem won the NY-23 election

    eat shit, shit eating whacko movement nominee guy with crazy eyes

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh wow, this is great

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    From the police docket of an Ohio town
    A man and woman engaged in fisticuffs Friday afternoon on Hardin Street while the man was removing some of his possessions from the woman's home. He caught her finger on a key ring, breaking it, and she bit him.

    also
    A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman's daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited November 2009
    I heard a car accident referred to as an 'altercation' this morning

    like two cars were just sort of arguing and then got into a bit of a shoving match

    except one of the cars was a complete write-off

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A man was arrested Saturday for stealing Insane Clown Posse shot glasses at Spencer's Gifts in the Findlay Village Mall.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    A man was arrested Saturday for stealing Insane Clown Posse shot glasses at Spencer's Gifts in the Findlay Village Mall.

    Juggalos.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Speaking of juggalos, there was a bald mountain-of-fat of a man wearing a juggalo shirt when I was at Rocky Horror on Halloween ... I made sure he was the frequent target of 'audience participation' eg. when it came time to bring out the squirt guns, toilet paper, hot dogs, etc, all were aimed squarely at him.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I was behind a juggalo in line at Subway yesterday. I know, funny, right? They don't sell Faygo there!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    But seriously he ordered a turkey sandwich with mayo, ranch, meat, cheese, and bread. No veggies.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That sounds awful.

    Mayo and ranch?

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    But seriously he ordered a turkey sandwich with mayo, ranch, meat, cheese, and bread. No veggies.

    Ew.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Who goes to subway for the turkey

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The worst part is that he had the nerve to make fun of MY sandwich (club with provolone lettuce tomato bell peppers and mustard, FYI)

    fucking dirty juffalo bastard, at least my sandwich doesn't look like it's covered in cum

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The worst part is that he had the nerve to make fun of MY sandwich (club with provolone lettuce tomato bell peppers and mustard, FYI)

    fucking dirty juffalo bastard

    what the hell

    Who makes fun of people's sandwiches at subway.

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Like, "you spent 4 dollars on THAT?

    How dare you call that a fast food sandwich!

    Gufaw gufaw"

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it was $6.50 and it wasn't even fast! he took about 15 minutes from the start of his order to when i started mine!

    fuck this juggalo earth.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cloudman how did he harass your sammich

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    He harangued him because it had things on it that wasn't composed of the death of other animals, even the bread

    yeast death

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he seemed to focus mainly on the bell peppers

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I mean I'm no great fan of bell peppers either, but I'm not about to make fun of a stranger for having them on his sandwich

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I had the common courtesy to not say A DOWN ASS NINJA WANTS A SANDWICH COVERED IN SEMEN

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why the fuck didn't you do that, that is exactly what you are supposed to do.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    but if i did that i might get kicked out and i needed that sammich! there were lots of children about, you see.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    But seriously he ordered a turkey sandwich with mayo, ranch, meat, cheese, and bread. No veggies.

    I'm not surprised that a juggallo had no taste.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DAMN

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like sweet onion chicken teriyaki from subway

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