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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I had some bread today that was not very good and it reminded me of this thread

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    neville is a stereotypical 90's gay.

    Which is?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    dang, you guys are all way ahead of me

    I only just figured out what I'm doing and have yet to start gathering the necessary pieces, I better get on that

    I haven't even gotten that far. I have ideas, but they all require a slightly better knowledge of my Satanee's gifting requirements.

    I have been stalking like crazy, though.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    :^: bale

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    neville is a stereotypical 90's gay.

    Which is?
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bale

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    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    To my Satan:

    If you want to run a gift idea by someone who knows me, or want someone who knows me to fish surreptitiously for info about things I might enjoy receiving, feel free to PM Utsanomiko about it, as he's a real-life friend of mine.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Present bought and processed. All that remains is the shipping.

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    Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm gonna tackle the 'arts' portion of my Santee's gift tonight. Can't decide on the medium ... We'll see what I have in the closet.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    MetroidZoid wrote: »
    I'm gonna tackle the 'arts' portion of my Santee's gift tonight. Can't decide on the medium ... We'll see what I have in the closet.

    Chopped-up hooker.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Chopped-up hooker is a medium of that modern art shit.

    I prefer strangled prostitute. So classy.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    I think my Satanee doesn't play PC stuff, so I can't just send a Steam code for the new game. I'll have to see if we will have some extra Xbox versions laying around that I can snag.

    That's cheating!

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think my package should arrive next week.

    I hope...

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    FFFFFFFFfffffffff

    I think my phone just died

    fuck fuck fuckity fuck

    Satan buy me a new phone.

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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I think my Satanee doesn't play PC stuff, so I can't just send a Steam code for the new game. I'll have to see if we will have some extra Xbox versions laying around that I can snag.

    That's cheating!

    Not at all.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The geek why won't you guys let me download TF2?

    Do you have something against me?

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stolen directly from DP's post.

    To my Satan:

    If you want to run a gift idea by someone who knows me, or want someone who knows me to fish surreptitiously for info about things I might enjoy receiving, feel free to PM Pony about it, as he's my real-life best friend.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I think my Satanee doesn't play PC stuff, so I can't just send a Steam code for the new game. I'll have to see if we will have some extra Xbox versions laying around that I can snag.

    That's cheating!

    Not at all.

    I know. I'm just jealous!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I bought some DnD stuff for my satan on the weekend.

    I found a DnD store in Perth too, that sure was an experience.

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I will be taking care of this after Thanksgiving.


    My entire life is working, commuting, and sleeping right now.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Learn to sleep commute.

    The third of the great acient arts.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Learn to sleep commute.

    The third of the great acient arts.

    I think I've already done enough of that this week.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Opinions needed:

    Is it in bad taste if I get my gift before Christmas, but want to wait until then to open it? I'd post about it for sure, just to let my Satan know I got it.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    plenty of people do that, but yes you should post when you receive it

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    if you said NSFW ok, you might want to not do the big reveal in the company of your family

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i should make it clear that i have no use for a fleshlight, and if you sent me one, i would probably keep pencils in it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well then you do have a use for one Mully.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I could perhaps find a use for a fleshlight, but I'd hope there are better ideas to send me than that.
    I'm gay but come on. That's the easy way out...

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd take a fleshlight

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mully wrote: »
    i should make it clear that i have no use for a fleshlight, and if you sent me one, i would probably keep pencils in it.

    If you put a pencil sharpener at the bottom you could totally have a winning product.

    It's a flashlight turned vagina turned office supply!

    There's an anus fleshlight, right neville? I don't want the one that looks like vampire vagina

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i should make it clear that i have no use for a fleshlight, and if you sent me one, i would probably keep pencils in it.

    If you put a pencil sharpener at the bottom you could totally have a winning product.

    It's a flashlight turned vagina turned office supply!

    There's an anus fleshlight, right neville? I don't want the one that looks like vampire vagina

    alternately: cram a real flashlight into the fleshlight

    meta

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    t koshian:

    have you seen this of montreal video: youtube.com/watch?v=L8cCPH1qnYI

    it is my favourite

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i had to explain to my brother how gay people have sex the other day

    hoo boy, catholic education

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i had to explain to my brother how gay people have sex the other day

    hoo boy, catholic education

    did you retell the sex scene in demolition man

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How do you not realize that on the most basic level you can have sex with any hole?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i dont think my public education ever covered that, either
    ive had to educate people on how lesbians have sex, too
    so sheltered

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    well lesbian sex is perhaps less apparent to someone who only had a basic understanding of sex and human biology

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    How do you not realize that on the most basic level you can have sex with any hole?

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    this hole was made for me!

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I still have no idea how lesbians have sex. Unless, that is, they just scissor or something

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    How do you not realize that on the most basic level you can have sex with any hole?

    ever tried to fuck an ear?

    #pipe on
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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    When I was experimenting and having to explain this to someone is when I realized that being gay is a lot of effort

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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