Imagine Some Awful Yet Amusing Situations

Cavil

Here are a couple I've come up with just off the top of my head:

- Being constipated on the crapper because you had too much pizza. Then, after going at it for like fifteen minutes, you give up… only to be shot in the face on your way out the bathroom, prompting you to shit yourself.

- Having a massive breakdown because of mounting stress or a sudden personal tragedy, wailing like no tomorrow…
and then having some asshole surprise you by tickling your armpits, forcing you to laugh and cry simultaneously.

Please feel free to add to this list.

EDIT: Clarity of form. To quell the raging harlot.

thegoodgardener

You know whats really awful yet amusing? When someone starts a new thread when there is already a very popular, very similar thread halfway down the page!

Cavil

What, you mean the creepy thread? That's asking for things people have actually seen, not what they can imagine. Unless they lie. And creepy doesn't equal ironic or amusing. Seriously, go fuck yourself.

thegoodgardener

Cavil wrote:

What, you mean the creepy thread? That's asking for things people have actually seen, not what they can imagine. Unless they lie. And creepy doesn't equal ironic or amusing. Seriously, go fuck yourself.

Brilliant, aren't you! A real shining star!

No, moron, I was talking about the strange and embarassing moments thread. I'm sure if you pulled your head out of your ass for a moment, you would find it floating around up the top of the page.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1073832020

Nice edit, btw.

Cavil

Still asking for things people have actually seen, not what they can imagine. Unless they lie. Seriously, bitch, go fuck yourself.

The edit came before your post, not after. Which means you took a considerable amount of time posting your caustic reply.

That's touching.

thegoodgardener

Cavil wrote:

Still asking for things people have actually seen, not what they can imagine. Unless they lie. Seriously, bitch, go fuck yourself.

The edit came before your post, not after. Which means you took a considerable amount of time posting your caustic reply.

That's touching.

That's true. But unfortunately it doesn't make you any less of a retard, nor will it keep your thread from being locked.

It's been fun. We should do this again sometime.

Cavil

Doubtful. I prefer not to have anything to "do" with whiny, quivering whores. Especially ones that think it's witty to talk about cowgirl positions and the like.

Keep work at work, kid.

thegoodgardener

Cavil wrote:

Doubtful. I prefer not to have anything to "do" with whiny, quivering whores. Especially ones that think it's witty to talk about cowgirl positions and the like.

Keep work at work, kid.

No, you're quite right. It appears you spend all of your spare time imagining how funny it would be to shit your pants in front of someone, and then making threads about it so you can share your genius with the world.

And you can stop with the bad words now. You've definately proven yourself to be a man.

Sam

:roll:

Cavil

I am a genius. Smart enough to know that "whore" isn't a "bad word". Especially when the context is appropriate. Unless that was something you wanted to keep on the hush-hush, seeing as how our society hasn't quite progressed towards legalizing the world's oldest profession. For that you have my sympathies.

Echo

I'm not a D&D mod, but I seriously doubt any of them would mind me locking this crap.

Good work from the OP shitting on his own thread.