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A shitty First Day Back after the holidays

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My cat wakes me up by sitting on my neck and face and purring really loud.

    The cat I'm watching came over this morning and curled up in my arms.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Our kitten woke me up a few minutes ago by licking my face and biting my nose.

    My cat, Jackie, would wake me up every day at 6 a.m. by licking my head; I never needed an alarm clock.

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    klokklok Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My cat has been missing for a few weeks.

    He is such a baby I don't think he could survive outdoors.

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    MasumeMasume Creator Caprica, FloridaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Banks are open today, thank the Lords of Kobol...and all.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My cat pissed on my BED TWICE!

    I put that motherfucker in a cold bath after the second time. She learned.

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    superjoesuperjoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I woke up feeling considerably better from this cold/URI I've been fighting since Friday.

    However, I have work at 2, and there wasn't anyone else on the cart crew scheduled for the morning shift. Someone kill me now.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    boooo work

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    JohnHam wrote:
    I just sent an email to my office telling them I wasn't coming in today

    huzzah

    As soon as I walked in the office and sat at my desk I realized that I had no business being in today.

    edit: I need to find the thin line where I appear worthless and no one asks me to do any extra work, but not so worthless as to be instantly fired by a passing VP or someone.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    We run half staff the week before and after Christmas, splitting the time so half can take off some and so on and so forth.

    Tomorrow everyone is back here and back to "work".

    However, today there are just 4 of us and the President walked in this morning and said, "What are we doing here? Let's all leave at lunch and not come back."

    For a pyschopathic bitch, she has her moments.

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    WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Imagine if you had to have surgery today or went to buy a car that was assembled on the line today. You would be totally fucked.

    Just a mention about the car thing, they do record that shit. Back in the day before it was machines building the cars they were called "Friday Monday Cars" because they were started to be built on friday before the factory closed, and finished on monday, so they sometimes would miss steps and stuff.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    And coffee #2. Any more of this stuff and I'll be wandering around looking for my eyes.

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    superjoesuperjoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh, I almost forgot. Delaware's governor decided to close all state offices in honor of Ford dying; therefore, I cannot go to the DMV to get my car until tomorrow, when I'll have to go straight from work.

    My mom, however, has to work anyway, because she works for a recycling center, and a state law banning yard waste going with your trash went into effect on the 1st. Naturally, they're a tad busy.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    superjoe wrote:
    Oh, I almost forgot. Delaware's governor decided to close all state offices in honor of Ford dying; therefore, I cannot go to the DMV to get my car until tomorrow, when I'll have to go straight from work.

    My mom, however, has to work anyway, because she works for a recycling center, and a state law banning yard waste going with your trash went into effect on the 1st. Naturally, they're a tad busy.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wait...does inspector gadget drive a delorian?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    wait...does inspector gadget drive a delorian?
    gadget mobil

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    wait...does inspector gadget drive a delorian?
    gadget mobil
    yes, but, look at it

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    wait...does inspector gadget drive a delorian?
    gadget mobil
    yes, but, look at it

    Back to the Future


    Where's the Mr. Fusion?

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Also turns into a Eurovan.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    wait...does inspector gadget drive a delorian?
    gadget mobil
    yes, but, look at it

    Back to the Future


    Where's the Mr. Fusion?
    right here

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I had to work a little over the holidays so I decided to give myself a half day today.

    A few people are off of work today still and for some reason the ceiling lights are off in the office so it's a pretty chill day so far here.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    There's no mail today because it's Gerald Ford's funeral

    what the fuck?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    There's no mail today because it's Gerald Ford's funeral

    what the fucK?
    My coworkers and I just talked about that.

    It's pretty retarded.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've been laying in bed sick all morning/afternoon.

    I had gotten a call to go help with the demolition of a water tower with the production company I work with, but couldn't move, so now I have to settle for the videos of the event when they pop up on the site.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    There's no mail today because it's Gerald Ford's funeral

    what the fucK?
    My coworkers and I just talked about that.

    It's pretty retarded.

    It's disrespectful to be receiving Adam and Eve catalogs and American Express card offers while cnn plays boring shit for 3 hours.

    Don't you know anything?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Also all the mailmen are crying.

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How are you my good people?



    ducksducksducks

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Next time Gadget...


    Next time...

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    i hate gerald ford because he died and that means i had to do like four hours of paperwork today

    what an inconsiderate jerk

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    OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Knob wrote:
    i hate gerald ford because he died and that means i had to do like four hours of paperwork today

    what an inconsiderate jerk

    You should kill him.

    Oh wait.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Knob wrote:
    i hate gerald ford because he died and that means i had to do like four hours of paperwork today

    what an inconsiderate jerk

    Do a Herbert West on his ass.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    There's no mail today because it's Gerald Ford's funeral

    what the fucK?
    My coworkers and I just talked about that.

    It's pretty retarded.

    It's disrespectful to be receiving Adam and Eve catalogs and American Express card offers while cnn plays boring shit for 3 hours.

    Don't you know anything?
    I don't know, I think that the US could use a touch of civility and class. I'm not going to bitch about the downfall of Western society, but I definitely think that the near-universal condemnation of this polite, respectful custom demonstrates the sort of self-centered, "me first" sense of casual entitlement that is increasingly at the center of the US national personality.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well yeah, but what has Gerald Ford done for me lately?

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I leveled my druid to 25 hunter (two bars from 26).
    When are we gonna run SFK, and gimme all your loots for manif.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I woke up at five in the afternoon today.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I woke up at five in the afternoon today.
    haha
    Fuck you

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    PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    The vet said that the cat litter iritates the animal when they have an infection so they go on rugs, couches, chairs, etc. Our cat did the same thing. Walked past me, jumped up on the couch, and just pissed dead center into the cushion.

    They'll do it when there's some other irritant as well. If something is out of place or missing, dogs and cats will mark wherever the highest points of human traffic are: bed, couch and chairs.

    Also, I am with you, Hunter. I get to spend Wednesday and Thursday in a training class to learn something I already know. Today is just a reoreintation from drinking enough to kill a steer. Friday will be a blow-off day, a simple countdown until 6 p.m. wherein I celebrate the 29th year of my life. It could get messy.

    Yeah the first time he did it, he was acting freaked out about something all day. Nothing was noticably wrong, but he was acting weird. Kate says he's done this before, like, years ago or something, and he was checked out and had no physical problems. We've had him here for about a year without incident and he has moved to a few different apartments, but has been with us for a while. We moved like three weeks ago and then this happened. Then he started acting normal for a day or two, and then this morning the couch is wet right in the middle of the cushions again.

    I really don't want to have to get rid of him or have him killed. He is a nice little guy. And Kate's sad about it. Man, I hope he's got a UTI.

    I know this is an old post, but be sure he's checked for diabetes. Sometimes cats that are diabetic will piss in strange places.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    I woke up at five in the afternoon today.

    1:45PM here

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    Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    yay for the first day of a new school quarter

    i think i'm going to fall asleep on my keybkkrrzzz

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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ben folds makes me a sad boy

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    PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    ben folds makes me a sad boy

    I know, it's terrible that people like that can be successful recording artists.

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