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i have a mad dong for bitches

gruggrug Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
tonight i got my wanger sucked on one of main roads of my city. this aint no boast, i feel strange, i am not into this public thing. this could be a vaguely longer story. s'appenin guys.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    show us it.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    how many teeth did the bag lady still have?

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We don't care about your Bang Bros experience

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man, road head is the main reason I want a car with a bench seat in the front

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    to be honest, this lady was/is 37, i met her the night before at an art gallery. the night before some stuff happened, we kind of jacked eachother off on another st. there's so much more clarification necessary.

    how's it gawn nigros

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mysst, no car, just on the side of the road

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well I hope she kissed your dong goodbye because it's going to fall off pretty soon.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I dated a 30-something
    she was... up front.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    wait you jacked off a lady?

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This thread has already gone places

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    jacked her off in the style that befits a lady

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    that's a picture of you in your avatar

    isn't it

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm pretty sure it was just the Crying Game but in real life

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yes

    to both posts

    but not really

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    is your name oscar?

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    she was not a babe.

    giogifgofgih

    holy fuck ascot what the fuck

    maybe my name is oscar

    who are you

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    grug wrote: »
    mysst, no car, just on the side of the road

    I'm just saying, regardless

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    grugfase thread

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I want the longer story grug

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    grug wrote: »
    she was not a babe.

    giogifgofgih

    holy fuck ascot what the fuck

    maybe my name is oscar

    who are you

    a person from the internet who knows how to right click -> view image properties?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If your name is Oscar that is cool and I like you

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I need to know who ascot is

    edit: oh.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well I'm bored now. Thanks for making a boring thread and then making boring posts

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    grug wrote: »
    I need to know who ascot is

    edit: oh.

    but I still like you, Oscar

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There was a kid named Oscar who lived on the street I grew up on

    I don't think he was related to the schizophrenic who strangled the neighbor's cat, though.

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Beach. Ick?


    oh go to hell, monkeyfeet.

    So last night I went to an art opening, there's free booze. I met an old lady, got drunk and decided I'd go back to her place with her. There was kissing. T'was a bad idea. I got in a taxi and went to her place, only to find she'd forgotten her bag. We caught same taxi back to the place, got out. Got a tram. At the junction where we had the choice of going to either of our houses I decided that we'd part ways.

    Tonight, going to a friend's show, we crossed paths on a tram. Etc. There's more sordid stuff, i guess. That's bones.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There are these unisex handicapped bathrooms all over Tokyo and let me tell you, I have a good knowledge of them.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    There are these unisex handicapped bathrooms all over Tokyo and let me tell you, I have a good knowledge of them.

    yeah but, only because of your club foot and your terrible bladder

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    heya grug
    how's tricks?

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    strange, dru.

    you?

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How many asians did you bone scarlet?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    How many asians did you bone scarlet?

    Too many. I was on the train to the airport when I got a text telling me I should probably get checked when I get home.

    It was a false alarm but man.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ladies?
    i dont care much for ladies

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hmm, I've never seen those unisex bathrooms used but they look pretty big from the outside. It's all like a separate bathroom too, not just a separate stall.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    There are these unisex handicapped bathrooms all over Tokyo and let me tell you, I have a good knowledge of them.

    yeah but, only because of your club foot and your terrible bladder

    It's not a club, it's a hoof.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    grug wrote: »
    strange, dru.

    you?

    doing pretty good
    bitches, right?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    UnreadableHulk wrote: »
    Hmm, I've never seen those unisex bathrooms used but they look pretty big from the outside. It's all like a separate bathroom too, not just a separate stall.

    I can't tell you how useful they are. Hand rails all over the place and a low sink.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    There are these unisex handicapped bathrooms all over Tokyo and let me tell you, I have a good knowledge of them.

    yeah but, only because of your club foot and your terrible bladder

    It's not a club, it's a hoof.

    cue kate's playground

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    how does one go about having sex with a lady?

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Insert, thrust, repeat

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