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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I had just taken a bath and was squatting in front of my full length mirror naked to put on my makeup. While squatting, I felt a fart coming on, so I cupped my hand over my butthole to sniff it. Well, I was recovering from the stomach flu and ended up going diarrhea all over my hand, but I thought the cool liquid poop was just cool air from the fart and didn’t notice it was poop until I brought it up to my nose and got poop on my nose. True story.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
dear world, this is my first of many yet to come confessions..i have spent my life loving people, always trying to see the good, in even the bad, yet i have failed to acknowledge the good in me…is there even any in there? i always end up hurting people, i never intend to but i do anyway, and i am sick of it.. i became ashamed of me, all that i am, i have low confidence and am a compulsive internet liar, perhaps because i am so afraid i am too boring for anyone to like, and because online you can be Mother Theresa if you wanted or super woman. i am afraid of rejection, i am a pleaser, i will nod and say its all ok when its really just not…have been married for 8 years to a husband who feels no love for me yet expects the world, he never seems to want to be around me. i have tried so hard to be a good person and have always been a survivor..until now..i feel like i am drowning in this life..this hell i have created..as i am writing this it eases for me some, but will not ease the pain for those i have hurt with the untruths i told. 2 yrs ago i went to a forum and got chatting with a really nice man, husband and i were in difficulties as per..and i began to meet new freins online, i discovered a new world where i could be free, i could talk to others, laugh, it was ok to be myself, but then i met this guy and he struck my heart..id not felt this ever before. i was married young, i care for my husband, but i dont love him, i have told him this but what i have done is still un excusable..i fell totally for this person and we begun chatting everyday..i lied to him later down the line told him i was going to move to his country, we were thousands of miles apart..he wanted me to move in with him be with him so badly, and i couldnt say no..i dont know what stopped me..i just foolishly lied. he is so dear to me, they both are, and i have hurt them both. the online guy thinks i am going thru a divorce with the husband because i let him believe that..my husband and i have always been bad for eachother, but i never could escape his grasp, he would kill me first..i dont know why i allowed him to think that when i knew all along we were still married, not in divorce proceedings..but i want to escape him..i just..dunno how. i want to be with this other man, but i know i cannot. i am another mans woman, owned, my soul has been bought..stupid, stupid me. the internet for me is my life, all i have. im not allowed to work, not allowed to go out, have friends, it angers him..so when we got the internet, it was like a matrix, i had to teach myself everything, and the past two years have been..i suppose an unintentional path to finding myself. but why didnt i just tell the truth..why?! i want to tell them both what i am. a liar, a cheat , a total bitch, a useless wife, a lonely fool, an empathic yet unintentionally heartless soul..a waster, worthless and undeserving of yours or anyones ears. i am unreligious yet i feel like i belong with the devil image, i feel so bad, so ashamed..i am going to hell if there is such a place, and i deserve it. this is eating me up inside, i cannot sleep, i am not the angel people accuse me of being. i am the devil incarnate..i dont want to be like this, i want to be me, i want a life, i wanty to work, be someone, and my life is slipping by me at speed and i am out of control, i want help cant afford it -just someone to listen to me for a change, i want to be allowed to cry if i need or want to, smile and speak freely..where did i go wrong in life, what made me become so..vile..i cant even look at myself. yes i tried, but it wasnt enough and yet again ive failed…i hate myself, and i tried so hard never to hate anything, but i hate me. that is the one truth in this my worthless life that i know to be fact. i dont want sympathy, i dont deserve your pity, i deserve nothing and nobody. life is a gift and a sacred thing, and its been given to a s**t like me, and i have wasted it, everything i touch crumbles…if i could put this all right id do it in a flash or die trying, i am so very sorry for everything, forgive me.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
also that is a good one
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if that were the case it would be called an Open Field
you should ask Mully to do one
he he he he
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and now to continue the trend!
Open field sounds like a horrible dating game.
wait
what
DO ONE YOU PROSTATE GNOME
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can I have a hug?
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pipe you might have just made the entire month of november for me with the return of this, the greatest thread of all threads
I want to see stick figures dammit
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tell me
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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this is why I made this thread.
this is why
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oh jesus
they're fine
UNLESS THEY'RE FROM YOU, GOD DAMN YOU BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU DO
i'm old news now!
ain't no good coming from me
ps you better goddamn be MAKING your pie you lousy cactus
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
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make our cup runneth over
so long as you mark them as such I don't have a problem with them
although some new stuff would be good?
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READ THE OP I AM SHITTING MYSELF WITH RAGE RIGHT NOW
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nope!
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i think we have decided it is "ok"
and that we might "contribute"
"to it"
OH OK.
YEAH MAYBE I'LL GET ON THAT
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