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what the fuck why is MC Hammer at my work

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
"hey Alex" my workmate said, returning from the front desk, "Hammer's outside"

what

he's apparently going to the gym near my building before some music award show

he got dropped off in an Audi Q7 which is still in the parking lot

I'm going to check back every halfhour to see if he comes back

I may be able to touch him

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    DNA samples or it didn't happen

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    quickly

    get your parachute pants on

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ask him what he's done recently

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aw jeah Hammer reppin Yay Area no matter where he goes

    Thizz erryday YEEE!!!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MC Hammer?


    Like, the MC Hammer?





    Isn't he like, 80 now?

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I may be able to touch him

    You can't touch this.


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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I may be able to touch him

    Your reach exceeds your grasp, YaYa

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    ask him what he's done recently

    Look at his daughter sing on that terrible failure of a show?

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    ask him what he's done recently

    Hammer played Hardly Simply Bluegrass festival earlier in october. So there is that

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    MC Hammer?


    Like, the MC Hammer?





    Isn't he like, 80 now?

    okay this is straight from my workmate's mouth:

    he was bald, wearing a tight black t-shirt, fitted jeans, adidas shoes, and he was fucking ripped

    looked about 40, 45

    so, there we go

    I double checked with the security guard at the front desk just to make sure he wasn't bullshitting me

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    edited November 2009
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    MC Hammer?


    Like, the MC Hammer?





    Isn't he like, 80 now?

    okay this is straight from my workmate's mouth:

    he was bald, wearing a tight black t-shirt, fitted jeans, adidas shoes, and he was fucking ripped

    looked about 40, 45

    so, there we go

    I double checked with the security guard at the front desk just to make sure he wasn't bullshitting me

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stormin Joe wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    ask him what he's done recently

    Hammer played Hardly Simply Bluegrass festival earlier in october. So there is that

    he helped Michael Crabtree negotiate his NFL contract...

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I heard Hammer's a preacher man now

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stormin Joe wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    ask him what he's done recently

    Hammer played Hardly Simply Bluegrass festival earlier in october. So there is that

    wwhhhhaaaat?

    did he do, like

    an acoustic version of Too Legit?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR4bdzCPObs

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We got ta pray just to make it today.

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    edited November 2009
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Every woman in that video has junk in her trunk, for real.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    WAIT MC HAMMER IS THIZZ NOW

    IS THAT WHAT THE SITUATION IS

    MC HAMMER IS THIZZ

    too lethizz to quizz

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    did Weaver delete his post because of the horrific obviousness?

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    New Zealand... It’s Hammer Time

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okay bros iPhone posting

    I'm on a bench directly opposite the gym Hammer's at and I am not leaving till I see him

    HammerWatch 09 begins now

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I wonder how he works out.

    Lots of jogging in place in big pants? Maybe he runs an aerobic class

    This is how we doit!

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    I wonder how he works out.

    Lots of jogging in place in big pants? Maybe he runs an aerobic class

    This is how we doit!

    he works out by filling his parachute pants with water and going about his day

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    well, I wussed out

    didn't touch it, only got a from-the-back shot

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    but still, Hammer! wooo!

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yaya is a fucking failure itt

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    goddammit it all happened so fast and he was surrounded by burly dudes!

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    new topic: I'm pretty sure i just overdosed on my ADD pills out of boredom

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    goddammit it all happened so fast and he was surrounded by burly dudes!

    Man you could have taken them.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    so're you gonna super-concentrate now or what

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah I'm starting to feel it kick in

    goin all

    spidey sense here

    either that or I'll die suddenly, apparently

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I almost did something like that last night. I skipped my Ambien because I was buzzed from some alcohol, didn't want to mix them. Very curious and cautious about whether that would just kill me.

    I've taken two in one night a couple times, though I didn't feel good in the morning. Also worried I would just die in my sleep or something.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    well, I wussed out

    didn't touch it, only got a from-the-back shot

    jpby44.jpg

    but still, Hammer! wooo!

    DNA samples or it wasn't him

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    uh

    well he's an african american man flanked by bodyguards and confirmed to be in Melbourne today, sooooo

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    that could be any remotely successful african american man

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This is so sad. The sad part being that folk who gain public notice feel the need for security details and an entourage.

    When I was in Korea, I shared a train ride from Seoul with a celebrated (in Asia) architect. During our conversation I was able to lie my ass off and convince him that I was an executive from AT&T on a trip to evaluate opportunities for cellular coverage.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Also,

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    that could be any remotely successful african american man

    I was under the impression there were no successful black men in Australia

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    And by that I mean this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96YLZFbrMms

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