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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    chat always centers around achewood complaints, dwarf fortress and making fun of whoever posted the dumbest thing in D&D

    I would like to propose a different topic:
    An engraving of best craftdwarfship. On the engraving is achewood and Obs. Obs is making a plaintive gesture. Achewood is beating Obs.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Honk is the best poster

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    No "Lil Wayne" you are not allowed to sample Outkast. Go to jail. Go directly to Jail.

    Oh..wait.

    Hehehhehehehheheheheheheehehhe!

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    chat always centers around achewood complaints, dwarf fortress and making fun of whoever posted the dumbest thing in D&D

    I would like to propose a different topic:
    Boobs :^:

    Are we really going to find an anti group for that discussion?

    Well, it DOES demean and objectify women...

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    A police representative on the radio right now said outright that marijuana will make you go heavy on meth. That's nice.

    I bet they busted a meth lab that also had pot in there, so he's just making a leap of faith.

    Which he shouldn't be doing, but oh well.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Ok boobs

    I went for a nice walk in the park with the lady last night

    I wore jeans and a button-up and a peacoat

    Whereas she wore jeans and a track jacket over like... this tank top thing

    But it wasn't a normal tank top

    It was magical or something

    I swear I didn't look her in the eyes once the entire walk

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't think I eat enough for breakfast. I'm always hungry my 10:30.

    i have found that the more i eat for breakfast, the hungrier i get. also the earlier.

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    #someshit
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    HKPacman420HKPacman420 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    No "Lil Wayne" you are not allowed to sample Outkast. Go to jail. Go directly to Jail.

    Oh..wait.



    Ugh. Lil' Wayne is a complete and total insult to Hip-Hop. Just typing his name makes me feel unclean.

    Real Hip-Hop.

    Note the The Guess Who sample.

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Nexus is a prophet.

    @Justin, he said:

    "Most of the meth addicts we find on the streets have tried pot. So you know where pot leads you."

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ok boobs

    I went for a nice walk in the park with the lady last night

    I wore jeans and a button-up and a peacoat

    Whereas she wore jeans and a track jacket over like... this tank top thing

    But it wasn't a normal tank top

    It was magical or something

    I swear I didn't look her in the eyes once the entire walk

    was it....

    a wee bit.....

    nipply out....

    ?

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ok boobs

    I went for a nice walk in the park with the lady last night

    I wore jeans and a button-up and a peacoat

    Whereas she wore jeans and a track jacket over like... this tank top thing

    But it wasn't a normal tank top

    It was magical or something

    I swear I didn't look her in the eyes once the entire walk

    my wife is breastfeeding our son. they are seriously bigger than her head.

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    #someshit
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Nexus is a prophet.

    @Justin, he said:

    "Most of the meth addicts we find on the streets have tried pot. So you know where pot leads you."

    to kettle

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ok boobs

    I went for a nice walk in the park with the lady last night

    I wore jeans and a button-up and a peacoat

    Whereas she wore jeans and a track jacket over like... this tank top thing

    But it wasn't a normal tank top

    It was magical or something

    I swear I didn't look her in the eyes once the entire walk

    I wish I had YouTube at work.

    Jodi Sweetin (aka Stephanie Tanner) was on Opie & Anthony last week promoting her book. Opie had his video camera on her for most of the interview. Well little miss Sweetin is sitting next to comedian Jim Norton. Mr Norton spends the whole video looking at her chest. Like his eyes keep darting up to her face then back down. It's so fucking hysterical. But sadly I can't link the fucking video.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    My favorite Lil Wayne song hardly features Wayne... the featured artists (Juelz and Fabulous) are awesome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxhvMXtxcJ8

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    chat always centers around achewood complaints, dwarf fortress and making fun of whoever posted the dumbest thing in D&D

    I would like to propose a different topic:
    Boobs :^:

    Are we really going to find an anti group for that discussion?

    Well, it DOES demean and objectify women...

    The Chat Thread is infested with anti-boob sympathizers. I have here in my hand a list of 205—a list of names that were made known to the Secretary of Chat as being members of the Anti-Breast Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the Chat Department.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    men's obsession with boobs confuses me.

    Then again, I dislike mine entirely, so this could be the problem.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ok boobs

    I went for a nice walk in the park with the lady last night

    I wore jeans and a button-up and a peacoat

    Whereas she wore jeans and a track jacket over like... this tank top thing

    But it wasn't a normal tank top

    It was magical or something

    I swear I didn't look her in the eyes once the entire walk

    my wife is breastfeeding our son. they are seriously bigger than her head.

    must make your morning coffee that much easier

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    It wasn't nipply out or anything.

    They were just... lifted and 'mmm'-ed very nicely. She was probably wearing a pushup bra under it too. I was mesmerized.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ok boobs

    I went for a nice walk in the park with the lady last night

    I wore jeans and a button-up and a peacoat

    Whereas she wore jeans and a track jacket over like... this tank top thing

    But it wasn't a normal tank top

    It was magical or something

    I swear I didn't look her in the eyes once the entire walk

    my wife is breastfeeding our son. they are seriously bigger than her head.

    must make your morning coffee that much easier
    ewww

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Time to convert a story I heard into code!
    if (you.numberOfCars > 1)
    {
       unfortunateGuy.give(you.getCar());
    }
    
    if (you.numberOfHouses > 1)
    {
       unfortunateGuy.give(you.getHouse());
    }
    
    if (you.numberOfCoats > 1)
    {
       unfortunateGuy.give(you.getCoat());
    }
    

    This program runs fine until I get this message:
    CantHandleRequestException
    Line 13
    Unable to process give because you.numberOfCoats > 1 == true
    

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't get it.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't get it.
    you don't always have to broadcast what you're thinking

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    men's obsession with boobs confuses me.

    Then again, I dislike mine entirely, so this could be the problem.

    We don't really have them and they are fun to play with.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    think thats the first tiem I've ever gotten mike to ewww at something

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'll decompile it into it's original Moral format:
    And the Reverend said "Surely, if you have two cars, and an unfortunate man has none, you should give him one of your cars."
    
    "Absolutely!" Called a man in the crowd.
    
    And the Reverend said "Surely, if you have two houses, and an unfortunate man has none, you should give him one of your houses."
    
    "Absolutely!" Called the man again.
    
    And the Reverend said "Surely, if you have two coats, and an unfortunate man has none, you should give him one of your coats."
    
    "Hold on a minute, Reverend." Said the man, "I actually have two coats."
    

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I don't get it.
    you don't always have to broadcast what you're thinking

    I wonder why Mike's being such a little bitch this morning. Did Wally's wife milk herself into his cereal this morning?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Watched a wreck happen right in front of me this morning. Just cruising along the normal drive to work with my wife. There was an SUV in front of us, and in front of the SUV was a 2008-ish Mustang. We went down a little hill under an overpass, and traffic had slowed to a stop 500 feet or so in front of us. It was perfectly clear, daylight out, all the brake lights were obvious. The Mustang slowed and stopped, but the SUV decided it was just going to keep going. I was slowing down since, you know, all the brake lights were so obvious, my wife did this gasping breath thing when she saw what was about to happen and bam, SUV creamed the Mustang without even touching its brakes.

    Fortunately, being right behind it meant it was easy to pass before traffic got bogged down.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    men's obsession with boobs confuses me.

    Then again, I dislike mine entirely, so this could be the problem.

    Well, lizards, not being mammals, don't have boobs, so that may explain why you don't like yours; they're non-existent! Hey-oooo! :-P

    Seriously though, I am also confused by the obsession with breasticles. For me, a woman with a awesome brain is much more attractive.

    PS: On an unrelated note, when you and japan are having sex, do you scream out obscenities in Latin?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Surely if a man has two penises...

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I'll decompile it into it's original Moral format:
    And the Reverend said "Surely, if you have two cars, and an unfortunate man has none, you should give him one of your cars."
    
    "Absolutely!" Called a man in the crowd.
    
    And the Reverend said "Surely, if you have two houses, and an unfortunate man has none, you should give him one of your houses."
    
    "Absolutely!" Called the man again.
    
    And the Reverend said "Surely, if you have two coats, and an unfortunate man has none, you should give him one of your coats."
    
    "Hold on a minute, Reverend." Said the man, "I actually have two coats."
    

    Ohhh.

    Yeah I didn't know the original story so I'm like "I don't understand what's wrong with this..."

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Watched a wreck happen right in front of me this morning. Just cruising along the normal drive to work with my wife. There was an SUV in front of us, and in front of the SUV was a 2008-ish Mustang. We went down a little hill under an overpass, and traffic had slowed to a stop 500 feet or so in front of us. It was perfectly clear, daylight out, all the brake lights were obvious. The Mustang slowed and stopped, but the SUV decided it was just going to keep going. I was slowing down since, you know, all the brake lights were so obvious, my wife did this gasping breath thing when she saw what was about to happen and bam, SUV creamed the Mustang without even touching its brakes.

    Fortunately, being right behind it meant it was easy to pass before traffic got bogged down.

    Did you even call 911? Or anything?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Silly programmers try to turn everything into Code.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Surely if a man has two penises...

    And two unfortunate women have none...

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    I wanted to get something for the lady for Christmas and I think I settled on a nice fleece of her favorite football team

    and my brother's all no get her jewelry

    I don't think that's the right thing to do, though

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I still don't get it. Is it a joke?

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I wanted to get something for the lady for Christmas and I think I settled on a nice fleece of her favorite football team

    and my brother's all no get her jewelry

    I don't think that's the right thing to do, though

    Get her a bigger penis. :-P

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Surely if a man has two penises...

    And two unfortunate women have none...

    217536661_hXTNm-L-2.jpg

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    'nichu you seem to have this thing pretty well sorted out. All with the romantic notes and fleece things.

    Grats.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Justin's Code:
    while (true)
    {
          echo "I hate " && forum.getLastPost()
    }
    

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I don't get it.
    you don't always have to broadcast what you're thinking

    I wonder why Mike's being such a little bitch this morning. Did Wally's wife milk herself into his cereal this morning?
    it was a rough week and you're being more annoying than usual

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