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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    My Italian isn't that great.

    Can I just write "MAFIA!!!" on them and then riddle them with bullets?

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That will earn you a Potassium at most, Bacon.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That's worth Lead, at least.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can maybe bump up his atomic weight to a Calcium or a Scandium, but only with some extra credit work.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd hand his ass a hydrogen and tell him if he's got a problem with it, he can take it to the dean.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Like hell I'm giving a noble gas to some lazy punk like him.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, he's certainly not going to make an Einsteinium this semester!

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my table has a laptop on it and it is made of the element of wooood

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, I just came back from a delicious Italian dinner (which will also net me a delicious Italian lunch) that only cost me 10 bucks.

    That's 5 bucks a meal.

    And it's so good.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, I just came back from a delicious Italian dinner (which will also net me a delicious Italian lunch) that only cost me 10 bucks.

    That's 5 bucks a meal.

    And it's so good.

    Italian or "Italian"?

    Yeah, I thought so.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    It was authentic Italian. A local restaurant.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like 'dem Eye-talians sho' enuff.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It was authentic Italian. A local restaurant.

    The little mom&pop restaurants in Florence are the beeeest. I have to admit, though, I prefer Americanized pizza. Sorry, Italy, we got you beat in that category.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have never had italianized pizza

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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I had italicized pizza once.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    I had italicized pizza once.

    Did it come in a rhombus-shaped box?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    I had italicized pizza once.

    Did it come in a rhombus-shaped box?

    I'm going to assume it wasn't a trapezoid.

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    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hey guys, I'm Podly. I more-or-less post in D&D, but I need to have some design work done for me (paid) and I figured I'd see if anyone here was interested. It would be logo and myspace design for my music production gig. Should I pursue in the [chat] thread, or in the questions thread?

    Also, nice to meet you :)

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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Regular box. Irregular Circle.

    O

    Looked something like that.

    and a rhombus is just a lazy square.

    e: you should try one sometimes it has a very emphasized taste.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Hey guys, I'm Podly. I more-or-less post in D&D, but I need to have some design work done for me (paid) and I figured I'd see if anyone here was interested. It would be logo and myspace design for my music production gig. Should I pursue in the [chat] thread, or in the questions thread?

    Also, nice to meet you :)

    This is probably the right thread. I'm sure someone will want to take a crack at it.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it depends if your sexy

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    it depends if your sexy

    Hazing!

    @Tam: thanks

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I just got Farcry2 in the mail for ps3.

    Hooray for playing one year old first person shooters on the cheap!!!

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why does this exist?

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Because Japan.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That doesn't answer my question Bacon

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    That doesn't answer my question Bacon

    Pretty sure it does.

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yes it does. Japan is dumb, it disturbs me how popular Japanese culture is in America honestly.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Their 'culture' isn't popular in America. Their media is.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    That doesn't answer my question Bacon

    Pretty sure it does.

    No, I wanted a five page story-beat analysis, alternating between third and first person perspective, with twelve crisp storyboard panels, using EMS, LMS and a few ECU formats for good measure, on my desk by twelve o'clock tomorrow morning or you ass is out on the street mister!

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What are you talking about? I'm a schoolgirl panty fiend because of Japan's culture.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Their 'culture' isn't popular in America. Their media is.

    Getting constantly stressed since birth to get A+++ grades in order to become a lonely generic salaryman commuting in trains filled to 4 times recommended capacity every day for 50 years and wiling away what little free time you have on smoking and drinking yourself to death in kareoke bars is a lot less appealing of a fantasy than being a sparkling teenage superman with green hair with 10 hot girls living in your house.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man I don't blame the kids for studying like crazy. The parents probably know kung fu or some shit.

    Get the ass beating of a lifetime if you pull home a B in math.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    Man I don't blame the kids for studying like crazy. The parents probably know kung fu or some shit.

    Get the ass beating of a lifetime if you pull home a B in math.

    Don't be stupid.

    You're thinking of China. In Japan they know karate.

    EDIT: "I hope that's not taken as being racist" TOTP

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Totally racist.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Dammit!

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nah, I kid.

    They don't really beat the kids, just shaolin pose and make Bruce Lee war cries. Works every time.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Their 'culture' isn't popular in America. Their media is.

    Getting constantly stressed since birth to get A+++ grades in order to become a lonely generic salaryman commuting in trains filled to 4 times recommended capacity every day for 50 years and wiling away what little free time you have on smoking and drinking yourself to death in kareoke bars is a lot less appealing of a fantasy than being a sparkling teenage superman with green hair with 10 hot girls living in your house.

    Or if you're a female you can ride those same trains and then get molested but be too embarrassed to cause a scene because gender roles are so strong.

    So I hear. Maybe it isn't that bad, my source is the internet.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Amazon.com spam is better than Borders spam.

    Amazon.com usually sends me stuff at least tangentially related to things I've bought or looked at before.

    Borders is just a crapshoot, hence why I just got a "40% off Sarah Palin" spam. D:

    I wouldn't be interested in that unless what they were offering was to chop 40% of Sarah Palin off with a guillotine.

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