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The car thread: A Toyotathon of Death

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    It's a dinky piece of shit with cursive writing in it and I hate it.

    It could have been THIS
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    why isn't it

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nah, it's marginally better than that hideous thing they have now.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You're kidding I hope.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    why, are you a philosophy major

    No, just incompetent.

    Also the best car ever was the Lada (If you got one of the ones that worked)

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    You're kidding I hope.

    nah bro

    but seriously

    they need a different logo

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    why, are you a philosophy major

    No, just incompetent.

    Also the best car ever was the Lada (If you got one of the ones that worked)

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    okay look if we're doing Russian cars

    let me lay down the law

    the best:

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    My dad bought a beat up and half-jury-rigged one in the late 80's and we drove it up until we left in 1997; it was awesome.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The thing about Russian cars is that they are made for the worst conditions you can imagine.

    When the temperature reaches 0 degrees Kelvin and all the atoms are frozen in the air you can bet on that your Lada will start up.

    They are also piss-easy to repair, or so I've heard.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No that's not true, at all times they barely work, and only thanks to completely ingenious jury-rigged solutions.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well there's two kinds of Russian cars.

    Those that never work and those that always work. It's like buying a lottery ticket, except slightly more expensive.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No, you don't understand, they were all jury-rigged.

    And there were a bunch of little things that made running them harder. For example, the Moskvitch 412's engine was a ripoff BMW block. One of the changes made to the engine was placing the fuel pump on top of the engine. It regularly ran dry and when it got bad you pretty much had to siphon gas every day to get it started.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hmmm, maybe it's only for Ladas then. Since there was a "Lada rush" sometimes in the 70's I think here there are quite a few of them.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You're really overestimating eastern-european non-military engineering.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Maybe they didn't ship the good stuff to you guys over there. We pretty much drove into Russia after the cars.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Maybe you dumb?

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Maybe you haven't witnessed the glory of the Lada Club.

    You don't even need to have a Lada to join it as long as it feelsl like your driving a Lada.

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    DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Maybe Clarkson should sort this out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3TJSeEYdqM

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So this nifty little number comes on your God of War 3 disc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54P9jX-ekno

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    MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I thought this was fun. Toyota leans very heavy on closed source hardware and software keeping its cards very close. The following article has some interesting info.

    Additionally, there are differences between what the Black Box is supposed to record and what has been released from court orders. Courts show that the information on accelerator and brakes are listed as "Off" potenetially indicating either a failure in their EDRs to provide reliable and sufficient data or a deliberate attempt to prevent the information from getting out.

    Worst case though is not mentioned: Software/hardware failure contributing to the situations, but no one will know that outside of 3 people or so in Toyota.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I should buy more PS3 games but I don't have very much money :(

    Just ordered Wipeout HD/Fury so that I have the obligatory split screen racer. I have army of two as well which covers split screen action, so now I only need to buy marvel versus capcom 2 to have the required fighter and I am officially a "Console" "Gamer".

    (I should buy god of war III and also the remakes when I can)

    EDIT: Also, to make this poast more related to thread: Anyone else kind of excited for the new Test Drive unlimited?

    I loved the first one and also the old ones.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So... apparently Final Fantasy 13 comes out this week or something

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't even Final Fantasy anymore.

    Can't tolerate the combat system in JRPGs if they are turn based and it's not on tiny squares like in FF: Tactics.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think this battle system is funk based.

    You take turns based on your level of funk.

    Actually I think it has something to do with battle points, like stronger attacks take more time to execute or something

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Haven't played a standard FF since X.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2010
    so the new alfa concept car looks incredible

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    12 was boring as hell, I rented it and just could not get sucked in like I did with the previous ones

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The back end looks like megatron's face.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2010
    it has reverse gullwing doors that run the length of the vehicle

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Already posted, bongi, and it looks retarded.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There's no way in hell anyone but a baby could fit in those back seats

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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    Already posted, bongi, and it looks retarded.

    i'm not sure if i like the interior

    but as a concept car


    it's pretty goddamn fantastic

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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2010
    i'm not sure if i prefer it or the brera concept

    the brera concept is breathtaking

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    zhen_roguezhen_rogue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    so the new alfa concept car looks incredible

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    Want.
    But lose the half-hearted back seats, change the interior seat color to graphite in lieu of barf periwinkle, and add some windshield wipers.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh good, another opportunity to say how fucking ugly that concept car is.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Where are the cup holders?

    Where are they gonna hold cups?

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    NebulousQNebulousQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think the car looks pretty nice. However those doors seem like a really bad idea.

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    BackstopBackstop Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Went to the car show in Cleveland this weekend. I'm pretty sure that once my Cavalier kicks the bucket I'll be getting a GTI or a Cooper S. Anyone prefer one over the other? The GTI looks like it has loads more room and a familiar console compared to MINI's looks-first deal. But the Cooper is cooler looking.

    Camp Jeep was faked out this year, rather than bringing in dirt and logs they had a girder-mountain that looked like a car carrier and some platforms. It doesn't really show off your approach angle and breakover capacity when every obstacle is prefaced with ramps.

    What the crap is the GMC Granite concept? "We Are Professional Grade" for job sites and such as... so here's a cute little wagon thing for the architect to drive?

    Also, a funny thing about the booth babes. Ford had girls in shortsleeve sweaters, miniskirts, and knee boots. GM's ladies were wearing longsleeved jackets, turtlenecks, and long pants like Math teachers. Toyota and VW had office casual khakis and polo shirts.

    ... Chrysler/Dodge had ultra-high heels and very short one-shoulder slitted cocktail dresses. I never saw so many dudes raptly paying attention to the minivan display. A guy walked by and said "Can any of you guys tell me, what color is the van?"

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Where are the cup holders?

    Where are they gonna hold cups?

    My last car was a 94 Infiniti G20T. Such a great car....with one exception. No cup holders.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I think this battle system is funk based.

    You take turns based on your level of funk.

    Actually I think it has something to do with battle points, like stronger attacks take more time to execute or something

    You have to tear the roof off the bosses

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    L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Where are the cup holders?

    Where are they gonna hold cups?

    My last car was a 94 Infiniti G20T. Such a great car....with one exception. No cup holders.

    So it's the worst car ever, then, huh?

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