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On the results of cleave violation and naming conventions

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    name him birthcertificate

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Loch Ness Monster Volk

    actually, just "Ness Volk" wouldn't be too terrible

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    STEAM ID
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ness is a pretty cool name

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    Bluesky|Cohost
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Abcde

    pronounced

    Ab-sid-ee

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Peter Leopold Joseph Anton Joachim Pius Gotthard von Habsburg

    Sal on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mihvenstuea

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Name him something that'll cause sql tables to crash. That'll be fun.

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BrokeNCYDE

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  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    exploits_of_a_mom.png

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    Hail Satan!
  • Mr. KnowitallMr. Knowitall Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

    Take your pick

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Dinosaur DetectiveDinosaur Detective Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    James K. Volk

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mr. Knowitall wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

    Take your pick

    In a similar, though less diverse vein:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4L2lwQiAkA

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    And hey, when the joyous event occurs, why not go the extra step and make a placenta teddy bear.
    The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited November 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    eww

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    how to make a placenta teddy bear:

    prepare placenta

    craft into teddy bear

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If it is a boy

    name him Sue.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Jayne, you mean.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dinosaur Detective wrote: »
    James K. Volk

    yes, do this

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Placenta Makababy

    MKR on
    one of those newsed letters - a blue sky
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    William Cullen

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Mykon Domme Baroque
    sound it out

    much classier than my straight foreword version.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    And hey, when the joyous event occurs, why not go the extra step and make a placenta teddy bear.
    The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.

    it looks like a sausage.
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    Kantankeris wrote: »
    If it is a boy

    name him Sue.
    Macera wrote: »
    Jayne, you mean.

    you've never listened to Johnny Cash, I take it.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    the child will be born on tuesday

    she will go back to work on wednesday

    Name him Solomon Grundy

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    but he wasn't born on a monday

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    but he wasn't born on a monday

    OK, if he's born on a Monday, he gets named Solomon Grundy.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    deal

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lambeth Volk.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Daneja Wonhunned-thouthant Volk

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Seymore Hugginkiss

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    name it miguel

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I met a fellow at the bar the other day.

    His name is Sterling Cash. No Joke.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hitler

    no last name

    it's like madonna

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    And hey, when the joyous event occurs, why not go the extra step and make a placenta teddy bear.
    The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.

    it looks like a sausage.
    placenta-teddy-bear-300x234.jpg

    Aaawwww it's so cuddly.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dinosaur Detective wrote: »
    James K. Volk
    Napolean of the stump!

    Bedlam on
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