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Surprise it's the [Final Fantasy Thread] FF12 Retrospective

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  • langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I enjoyed FF IX the first time I played it, but I've only been able to finish it once.

    I got stuck on the jump rope game on my second play through and after about a week quit playing in frustration. I think the pattern change after 100 or 200 in a row just throws me off too much. It's been years since I tried though.

    I had to beat the goddamn lightning mini-game in FF X by waiting until nightfall and turning off all of the lights.

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  • AshtonDragonAshtonDragon AKA The Nix Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    langfor6 wrote: »
    I enjoyed FF IX the first time I played it, but I've only been able to finish it once.

    Similar with me. I absolutely loved FF9 but for some reason I've only once had the desire to replay it, and I only got about halfway through the game in that playthrough. I sometimes say that I liked the game more than 7, but I've played and finished 7 a whole bunch of times.

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  • ringswraithringswraith Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Just posting here to say I got my Onion Sword for my Onion Knight (and didn't have to farm the 20 Megalixirs for it either!).

    That, and I beat Inward Chaos.

    You may continue.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kuja is awesome.

    kuja%20evil.jpg

    Nah.

    In fact, seeing as a villain is supposed to be at least somewhat fearful, I'd say that is a giant fucking failure.

    Yeah.

    In fact, his monologues are more interesting than any other villain before him, and his allusions to Roy Batty from Blade Runner make him all the more interesting. He also is never actually killed by your party, as stated earlier. These alone make him an interesting, if not scary villain. You don't have to be a fearful villain to be a villain.

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  • Orochi_RockmanOrochi_Rockman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I very rarely beat Final Fantasy games more than once. I'll start games on them sure, but about halfway to 3/4th of the way through something else usually comes along to distract me and by the time I get back around to playing it again I just end up starting a new game and the cycle continues.

    EDIT: Oh and Kuja. He's the only Final Fantasy villian that I've ever given any consideration toward. While I don't remember everything about the games story, I do remember feeling sorry for him.

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  • BlitzAce1981BlitzAce1981 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We'd be all World of What the hell craft right now and all up ins FF XI if they had only included Triple Triad instead of Tetra Master.

    Fuck, I know I would be.

    Actually, if I remember right, your Tetra Master subscription was separate from the main FFXI subscription. I would still totally be signed up were it Triple Triad.

    If only they would add it to FFXIV... I mean, sure, I've already preordered it, but Triple Triad would just seal the deal.

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  • jeddy leejeddy lee Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We'd be all World of What the hell craft right now and all up ins FF XI if they had only included Triple Triad instead of Tetra Master.

    Fuck, I know I would be.

    Actually, if I remember right, your Tetra Master subscription was separate from the main FFXI subscription. I would still totally be signed up were it Triple Triad.

    If only they would add it to FFXIV... I mean, sure, I've already preordered it, but Triple Triad would just seal the deal.

    ... You've already pre-ordered FFxiv? I didn't even know you could preorder games without release dates.

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  • SigtyrSigtyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah.

    In fact, his monologues are more interesting than any other villain before him, and his allusions to Roy Batty from Blade Runner make him all the more interesting. He also is never actually killed by your party, as stated earlier. These alone make him an interesting, if not scary villain. You don't have to be a fearful villain to be a villain.

    Don't forget genocide.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kuja killing all the stupid-ass rat people made me want to ask the dude to join my party, he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

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  • SigtyrSigtyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kuja killing all the stupid-ass rat people made me want to ask the dude to join my party, he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

    Well, it wasn't clear before.

    But it's pretty obvious now that you're a troll.

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  • AshtonDragonAshtonDragon AKA The Nix Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sigtyr wrote: »
    Kuja killing all the stupid-ass rat people made me want to ask the dude to join my party, he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

    Well, it wasn't clear before.

    But it's pretty obvious now that you're a troll.

    To be fair, Kuja is a pretty cool guy.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sigtyr wrote: »
    Kuja killing all the stupid-ass rat people made me want to ask the dude to join my party, he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

    Well, it wasn't clear before.

    But it's pretty obvious now that you're a troll.

    Really?

    You didn't think the Riverdancing rats were the worst part of that game?

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  • XagarXagar Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If only Kuja wasn't quite so girly before he turns into Trance Kuja and starts owning faces.

    And planets.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We'd be all World of What the hell craft right now and all up ins FF XI if they had only included Triple Triad instead of Tetra Master.

    Fuck, I know I would be.

    Actually, if I remember right, your Tetra Master subscription was separate from the main FFXI subscription. I would still totally be signed up were it Triple Triad.

    Why do people like Triple Triad so much? It's horribly, horribly broken. Get the right cards, and you're more likely to lose a random battle than a game of Triple Triad.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Sigtyr wrote: »
    Kuja killing all the stupid-ass rat people made me want to ask the dude to join my party, he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

    Well, it wasn't clear before.

    But it's pretty obvious now that you're a troll.

    Really?

    You didn't think the Riverdancing rats were the worst part of that game?

    no, every time kuja appeared onscreen was the worst part of the game

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  • PunkBoyPunkBoy Thank you! And thank you again! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Triple Triad music is one of my favorite things in FF VIII.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is Triple Triad

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is Triple Triad

    Kill this man

    It is the awesome card game in FFVIII.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I played FFVIII ten years ago

    The fuck am I going to remember about a card game

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Everything

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  • BlitzAce1981BlitzAce1981 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    jack eddy wrote: »
    We'd be all World of What the hell craft right now and all up ins FF XI if they had only included Triple Triad instead of Tetra Master.

    Fuck, I know I would be.

    Actually, if I remember right, your Tetra Master subscription was separate from the main FFXI subscription. I would still totally be signed up were it Triple Triad.

    If only they would add it to FFXIV... I mean, sure, I've already preordered it, but Triple Triad would just seal the deal.

    ... You've already pre-ordered FFxiv? I didn't even know you could preorder games without release dates.

    Over here in the UK, GAME already have a product code set up for preordering it, even though there's no set date yet. Looking at their site, GT5 and DC Universe Online are also able to be preordered, despite the lack of a release date. Dunno if it's the same for other stores - I'd guess some will allow it, and some won't.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kuja killing all the stupid-ass rat people made me want to ask the dude to join my party, he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

    I'm honestly just going to relegate myself to shaking my head at everything you post until there's something actually worth taking away from them.

    Every time Kuja appeared onscreen, I felt absolute dread. He was a psycho wrapped up in verbose language and Polonius-like monologues.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Kuja killing all the stupid-ass rat people made me want to ask the dude to join my party, he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

    I'm honestly just going to relegate myself to shaking my head at everything you post until there's something actually worth taking away from them.

    Every time Kuja appeared onscreen, I felt absolute dread. He was a psycho wrapped up in verbose language and Polonius-like monologues.

    zephyr, listen

    you need to hear this

    shadow hearts is pregnant, and she says you're the father

    but all this time you've been ignoring her and going out with that final fantasy IX cougar

    shin megami tensei told me this, but don't hate her for it, she's fine with just being friends

    she's just worried about you

    we're all worried about you

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    Kuja killing all the stupid-ass rat people made me want to ask the dude to join my party, he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

    I'm honestly just going to relegate myself to shaking my head at everything you post until there's something actually worth taking away from them.

    Every time Kuja appeared onscreen, I felt absolute dread. He was a psycho wrapped up in verbose language and Polonius-like monologues.

    zephyr, listen

    you need to hear this

    shadow hearts is pregnant, and she says you're the father

    but all this time you've been ignoring her and going out with that final fantasy IX cougar

    shin megami tensei told me this, but don't hate her for it, she's fine with just being friends

    she's just worried about you

    we're all worried about you
    I go through phases

    didn't you know I sleep with all three on random days of the week?

    shadow hearts is my first baby mama

    shin megami tensei my second

    and final fantasy ix is my dirty whore on the side

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    okay, yuks were had, ho ho ho

    that said, if you felt anything approaching dread for kuja then you're either a liar or have a terrible fear of pixelated transvestites

    the only redeemable thing about that shitpile of a villain was his theme track

    i'd almost go so far as to say he's worse than sephiroth, but his villain-y accomplishments just barely balance out his terrible personality, dialogue, mannerisms and history enough to keep him from falling into that abyss

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    okay, yuks were had, ho ho ho

    that said, if you felt anything approaching dread for kuja then you're either a liar or have a terrible fear of pixelated transvestites

    the only redeemable thing about that shitpile of a villain was his theme track

    i'd almost go so far as to say he's worse than sephiroth, but his villain-y accomplishments just barely balance out his terrible personality, dialogue, mannerisms and history enough to keep him from falling into that abyss

    Terrible dialogue and mannerisms? I thought they were awesome. He had a way with words no other villain from that era did. He was also well-translated, which seemed so revolutionary at the time.

    Kuja freaking scares me when he goes Trance and starts flipping out.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    okay, yuks were had, ho ho ho

    that said, if you felt anything approaching dread for kuja then you're either a liar or have a terrible fear of pixelated transvestites

    the only redeemable thing about that shitpile of a villain was his theme track

    i'd almost go so far as to say he's worse than sephiroth, but his villain-y accomplishments just barely balance out his terrible personality, dialogue, mannerisms and history enough to keep him from falling into that abyss

    Terrible dialogue and mannerisms? I thought they were awesome. He had a way with words no other villain from that era did. He was also well-translated, which seemed so revolutionary at the time.

    since vagrant story came out at roughly the same time it is impossible for you to be more wrong

    i mean, this is the kind of wrong that could be packaged in a warhead and used to subjugate nations, your posts are worthy of military subsidies

    okay no seriously, kuja minced

    that is what he did, that is all he did

    his dialogue sounded all hoity-toity but there was absolutely nothing of substance in it, he was throwing a flowery tantrum for his entire duration and he killed the tone every time he opened his mouth

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Could I get some proof that his dialogue had nothing of substance? 'Cuz I could go on a tirade using quotes from the script on GameFAQs, if I have to. I'm not saying he was the best villain of the era, no... that I would give to Patrick or Elaine from Koudelka, or hell, the whole god damn monastery.

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  • DarkDragoonDarkDragoon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I thought Kuja meshed with the theme quite nicely. The game opens and closes with theatrics, and Kuja's treatment of everything as part of a larger stage performance really helps to keep that feeling of the game being a play in and of itself running. Then, near the end, he finally acknowledges that he himself is just a actor in it all, rather than the director that he desperately wants to be.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Exactly. Kuja is the penultimate thespian of the entire story, which in and of itself is meant to mimic Shakespearean tragedy in almost every way. This is why I really enjoyed Kuja because he had the depth and obtuseness to his character and his speech that is very characteristic of a villain in Shakespeare.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kuja is a big baby, it's part of his charm.

    I mean we're all mortal, and we were all put here for a purpose of sorts. Vivi and Zidane learned to accept that; Kuja never could.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Exactly why I brought up Roy Batty from Blade Runner as a great analog; both were 'created', and are searching for their ultimate purpose in life, and in the end accept that no matter how much they kill, they will die inevitably, and death scares them. Just like tears in the rain...

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  • DarkDragoonDarkDragoon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kuja is a big baby, it's part of his charm.

    I mean we're all mortal, and we were all put here for a purpose of sorts. Vivi and Zidane learned to accept that; Kuja never could.

    That and the idea of personal freedom. The whole first half of the game, Kuja is manipulating things from the shadows, as a director giving cues to his actors. Then Garland shows up and exposes him for the actor that he really is, and is infuriated even more knowing that his own"staring" role had been recast to somebody he saw as being beneath him.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kuja is actually a pretty interesting villain if you put some thought into it. He's kind of let down by the game's dialogue. Actually, most of FFIX could use a remix, it has some interesting themes built into it that were either insufficiently or hamhandedly expressed.
    From what I can gather or extrapolate, Kuja spent all of his life being a mere tool for Garland, doing everything he was told to do knowing that at the end, he was just going to be discarded. He hated it, and desperately wanted to be something more, to be the master of his own destiny, to not be doomed to be thrown away when his time was up. In order to do so he plotted to gain power, and hypocritically used the Black Mages his own tools, seeing himself as worth more than them. He hid away his tail because it was a reminder to himself that he was a servant, rather than a master.

    However, when he actually gained enough power to overthrow Garland, he learned that he was still doomed, that no matter how much power he gained, the universe was still eventually going to cast him aside. He was still a mere tool, the same as the ones that he had used and that he had convinced himself that he was superior to. Rather than accept that he was worthless and that the universe would continue without him and eventually completely forget him, he decided to use his newfound power to destroy everything, to make a mark that could never possibly be undone.

    If existance is a play (and I use this metaphor intentionally, the game seems to be attempting to say this as well), Kuja is a character who desperately wants to be an actor, to have some meaning outside of the lines he is reciting, to go on existing after the curtain has fallen. Rather than simply let the play end and be gone forever, he decides to destroy the entire stage.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Exactly why I brought up Roy Batty from Blade Runner as a great analog; both were 'created', and are searching for their ultimate purpose in life, and in the end accept that no matter how much they kill, they will die inevitably, and death scares them. Just like tears in the rain...

    Hahahahaha

    Sound more emo

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Exactly why I brought up Roy Batty from Blade Runner as a great analog; both were 'created', and are searching for their ultimate purpose in life, and in the end accept that no matter how much they kill, they will die inevitably, and death scares them. Just like tears in the rain...

    Hahahahaha

    Sound more emo

    See Blade Runner, fuckstick. It's a god damn quote from Roy Batty.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The localization on VIII and IX are good, if a little dry.

    That was the modus operandi of Square's localization after the boondoggle that was the Sony hack job on FF VII. Get it right, worry about the other stuff if you have time.

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Exactly why I brought up Roy Batty from Blade Runner as a great analog; both were 'created', and are searching for their ultimate purpose in life, and in the end accept that no matter how much they kill, they will die inevitably, and death scares them. Just like tears in the rain...

    Hahahahaha

    Sound more emo

    Sound like you know less about one of the greatest film monologues ever.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    *Applause*

    FF9 is my favorite for a reason. Well told, Jothki et al. :)

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  • DarkDragoonDarkDragoon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I always kind of liked IX's localization, though I'd love to see A.O. Smith have a whack at it (as long as he keeps them ogglops).

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