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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man I just downed three beers and four shots of Smirnoff and I'm not drunk at all I'm getting too good at this shit :(

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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Give me your keys.

    You aren't going anywhere

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    Man I just downed three beers and four shots of Smirnoff and I'm not drunk at all I'm getting too good at this shit :(

    Yeah I have the same problem

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Drinkin a white russian now

    Not wearin pants

    Feelin chill

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    Man I just downed three beers and four shots of Smirnoff and I'm not drunk at all I'm getting too good at this shit :(

    Yeah I have the same problem

    haha, yea... I am having that problem more lately.

    ...and then I realize that might mean I'm an alcoholic, and then get depressed about it and have a drink.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    Man I just downed three beers and four shots of Smirnoff and I'm not drunk at all I'm getting too good at this shit :(

    Yeah I have the same problem

    haha, yea... I am having that problem more lately.

    ...and then I realize that might mean I'm an alcoholic, and then get depressed about it and have a drink.

    It's a terrible cycle

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am drinking a rum and coke right now

    It is pretty good

    after this second one I'll stop, though, I'm already feeling pretty tipsy

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Drinkin a white russian now

    Not wearin pants

    Feelin chill

    The Dude embodiment.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I am drinking a rum and coke right now

    It is pretty good

    after this second one I'll stop, though, I'm already feeling pretty tipsy

    Drink more.




    God I'm such a terrible person

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh man I would totally make a white russian right now

    but the rum and coke just hit me hard and I haven't even finished it

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    why ain't this in the OP

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The FDA wants to ban alcoholic beverages containing caffeine! Time to horde sparks.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i wasn't really sold on the concept of brain meds until i got prescribed one that completely turned around my depression within a week

    feels good, man

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okami wrote: »
    I am at my fav bar right now and there are some pretty good musicians playing right now, but they are pissing me off.

    In between songs they are basically demanding tips.

    I am pretty sure they just said they can always take an hour and a half break when no one responded to their tip demands.

    That a pretty douchebaggy thing to do

    I wouldn't give them shit, being talented doesn't make up for being an asshole

    Yea, that was my thoughts exactly.

    I will tip you of my own volition because I enjoyed your music, not because you threatened to stop playing.

    Every time I read your sig, I think Baconicity.

    And I think that might be what Paradise looks like.

    Baconicity is the level you reach just before reaching Nirvana.

    If I play my cards right, i will be reincarnated into a strip of bacon.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mori you weren't drinking fast enough

    if you just down 3 or 4 in a row you won't feel that tipsy until after the fourth one!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    natek wrote: »
    mori you weren't drinking fast enough

    if you just down 3 or 4 in a row you won't feel that tipsy until after the fourth one!

    Oh man nnnnnnnooooooooo

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I was seeing a show downtown and I had a Jack and coke that was almost completely Jack, then I switched to beers

    Now I have a headache

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh god I am feeling so drunk right now

    I don't think a White Russian is neccesary

    maybe sunday night

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mori, just to clarify, you had 2 rum and cokes, right?

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i want a white russian. can't have alcohol in the house though because of my stepdad's (non-alcohol related, they're just punishing him even more) probation.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mori, just to clarify, you had 2 rum and cokes, right?

    Yeah

    and to be specific, I hardly ever drink, and when I do it's something like one alcopop so my tolerance is super fucking low

    this last rum and coke was fairly heavy on the rum, though, but yeah, I am a helluva lightweight

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Homeless wrote: »
    i want a white russian. can't have alcohol in the house though because of my stepdad's (non-alcohol related, they're just punishing him even more) probation.

    Hey, atleast you're not homless


    Heheh

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am drinking. Right now.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am the drunkest I've ever been, I think

    which I guess might be sad

    if you think drinking a lot is hella cool, or something

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mori, just to clarify, you had 2 rum and cokes, right?

    Yeah

    and to be specific, I hardly ever drink, and when I do it's something like one alcopop so my tolerance is super fucking low

    this last rum and coke was fairly heavy on the rum, though, but yeah, I am a helluva lightweight

    How much do you weigh approximately, I'm just curious.

    I can drink like 6 rum and cokes before I get a good buzz, lately. I'm about 230.

    I'm probably also have a nuclear reactor for a liver.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mori, just to clarify, you had 2 rum and cokes, right?

    Yeah

    and to be specific, I hardly ever drink, and when I do it's something like one alcopop so my tolerance is super fucking low

    this last rum and coke was fairly heavy on the rum, though, but yeah, I am a helluva lightweight

    How much do you weigh approximately, I'm just curious.

    I can drink like 6 rum and cokes before I get a good buzz, lately. I'm about 230.

    I'm probably also have a nuclear reactor for a liver.

    currently about 133 pounds

    so, yeah

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I am the drunkest I've ever been, I think

    which I guess might be sad

    if you think drinking a lot is hella cool, or something

    I mean, everyone has to have a "drunkest they've ever been"

    Ain't no thang

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There are 2 instances I can think of where I was the drunkest I have ever been.

    The first time, I lost count of how much I drank... but it was a LOT, and it was drafts mixed with a lot of shots.

    The second time, I was actually in the SE WOW vent, the day one of my coworker friends committed suicide earlier this year, and I drank a liter of scotch to myself that night. A LITER.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah it doesn't take much to get me drunk

    take note, people who want to take advantage of me

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I hope this doesn't turn into another rape thread.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mori how much alcohol was in each rum and coke?

    measured or just poured in?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Just poured in

    I would estimate the first was like 90% coke and 10% rum

    the second was like 75% coke and 25% rum

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Round two guys what should I drink

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    awwww

    that is sad, mori

    :(

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Not really

    I mean

    at least I'm not blowing tons of money on alcohol

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is in those I don't think I have everything

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think my strategy is confirmed again

    when all the bartenders are male

    order from the cutest one

    he always mixes the drinks more generously

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    no tomato juice can I still drink the rest of it

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I would like to try a bloody mary sometime

    we're almost out of vodka

    I will have to buy some more in the future!

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