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Secret Satans Regifting Thread, Featuring Bogey! (Exoneration on p.79)

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
It's here! It's queer! Wait, no it isn't!
But shut up and sign up to send people shit!


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(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully. <3!)

This is where you do the sign-ups.
There will be another thread later where people can talk about what to get, or what not to get, or go off-topic so delightfully as we tend to do.


Rules:

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.

2. International people are allowed. If you have some super big problem with it, let me know in your sign up email, but I cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans.

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Tube is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 15, 2010.


5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.


How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.

THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:

Your Name
Your full Address (including country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally (Yes its OK / No, I'd rather not )
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT





IF YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS THE SUBJECT, I WILL THROW IT AWAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU I HAVE DONE SO. IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR ON THIS SIGN-UP LIST, ASSUME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SOMEWHERE.

Signups in this thread WILL NOT BE COUNTED AND YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY MOCKED.
Or ignored. Perhaps both.



THE SIGN UP DEADLINE IS 12:01 AM, PST, NOVEMBER 6TH. THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES.


Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!



Sign-Up List:

Robert Khoo
Gabe
Tycho
Neville
State of the art Robot
a duck!
That Dave Fella
Sars_Boy
Snowbeat
Usagi
Veretas
Koshian
Vann Diras
robothero
cheshire
Zot
. (aka Plut)
Langly
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Orestes
mully
bombardier
Butler
Theidar
Smart Hero
CorpseRT
DrZiplock
Perrsun
Fiz
12gauge
Tommy2Hands
Blaket
BYToady
CrackedLens
Cogliostro
GOATMON
Centipede Damascus
Lostwords
The Far Side
JohnHam
Bedlam
Monkeyfeet
Rolo
Stale
NotACrook
Blankspace
Orikaeshigitae
Bad-Beat
Bucketman
Slacker71
Iloveslimes
The Geek
Kusuguttai
Favlaud
Staleghoti
Trillian
VisionOfClarity
Mysst
Callius
Quethal
Killjoy
Lost Salient
Skull Man
Sal
Bendery
JC of DI
#pipe
Lardalish
DrIanMalcolm
Qorzm
Green
Zoel
ZeroFill
Caulk Bite
The Lovely Bastard
Worthless Lurker
WORLD AS MYTH (In all caps for your pleasure)
Nogs
Burning Organ
Balefuego
Beavotron
Tossrock
Munkus Beaver
Vivixenne
Jyardana
MetroidZoid
Grath
doodmann
Tastypastry
Richard M. Nixon
Hacksaw
IpseDixit
SporkAndrew
bongi
Szechuanosaurus
Platypus Beirut
nuzak
Hunter (who apparently has some special request for naked Callius???)
GRMike
Rankenphile
Captain Cthulhu
Xaquin
Fletcher
Kazhiim
McCly
BusterK
sarukun
DARKPRIMUS
Butters
Highfire
QuestionMarkMan
fightinfilipino
DeathPrawn
Kantankeris
bacardi
Ten
Morgenstern
Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens
Weaver
SeñorAmor
LuvCherie (Geek's wife!)
Zonugal
Futility
laughingfuzzball
The Otaku Suppository
FortyTwo
AMP'd 's infallible alias
Bogey
mulysasempronius
Daimajin
eric.
gurusloth
B.C.
Okami
Devlin_Dragonus
babyeatingjesus
britinichu
RabidDeathMoose
Odin
Houk (sending only; such a nice guy!)



Matched up List (Will show who sent to whom with links... ):
  • 12gauge -> Balefuego -> CrackedLens
  • a duck -> Bogey -> I’d Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
  • Barcardi -? #pipe -> IpseDixit
  • beavotron -> Robert Khoo -> Mully
  • bombardier -> Bad-beat
  • Burning Organ -> Vivixenne
  • BusterK -> The Geek
  • Butler -> Grath
  • Captain Cthulhu -> The Otaku Suppository
  • Caulk Bite -> VisionOfClarity -> Fletcher
  • DrZiplock -> B.C.
  • Fiz -> Trillian
  • FortyTwo -> DrIanMalcolm -> Nuzak
  • Gabe -> Snowbeat
  • GRMike -> Perrsun
  • Guruslot -> Sars_Boy
  • Lost Salient -> Zerofill -> Veretas -> JohnHam -> Szechuanosaurus -> bongi -> RabidDeathMoose -> .
  • McCly -> Hunter -> Blaket -> Callius
  • Morgenstern -> Theidar -> Bucketman -> SporkAndrew ->Doodmann
  • Munkus Beaver -> Worthless Lurker
  • Odin -> WaM -> devlin_dragonus
  • Orikaeshigitae -> Kantankeris -> Neville
  • QuestionMarkMan -> Nogs
  • Richard M Nixon -> lostwords -> Daimajin -> Robothero
  • Sarukun -> Cold Salmon and Hatred
  • Smart Hero -> Bendery
  • Stale -> Hacksaw -> Goatmon -> Metroidzoid -> State of the art Robot -> tastypastry
  • Ten -> CorpseRT
  • That Lovely Bastard -> Futility -> Monkeyfeet
  • Tycho -> Okami
  • Weaver -> Qorzm -> Lardalish -> JC of DI -> BusterK
  • Xaquin -> Skull Man
  • Zoel -> Koshian

Also these mystery people:
  • ??? -> Butters
  • ??? -> Cogliostro -> Green -> Tossrock -> Tommy2Hands
  • ??? -> DarkPrimus
  • ??? -> Langly -> Kazhlim -> Usagi
  • ??? -> Mysst -> Platypus Belrut
  • ??? -> NotACrook
  • ??? -> Sal -> Slacker71
  • ??? -> Vann Diras

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Neville is lazy so I'm posting Fiz's list
    Fiz wrote: »
    Who is Dean Mason?
    • #pipe -> IpseDixit
    • Blaket -> Callius
    • Bucketman -> SporkAndrew ->Doodmann
    • Burning Organ -> Vivixenne
    • Fiz -> Trillian
    • FortyTwo -> DrIanMalcolm
    • Guruslot -> Sars_Boy
    • Langly -> Kazhlim
    • Odin -> WaM
    • Orikaeshigitae -> Kantankeris
    • RabidDeathMoose -> .
    • Richard M Nixon -> lostwords
    • Stale -> Hacksaw
    • State of the art Robot -> tastypastry
    • Szechuanosaurus -> bongi
    • Ten -> CorpseRT

    Also these mystery people:
    • ??? -> Mysst
    • ??? -> Vann Diras

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah, im not sending mine until after thanksgiving

    live wit it guy

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah, im not sending mine until after thanksgiving

    live wit it guy

    You a busta.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i said

    dealz wit it

    GUY

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i said

    dealz wit it

    GUY

    C'MERE YOU PUNK!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    nah

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    nah

    JOEY NUMBERS AND TWO-TIME TIMMY ARE GONNA BUST YA UP GOOD!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    whateva

    Too Tall Tom and Lazy Eye Larry got my back

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man Goodfellas is such a fantastic movie.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mine has been sent and someone needs to get it soon :(

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah, im not sending mine until after thanksgiving

    live wit it guy

    I'm shooting for next week as a send-date. I'm a busta too, maybe, but them's the breaks.

    Plus which would you rather have, an awesome present or a "Shit, I have to send something now! Have this dirty sock!" present?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    just in my mind there is THE CHRISTMAS SEASON

    and that season dont start until december 1st

    at the earliest

    and i aint doin' nothing christmas related before that

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    edited November 2009
    the scanner at work has gone AWOL so that crimps plans somewhat

    i can still get the other half of my ideas, i just have to be more creative which kind of is too bad for my satanee because i am bad at creative

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm hoping to buy and ship my Satan's stuff this Saturday. We shall see.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    finals is over this week so I will actually have time to go to a store and buy things, probably mail it out thanksgivingish

    with the end postal service it's going to, though, who knows if it's even going to make it

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    HEY EVERYONE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

    go ahead and click that amazon link in my sig and buy me something nice

    I deserve it.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    no you don't

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have collected all my stuff and just need to get it in a box and to some sort of delivery place.

    Anyone have a suggestion for overseas deliveries? Fed Ex, UPS, DHL, a swallow?

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    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I have collected all my stuff and just need to get it in a box and to some sort of delivery place.

    Anyone have a suggestion for overseas deliveries? Fed Ex, UPS, DHL, a swallow?

    UPS has terrible brokerage fees (though I'm not sure about how it works with gifts).

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i said

    dealz wit it

    GUY

    this is also my philosophy

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My Secret Satanee isn't getting his shit till after Thanksgiving. You fuckers are hella impatient.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    nixon I have read your webcrumblic and you are anything but un-im-creative

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    edited November 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    nixon I have read your webcrumblic and you are anything but un-im-creative

    thank you, langly

    i just had a very creatively dry weekend and spent all day yesterday sneezing so i am in a crummy place for ideas right now

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Christmas ain't till December. Good things come to those who wait.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah, but presents are awesome.

    Just because it arrives early doesn't mean it can't be wrapped and put under the tree until Christmas.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Moar like get Kraken, rite?


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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    too soon Geek

    too soon

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, I don't care how early my present arrives. As soon as it gets here I'm unwrapping it and eating it.


    Whatever it is.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, I don't care how early my present arrives. As soon as it gets here I'm unwrapping it and eating it.


    Whatever it is.

    I sent you a kitten D:

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nooooooooooo

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I sent the first part of my gift on Friday so it should get there sometime in the next 0-7 business days if Australia Post's delivery estimates are correct. I'm excited to see photos, so my satanee better take some!

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    edited November 2009
    candy acquired

    now to not eat it all before i can send it.

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    eric.eric. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    hmm, it appears my satan requested that I talk about what I'd like to get for X-mas.

    What I'd like satan:
    *** You to make a donation to a worthwhile charity! That would be great. As long as you mail the receipt or something, it'd make a great gift!
    *** Something creative! I can't get enough of crazy art crap, so if you're feeling like making something for a stranger, I'd love to see! any form of art, painting, craft, whatever! go nuts, i don't care!

    buuut If you're feeling generous:
    **** one of the bargain bin T-shirts from Threadless ought to suffice. Any sort of wacky pattern you think is cool I'm sure I'd love (I'm size L).
    **** An Akai MPC 1000 drum machine (hah!)
    **** The Rosy Crucifixion series by Henry Miller
    **** This shirt.

    Thank you!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I have collected all my stuff and just need to get it in a box and to some sort of delivery place.

    Anyone have a suggestion for overseas deliveries? Fed Ex, UPS, DHL, a swallow?

    this is late, but the answer is USPS.

    They take longer, but have much better rates.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My first package should show up either tomorrow or Thursday. I hope they enjoy the fuck out of it

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have everything I need to send.

    Just gotta get a box, but the first part of my gift should be arriving thursday or friday.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am having troubles buying actually

    my satanee and I don't seem to share many interests :|

    #pipe on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well what are they interested in pipe?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    got my shit purchased

    part arrived today, the part I gotta put some time into to finish

    rest should arrive shortly

    should have it mailed out in next week or two-ish

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have offically decided on what to buy my satan, and will be making the purchase probably early next week.

    I've had so much work at the office lately, uggzilla.

    Anyone wanna teach me how MODBUS works?

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