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Secret Satans Regifting Thread, Featuring Bogey! (Exoneration on p.79)

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    fuck man if I got sent a box of olive oil and cracked pepper triscuits I'd probably be estatic

    just sit down where I opened the box and start eating

    and aero bars are amazing. They sold them in the US for roughly 30 seconds around '95

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    fuck man if I got sent a box of olive oil and cracked pepper triscuits I'd probably be estatic

    just sit down where I opened the box and start eating

    and aero bars are amazing. They sold them in the US for roughly 30 seconds around '95

    They still do, at the mall here there's a candy shop that sells them

    The mint ones are so good

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Green wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    fuck man if I got sent a box of olive oil and cracked pepper triscuits I'd probably be estatic

    just sit down where I opened the box and start eating

    and aero bars are amazing. They sold them in the US for roughly 30 seconds around '95

    They still do, at the mall here there's a candy shop that sells them

    The mint ones are so good

    oh yeah specialty shops have them but I'm talking like 7-11/grocery store inventory

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    guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    GURUSLOTH MORE LIKE GURUBOSS

    thank you so much dude! i'll post pics later.

    where dem pics at, son?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Deadbeat Satans are the worst.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Deadbeat Satans are the worst.

    The only good thing to come of a Deadbeat Satan is that we don't have to worry about them being a Deadbeat Satan again.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Deadbeat Satans are the worst.

    The only good thing to come of a Deadbeat Satan is that we don't have to worry about them being a Deadbeat Satan again.

    This is true. I wish we could blast them off to space.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Deadbeat Satans are the worst.

    The only good thing to come of a Deadbeat Satan is that we don't have to worry about them being a Deadbeat Satan again.

    This is true. I wish we could blast them off to space.

    The last thing humanity needs is for First Contact to be made by Ketchum_Ash.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Deadbeat Satans are the worst.

    The only good thing to come of a Deadbeat Satan is that we don't have to worry about them being a Deadbeat Satan again.

    This is true. I wish we could blast them off to space.

    The last thing humanity needs is for First Contact to be made by Ketchum_Ash.

    (the course is set for the sun)

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    on what grounds are we calling people deadbeat right now

    it is not even december yet

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    on what grounds are we calling people deadbeat right now

    it is not even december yet

    We uh didn't call anyone a deadbeat satan.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't think Robot was calling anyone in particular deadbeats. He was just making a general statement.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    on what grounds are we calling people deadbeat right now

    it is not even december yet

    We uh didn't call anyone a deadbeat satan.

    you
    i name YOU!

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    neville wrote: »
    on what grounds are we calling people deadbeat right now

    it is not even december yet

    We uh didn't call anyone a deadbeat satan.

    you
    i name YOU!

    But my stuff was the first to arrive. Your argument is flawed!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    neville wrote: »
    on what grounds are we calling people deadbeat right now

    it is not even december yet

    We uh didn't call anyone a deadbeat satan.

    you
    i name YOU!

    But my stuff was the first to arrive. Your argument is flawed!

    WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?


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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    who the fuck buys aero bars that aren't peppermint aero bars?

    idiots

    #pipe on
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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    who the fuck buys aero bars that aren't peppermint aero bars?

    idiots

    I bet those blue candies in the back of the photo taste like peppermint!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    FUCK

    if I'd have signed up for this could have had some fucking aero bars!?

    FUUUUCK

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    edited November 2009
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it's true they do

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    FUCK

    if I'd have signed up for this could have had some fucking aero bars!?

    FUUUUCK

    yep!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    neville that should have been in the OP

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Common knowledge.
    Also: aero bars may be covered in semen.

    Caveat emptor.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    godamnit everything neville is involved with gets covered in semen!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    who the fuck buys aero bars that aren't peppermint aero bars?

    idiots

    normal chocolate aero bars own too, get out

    sure they do

    just nowhere even close to as much

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    edited November 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    so the second package arrived from richard m. nixon!

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    hmmm, a box of triscuits? delicious, but a little unexpected.

    however, what lay inside held something far more delicious:

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    shit yes aero bars and smarties. aero bars are basically my favorite chocolates, but i can never find any place that sells them here! hurray!

    unfortunately, i've had them for about 4 days and am down to 2 bars left out of 12 :(

    haha wooo

    I would have sent peppermint ones, too, but I couldn't find any. I'm glad it got there/that you like it :D

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wooo finally putting together Part 1 of my Satan's present

    Once I get paid next week, Part 2!

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bought my stuff today, shipping it tomorrow.

    I took some stuff off the guys wishlist, then got some stuff inspired by his wishlist.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Is it me? Did you clone your willie?

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i have all my stuff ready to ship out, but i gotta wait til friday to get paid some cash money so i can actually ship it.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Is it me? Did you clone your willie?

    actually I'm sending you the kit so you can clone yours and send it back

    I'm giving you the gift of giving

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Is it me? Did you clone your willie?

    actually I'm sending you the kit so you can clone yours and send it back

    I'm giving you the gift of giving

    As long as you don't mind it being used.

    Because I will be damned if I am going to pass up the chance to go fuck myself

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh my goodness I just shipped my present package before work today! I am so excited for my Satanee to get this stuff. Hopefully they will think it's all really funny/cool, as opposed to hating it and coming to beat me up.

    Also I sent Orik a postcard, but I am less concerned about the prospect of him hating that, because everyone likes postcards.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Postcards are amazing. Here is one I got over the summer

    "Dear James how are you I am good Florence is really cool I am drinking a lot of wine this postcard is of buildings in Florence where I am and there are a lot of buildings see you when I am back"

    I have this sitting on my desk. I can never throw it away

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have never heard of aero bars

    what is their distinguishing characteristic?

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    I have never heard of aero bars

    what is their distinguishing characteristic?

    Bubbles!

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That's a pretty awesome postcard. It is almost certainly what I would write if I were in Florence, and also what Ernest Hemingway did write when he was in Florence.

    (I don't actually know if or when Hemingway was in Florence but I'm right about everything else.)

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ten wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    I have never heard of aero bars

    what is their distinguishing characteristic?

    Bubbles!

    Or air if you will.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I mailed out my gift on Friday so my Secret Satan should get it who knows when because international shipping is like voodoo.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bought the secret satans. now i just need to find a dang box to put the stuff in. also trying to resist the urge to open up one of the gifts and mess around with it. harumph.

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