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Secret Satans Regifting Thread, Featuring Bogey! (Exoneration on p.79)

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Check and Mate... literally

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It really reminds me of Lord of the Rings for some reason.

    Like, a reason other than being a nerd.

    maybe I'll write down my grocery lists in elvish

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    it's a journal! I'm going to use it to record all my innermost perversions

    also grocery lists

    It's not like those two things are mutually exclusive.

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    more like

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    One does not simply write into...

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh my god but those are so tasty, Geek.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    According to the delivery slip I've got a package waiting for me at the Post Office depot that's only open 8:30 - 12:30 on Saturdays. So if my Satan sent me something then it's here, just tangled up in bureaucracy at the moment.

    And plut, that Mandolin slicer looks awesome but dangerous. Don't lose any fingers!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    According to the delivery slip I've got a package waiting for me at the Post Office depot that's only open 8:30 - 12:30 on Saturdays. So if my Satan sent me something then it's here, just tangled up in bureaucracy at the moment.

    And plut, that Mandolin slicer looks awesome but dangerous. Don't lose any fingers!

    wait your post office is only open on saturdays? ours is like closed on weekends

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh geez

    im drinking NOS energy drink

    i swear i dont know how this happened

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    wait your post office is only open on saturdays? ours is like closed on weekends

    The only time I can get at it is that time on Saturday. It's open at the very helpful times of 9.00 - 4.00 during the week when I'm at work an hour away.

    Oh the suspense!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Oh my god but those are so tasty, Geek.

    Just imagine how they taste after.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i did some pretty heavy browsing around a favorite store for my satanee's gifts last night

    he gonna get some cool shit

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    edited November 2009
    scanner is here and very functional so santee gets the first couple of prints that i have ever made of my arts

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    My Satan might be getting 10k tickets from Dave n Busters... Unless I spend them on something rad.

    This would be awesome. I'd cash in all of the tickets for those 3 ticket erasers and then make all kinds of mistakes

    I don't think there's a Dave n Busters around for hours upon hours but the commercials for it make me curious ... what kind of things can you redeem for tickets there? The same old mall-arcade shit?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pretty much yeah

    higher tickets get video games and what not

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    edited November 2009
    going to mail mine out today because it's going to [redacted]

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    going to mail mine out today because it's going to [redacted]

    Oh great, I live in [place removed] so it's like right next door.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i did some pretty heavy browsing around a favorite store for my satanee's gifts last night

    he gonna get some cool shit

    I did some heavy petting unrelated to my satanee last night.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So who gave presents to Vann Diras and WaM?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    it's a journal! I'm going to use it to record all my innermost perversions

    also grocery lists

    It's not like those two things are mutually exclusive.

    I like Artemis to put bacon bits in her hair so it rains down on me when we bang.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    And plut, that Mandolin slicer looks awesome but dangerous. Don't lose any fingers!
    I used it to cut onions, zucchini, carrots, and sweet potatoes last night without a scratch. I didn't even use the hand guard. Shh sha!

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    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    . wrote: »
    And plut, that Mandolin slicer looks awesome but dangerous. Don't lose any fingers!
    I used it to cut onions, zucchini, carrots, and sweet potatoes last night without a scratch. I didn't even use the hand guard. Shh sha!

    Use the hand guard, seriously.

    I sliced off a bit of my finger a short while ago because I didn't use it when I was slicing a cucumber.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I know I should, but it feels awkward, as if my hand is going to slip off of it at any minute. I guess I'll have to get used to it again. I'd had a mandolin for years until it finally fell apart and used the guard with that one.

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    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My gift arrived. It's a Hirst Arts mold and it's totally bitchin' rad!

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There are too many shows where a person cuts open their finger on one of those for me to ever feel completely comfortable using a mandolin. I added this one to my wishlist because it seems slightly safer (but way bigger)

    Callius - Who sent it?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, there was no name on it.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Take that right back off, Fiz. Those things suck. The ones I have used make you cut down the vegetables/fruits/cheese to fit under the holder. If you have to cut it down anyway, you might has well finish cutting it by hand.
    Get a nice mandolin. Practice with it. Use the guard and go slow. You'll begin to love it, I promise.

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    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can't risk my hands. I am a hand model.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    I can't risk my hands. I am a hand model.

    Do you get a lot of hand jobs?

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is up with people still not identifying who they are when sending a gift

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sorry callius that was from me! It is also hopefully part one of your gift once I find a decent box to fit it all in.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well now I look like a jerk

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A bit, because it isn't quite worth the postage to buy something send it here then post it back to America with a nice little note!

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I just assume it is physically sent by the purchaser. Damn this digital age

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I will plaster my PA name all over the package when I send it.

    Good thing my name isn't "IamaBomb" or some shit.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i havent even started looking for my satanstuff yet
    i am clueless

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I will plaster my PA name all over the package when I send it.

    Good thing my name isn't "IamaBomb" or some shit.

    "SuspiciousPackage"

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I will plaster my PA name all over the package when I send it.

    Good thing my name isn't "IamaBomb" or some shit.

    "SuspiciousPackage"

    "C/O Al Qaida"

    #pipe on
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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gifts have been ordered

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    I have begun work in earnest on the first part of the gift

    the second part is being shipped to me

    the third and final part is an easy thing

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wooo getting paid tomorrow

    If I have any left over after car insurance I'll start shopping for the "new" parts of my Satan's gift, going to start putting together the other half of it when I get home

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