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Secret Satans Regifting Thread, Featuring Bogey! (Exoneration on p.79)

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hey I'm getting paid too. And getting a good chunk of change for house sitting. So I can get my Satan's game on their wishlist, and the stuff I need to make arts (and I'll have plenty of time because this lady I'm sitting for has no cable and such), aaaaand Oregon food-goodies at work.

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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think I'm gonna just do a bunch of artsy craft stuff for everybody this christmas

    which means I'm gonna be crazy busy when I'm not at work

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fuck you satanee

    You're getting poop in a box and you'll love it

    Actually seriously though make a list or something or I'm gonna give you whatever and if you don't like it oh well

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Sorry callius that was from me! It is also hopefully part one of your gift once I find a decent box to fit it all in.
    There's more? You're the best!

    That mold is going to be way handy for making new terrain pieces.

    Callius on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Sorry callius that was from me! It is also hopefully part one of your gift once I find a decent box to fit it all in.
    There's more? You're the best!

    That mold is going to be way handy for making new terrain pieces.

    Yeah Rank said you have been talking about that stuff for ages.

    Credit goes to him though as I don't know jack about Dungeons & Dragons and he said that you were after this.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited November 2009
    So I assume that I received my Secret Satan today

    It was a copy of Twilight

    I actually wanted to read this already but couldn't get over the shame of going out to buy it

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Maybe it was from the real Satan.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Maybe it was from the real Satan.
    Bongi, tell us if a mysterious woman starts to follow you around. Otherwise this will lead to you having sex in a burning castle and a fade to white instead of a proper ending.

    Platy on
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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Maybe it was from the real Satan.
    Bongi, tell us if a mysterious woman starts to follow you around. Otherwise this will lead to you having sex in a burning castle and a fade to white instead of a proper ending.

    Wasn't that in Lady Frankenstein?

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Maybe it was from the real Satan.
    Bongi, tell us if a mysterious woman starts to follow you around. Otherwise this will lead to you having sex in a burning castle and a fade to white instead of a proper ending.

    Wasn't that in Lady Frankenstein?
    It's from "The Ninth Gate". It's a neat film with some shortcomings.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTSiDJPHRwo

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Alright, SOME one needs to get a package soon.

    I'm starting to get worried here.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    So I assume that I received my Secret Satan today

    It was a copy of Twilight

    I actually wanted to read this already but couldn't get over the shame of going out to buy it

    Oh, well...that sort of backfired.

    The real gift was that it's second hand so there's a 50/50 chance of it either a) being soaked with the tears of a 15 year old girl or b) being soaked with the semen of a 45 year old virgin.

    Which is win/win really.

    Anyway, nobody can say I don't make good on my promises.

    Szechuanosaurus on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So we're at this point I think:
    • Szechuanosaurus -> bongi
    • State of the art Robot -> tastypastry
    • Langly -> Kazhlim
    • Fiz -> Trillian
    • RabidDeathMoose -> .
    • Blaket -> Callius
    Also these two mystery people:
    • ??? -> Vann Diras
    • ??? -> WaM

    Fiz on
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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Maybe it was from the real Satan.
    Bongi, tell us if a mysterious woman starts to follow you around. Otherwise this will lead to you having sex in a burning castle and a fade to white instead of a proper ending.

    Wasn't that in Lady Frankenstein?
    It's from "The Ninth Gate". It's a neat film with some shortcomings.

    Oh yeaaaah. I remember that.
    There is a similar scene in Lady Frankenstein.
    She and her creation are humping away as the castle burns down around them.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    So we're at this point I think:
    • Szechuanosaurus -> bongi
    • State of the art Robot -> tastypastry
    • Langly -> Kazhlim
    • Fiz -> Trillian
    • RabidDeathMoose -> .
    • Blaket -> Callius
    Also these two mystery people:
    • ??? -> Vann Diras
    • ??? -> WaM


    man you guys are fast, its not even december yet

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If it helps, the first part of my gift is still in Palm Springs for a couple more weeks. Trillian is having to make due with an inbox full of boners

    Fiz on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited November 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    So I assume that I received my Secret Satan today

    It was a copy of Twilight

    I actually wanted to read this already but couldn't get over the shame of going out to buy it

    Oh, well...that sort of backfired.

    The real gift was that it's second hand so there's a 50/50 chance of it either a) being soaked with the tears of a 15 year old girl or b) being soaked with the semen of a 45 year old virgin.

    Which is win/win really.

    Anyway, nobody can say I don't make good on my promises.

    Psh, you expect me to read these threads?
    Preposterous

    Seriously though I will read it

    bongi on
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Maybe it was from the real Satan.
    Bongi, tell us if a mysterious woman starts to follow you around. Otherwise this will lead to you having sex in a burning castle and a fade to white instead of a proper ending.

    Wasn't that in Lady Frankenstein?
    It's from "The Ninth Gate". It's a neat film with some shortcomings.

    Oh yeaaaah. I remember that.
    There is a similar scene in Lady Frankenstein.
    She and her creation are humping away as the castle burns down around them.
    It doesn't surprise me at all that this film was made in Italy.

    Platy on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    shoe where are you

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dear Satanee,
    I am buying your gifts tonight but since you live on the other side of the world you probably won't see them until next month. Sorry.
    <3

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh hey I'll copy-paste this form the last thread

    oooooo got some stuff in the mail yesterday

    maybe pictures later but I received some sweet book action

    Astonish Yourself: 101 Experiments in the Philosophy of Everyday Life by Roger-Pol Droit
    Causing a Scene: Extraordinary Pranks in Ordinary Places with Improv Everywhere by Charlie Todd
    Whistles Volume One: The Starlight Calliope by Andrew Hussie
    Shadow & Claw: The First Half of 'The Book of the New Sun' by Gene Wolfe

    it was sent from amazon and the only notes seemed to be "happy happy joy joy" so thanks to whoever sent this!

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Part 1 of Satanee gift purchased.


    And just so you know, pal, I've done more shopping for you now than my family and loved ones.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dear Satanee,
    I decided to be awesome and spring for the priority shipping. This means you should get your gifts December 3, 2009 - December 11, 2009 instead of January 14. Now I just hope you like them. I think they're pretty awesome.
    Love,
    Voc

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dear Satan,

    I will post some info soon. I have been getting my ass kicked at work the last two weeks then I drove 6 hours to my folks house.
    Fortunately I have obtained some LBC Milk Stout so things are looking up. If you can somehow get me more of this stuff when I am back in Buffalo you are awesome.

    Theidar

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    another satan gift - a badass tinymeat wallet

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    this time the packing slip had a username on it that leads me to believe that my satan is ODIN

    dude these seriously rule, thank you so much

    gonna go unpack my old worn out wallet and fill this one up

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That is a pretty sick wallet

    George Fornby Grill on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    oh fuck i love tinymeat wallets

    got one for my friend that just said 'tightwad' on it

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    God I need a new wallet so bad and that one in particular is the shit.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'll probably pick something up for my satan in Chicago next week

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    So we're at this point I think:
    • Szechuanosaurus -> bongi
    • State of the art Robot -> tastypastry
    • Langly -> Kazhlim
    • Fiz -> Trillian
    • RabidDeathMoose -> .
    • Blaket -> Callius
    Also these two mystery people:
    • ??? -> Vann Diras
    • ??? -> WaM

    PM that to me so I add it later?
    And yes WaM, Odin has you.

    And damn you Rank, why's he get love? What am I not doing?
    >.<

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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh my god neville I just clicked your cake link and that site is so adorable holy shit

    Okami on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okami wrote: »
    oh my god neville I just clicked your cake link and that site is so adorable holy shit

    WaM and Beavotron deserve 100% of the credit. They did it all!
    I'm just the grunt who bakes. But thanks :D

    neville on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I should never have clicked that link, now I want cheesecake :(

    M.D. on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man peoples already getting gifts in the mail? Way to make me feel like a slow-ass joke.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I got to the Post Office depot finally!

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    A mysterious box..

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    That contains the "6th" Hitchhikers book and series 1 of How I Met Your Mother!

    Yay, thanks Bucketman! (I can't think of anyone else that wears a bucket..)

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If a gift has arrived for me I won't be able to get it for 3 weeks at least. So sorry if my Satan has sent out my gift and is freaking out about whether or not I have it :P

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    just did a fairly thorough search of my room, still can't find the key

    tsatan send a message to skull man when you send it so that I get off my ass and go buy a new one

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My Satanee's gift was put in the mail yesterday.

    Shortly - shortly.

    FortyTwo on
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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I should never have clicked that link, now I want cheesecake :(

    man me too

    I haven't had a homemade cheesecake in years

    Okami on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Son of a bitch, my Satanee has fantastic taste.

    It will be difficult to not buy him many things from his wishlist.

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