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Secret Satans Regifting Thread, Featuring Bogey! (Exoneration on p.79)

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    When I was a child I got hit dead-center in the eye with some bacon grease. To this day I get just a little bit nervous whenever I cook bacon.

    Fortunately the power of bacon over-powers any hesitation.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vann Diras's satan doesn't want to be revealed.
    That's perfectly allowable.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Neville please tell me if my Satan was Burning Organ

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm not revealing who your satan is unless they post.
    That's their place to say or not say.
    It is SECRET Satan.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Viv I can offer you a clue:
    They post on the Penny Arcade forums.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I guess my gift arrived?

    I called my mom and there is a package waiting for me at the house from Amazon. So either I ordered something for myself without realizing it or my Satan is super speedy. I'll find out tomorrow when I go home for Thanksgiving.

    My Satanee will just have to wait because I have a rule of no xmas anything before Thanksgiving.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Neville please tell me if my Satan was Burning Organ

    Yes that was me!

    I am very happy you liked the present, I was considering sending some salmiakki flavoured hard booze, but don't know if that would have passed through customs.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Neville please tell me if my Satan was Burning Organ

    Yes that was me!

    I am very happy you liked the present, I was considering sending some salmiakki flavoured hard booze, but don't know if that would have passed through customs.

    Yeah Australian customs are ridiculous about consumables and alcohol... if it DID make it through they probably would've taxed you for it. :P

    But thank you so much! :D The sweets are definitely an acquired taste, heehee.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My pleasure (Trying to increase tourist activity in Finland by sending the most Finnish things everywhere ITT)

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Doodmann wrote: »
    I just found the other one! Apparently it came a couple days ago and no one told me. AWESOME thanks so much SporkAndrew

    At least you opened them in sequence -- getting Volume 2 but not Volume 1 would've sucked.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    It's just occurred to me that an Scrooge-like thing to do would be to go through strangers' wishlists on Amazon and buy stuff off them but then give them to other people. So go search for a bunch of random strangers' wishlists and if you see something your sister or dad might like, buy it off there but get it sent to your address rather than the wishlistees address. Then the stranger sees someone has bought them the season 5 OC DVD boxset and gets all excited about receiving it at Christmas but it never turns up. Or hell, even just buy stuff for yourself but go through other peoples' wishlists to find the items.

    I'm a nice guy, I don't know why I even think of things like this.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm a nice guy, I don't know why I even think of things like this.

    That happened to me one year. One of my friends was browsing through my wishlist, saw something he wanted and bought it himself. Except because he pressed the buy link from the wishlist Amazon thought it'd been sent to me and so removed it from the listing.

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Final package should be on its way soon, arriving some time next week.

    Hope my satanee likes it.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    So I got a couple of packages today, and, not being one to let them just sit around and collect dust while potential treasure troves of goodies lay hidden inside, I opened the fuck out of them. The first thing staring me in the face out of the package was this nifty little number:
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    A fucking solid start. I'd always been hazy on the subject of zombie apocalypse survival. I must have slept through that class in high school, I guess. This should help greatly.

    The next jewels gleaming from the bottom of packaging were thus:
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    Not one, not two, but three Jonah Hex graphic novels. One of them a 500 pager from the Golden Age of Hex comics. Holy fucking buttsex this is shaping up to be an embarrassment of riches.

    Last little item I got was this:
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    Now I know what you're all thinking: "But Hacksaw, what could you possibly do with a 36" inch rod made of solid titanium?" Well I could start by beating you to death with it, seeing as it is both incredibly lightweight and strong, thus making it the perfect weapon for bludgeoning someone as dumb as you to death with for asking such a stupid fucking question. It's a fucking rod made of titanium. You don't get much more badass than that.

    You the man, Stale. You the man. Next time you're in town, let me know and I will express my gratitude properly, in all its indecent and scandalous glory. ;-)

    Somewhere in there should be an invoice or a note or something that says

    "Now why am I giving you a 3 foot titanium rod? Because Fuck You, that's why, it's METAL."


    Merry Christmas!

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    welp

    even though I've bought everything for your gift, satanee, it's gonna be a couple weeks until I can send it off

    turns out I'm broke and can't exactly afford shipping it at the moment D:

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    Alright, I have settled on stuff to send but I just have to acquire it now.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man, now I wish I had a three foot long titanium rod

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm picking up and sending out everything this weekend, but... I don't know if my satan has a blu ray player!

    I do not want to get someone who is in the world of blu rays a dvd. That is embarrassing.

    Everyone sound off on what kind of rays you use to watch movies.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    i use the xbox360 for the dvds and the bippin and the boppin

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have no blu-ray but if I got a movie in that format I'd probably get a ps3 so I could play it.

    I got my person some movies without taking that into consideration too. She will get what I got her :x

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fuck yes

    I know what I'm getting my person finally

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I took all Blurays off my wishlist because of stupid region locking, which sucks because there are quite a few that I would like.

    Today is the deadline for my gift arriving, so if it's not there today then, well, the postal service sucks. I think I'll choose my final things from my Satanee's wishlist though and send them now too to make sure they get there on time.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I use only the bluest of rays

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So, I think my gift is waiting for me at the post office. I shall go there tomorrow and see!

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I still have yet to find my mail key :(

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Apparently my gift should be arriving soon, if it hasn't already

    I SHALL CHECK TOMORROW

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i put money off my credit card! will be buying my satan his gift on monday after i'm back from amsterdam and i'll pick up some candy and stuff and send it off

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    edited November 2009
    i ride the dvd wagon to movie town

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm still scratching my head on what badass store you can walk into and order lengths of titanium.

    I mean seriously.

    It confuses the fuck out of me, and I also feel a tad ignorant like this is a thing that I should've known all along.
    I'm putting a stick of Titanium on my birthday wishlist

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    edited November 2009
    stale wrested it from the still pulsating core of a terminator

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm still scratching my head on what badass store you can walk into and order lengths of titanium.

    I mean seriously.

    It confuses the fuck out of me, and I also feel a tad ignorant like this is a thing that I should've known all along.
    I'm putting a stick of Titanium on my birthday wishlist

    a um

    a hardware store?

    #pipe on
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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hooray I got some of my gifts today!

    There is a note from Amazon saying that there will be some other gifts arriving later, but international shipping is going to slow them down.

    Note also says that my satan will reveal his identity in the international package but I know who it is anyways because I am an internet detective. Actually I just happen to have seen his name in the SE++ facebook group

    Also I have this to say to him in regards to one gift in the package

    YOU SON OFFA BITCH!
    I actually laughed pretty damn hard when I saw it, the other gifts are awesome too! <3

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have ordered presents for my Satanee!

    Here is a hint: I have purchased items on your wishlist, but also items not on your wishlist. Also, one of the items not on your wishlist is the most expensive item.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    is there any difference to you between a lighter and a match?

    I can sometimes

    sometimse

    light a lighter, but I can't keep it lit very long... I definitely can't tilt it to light something, I have to bring the thing to be lit to the flame

    and if I mis-strike it and only sparks come out and I'm liable to freak out and drop it

    can't do matches though

    just can't won't shouldn't

    wow

    so were you like trapped in a burning building or something when you were younger or have any idea where the fear comes from?

    Fun Fact:

    I was in a building in downtown DC with Viv once when the fire alarms started going off. The look on her face was pretty telling.

    However, once we were out of the building, the hotness of the firefighters kinda made up for things apparently.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I'm still scratching my head on what badass store you can walk into and order lengths of titanium.

    I mean seriously.

    It confuses the fuck out of me, and I also feel a tad ignorant like this is a thing that I should've known all along.
    I'm putting a stick of Titanium on my birthday wishlist

    a um

    a hardware store?

    I prefer the "wrestled it from a terminator" story... but the truth

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I'm still scratching my head on what badass store you can walk into and order lengths of titanium.

    I mean seriously.

    It confuses the fuck out of me, and I also feel a tad ignorant like this is a thing that I should've known all along.
    I'm putting a stick of Titanium on my birthday wishlist

    a um

    a hardware store?

    I prefer the "wrestled it from a terminator" story... but the truth

    An inanimate carbon rod would be fun.

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Hooray I got some of my gifts today!

    There is a note from Amazon saying that there will be some other gifts arriving later, but international shipping is going to slow them down.

    Note also says that my satan will reveal his identity in the international package but I know who it is anyways because I am an internet detective. Actually I just happen to have seen his name in the SE++ facebook group

    Also I have this to say to him in regards to one gift in the package

    YOU SON OFFA BITCH!
    I actually laughed pretty damn hard when I saw it, the other gifts are awesome too! <3

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    (post pictures)

    #pipe on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PIPE.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    TOO LATE.

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