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Assassin's Creed 2: These Titles Are Never Funny

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
so dudes

this is out soon

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you get to kill

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instead of

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and it's gotten crazy good reviews across the board, everything bad about the first game is good now

you can do this:

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and this:

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talk about it before Defender comes in and angries it up

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  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am torn between this, and Modern Warfare 2. The reason I am torn is because my friends are trying to preassure me into getting it for the multiplayer.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    commercials for this are annoying and on all the time

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I got the first game yesterday.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it's-a cod italiano accentays time

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pretty excited to play this when it gets so cheap I won't feel bad about buying another assassin's creed game

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Holy shit is that a bat-thing in San Marco?
    I don't game, but any time I see this artwork I'm starting to rethink that.

    celandine on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah I don't have room for this in my holiday game buying. Maybe later during the rest of the year when I don't buy games

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
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    this just made me think of Ator flying in Cave Dwellers

    "I have slipped the surly bonds of earth and touched the hand of Gooood.."

    Druhim on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Seriously, the hang-glider really rubs me the wrong way about this game.

    (Looking forward to it though)

    Does it come out here today Yaya?

    Blake T on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friday here I think

    also GAME told me they'd let me trade in DJ Hero w/deck for 90 bucks

    woooo

    YaYa on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Seriously, the hang-glider really rubs me the wrong way about this game.

    (Looking forward to it though)

    Does it come out here today Yaya?

    in the "how could a hang-glider possibly be useful or possible as an assassin in the city" way?

    natek on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Seriously, the hang-glider really rubs me the wrong way about this game.

    (Looking forward to it though)

    Do you think that [strike]Altair[/strike] Mr. Italian Assassin-Guy actually weighs anything in this game, or is he going to climb like he's got no legs?

    AMP'd on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the hang-glider isn't something you can just pull out of your cloak, I think it's only for one or two missions

    and you have to have your buddies set up these giant torches beforehand so you can ride the thermals they give off

    no "press Right Bumper for Hang-Glider" here

    YaYa on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    natek wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Seriously, the hang-glider really rubs me the wrong way about this game.

    (Looking forward to it though)

    Does it come out here today Yaya?

    in the "how could a hang-glider possibly be useful or possible as an assassin in the city" way?

    It's also pulling believability a bit far as well.

    Same with the gun, but with the gun I am more, why is there a gun, we have throwing knives.

    Blake T on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Seriously, the hang-glider really rubs me the wrong way about this game.

    (Looking forward to it though)

    Do you think that [strike]Altair[/strike] Mr. Italian Assassin-Guy actually weighs anything in this game, or is he going to climb like he's got no legs?

    No legs, which makes even slightly more ridiculous as he is "just becoming" an assassin.

    Blake T on
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    Satans..... hints.....
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Throwing knives that kill instantly and are 100% accurate all the time

    E: Blaket, the assassin's arms must be tree trunks

    AMP'd on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bappity Boopity?

    I will try the demo of this game if there is one on the playstation 3 but I remember the other one being the R word

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    the hang-glider isn't something you can just pull out of your cloak, I think it's only for one or two missions

    and you have to have your buddies set up these giant torches beforehand so you can ride the thermals they give off

    no "press Right Bumper for Hang-Glider" here

    hang glide from one 200 ft building to another using candles to stay in the air?

    natek on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.

    Stale on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    Blake T on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I will rent this game

    but the last one made me cringe so hard

    story was awful and gameplay was clunky as hell

    #pipe on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    no, some Wii thing. I dunno. I haven't even touched my Wii in months.


    But the PS3 and the Wii are plugged into the same TV. So if she's got a game going, I'm fresh out of luck.

    Stale on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    #pipe on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I had a quick look at the IGN review and they said the PS3 version had frame rate issues and was generally less pretty to look at.

    But who knows how much money they were paid by Microsoft so +1 salt

    Blake T on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    Neo Geo

    Staleghoti on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    Neo Geo

    Haha I was literally going to make this post

    AMP'd on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    Neo Geo

    Virtual Boy

    Blake T on
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    Satans..... hints.....
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    Neo Geo

    Virtual Boy

    Intellivision

    Stale on
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    Neo Geo

    Virtual Boy

    Intellivision

    cup and ball

    Nuzak on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    Neo Geo

    Virtual Boy

    Intellivision

    cup and ball

    cup

    Blake T on
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    Satans..... hints.....
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    Neo Geo

    Virtual Boy

    Intellivision

    cup and ball

    cup

    cave walls

    YaYa on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    philosophy

    rape

    Swill on
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I rented this, pretty good so far. Ezio is much more likeable than Altair.

    That is not saying much thought since Altair had the personality of a block of wood.

    Blankspace on
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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    picked this up for the one true gaming console.

    I'll let you know how it is once the girl stops playing this ridiculous rabbits game.
    PSP?

    dreamcast.

    Neo Geo

    Virtual Boy

    Intellivision

    cup and ball

    cup

    2 girls

    RabidDeathMoose on
  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man fuck san marco

    why would you want pigeons to land on you

    simo on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I actually had an Intellivision when they were brand new

    played burger time out the wazoo

    #pipe on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This game is sooooooooo ridiculously fun!

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rnRRph4bcE

    we're closed now

    #pipe on
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I want this game so I can bash heads in with maces.

    Pharezon on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    featuring new jumping-into-hay physics and TOTALLY REVAMPED COMBAT*

    * now block in between countering one enemy at a time

    Clint Eastwood on
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