Cell phones aren't sexy. You should have a DS or a Wiimote or something in your hand. That would be all kinds of geeky hotness.
Dammit you old fart I wasn't trying to POSE or anything. I was on the phone with a friend who was late to the Christmas Eve party.
Jesus, I was KIDDING.
Man, you're edgy.
I just wanted an excuse to call you an old fart.
t Zephos: and Sam wonders why the fuck I cropped the cleavage.
You can call me an old fart any time you want.
As long as I get paid.
And there is nothing wrong with cleavage. At least not in my book. Which is called "Cleavage: Why it rules and why I married a Norweigian girl with huge tits"
I had to battle with my editor over the title. He said Norweigian was borderline racist.
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ZephosClimbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up.MichiganRegistered Userregular
edited January 2007
but, it'd still probably break your arm if you shot it like that.
i wish i had the pictures of me shooting the garand still.
Cell phones aren't sexy. You should have a DS or a Wiimote or something in your hand. That would be all kinds of geeky hotness.
Dammit you old fart I wasn't trying to POSE or anything. I was on the phone with a friend who was late to the Christmas Eve party.
Jesus, I was KIDDING.
Man, you're edgy.
I just wanted an excuse to call you an old fart.
t Zephos: and Sam wonders why the fuck I cropped the cleavage.
You can call me an old fart any time you want.
As long as I get paid.
And there is nothing wrong with cleavage. At least not in my book. Which is called "Cleavage: Why it rules and why I married a Norweigian girl with huge tits"
I had to battle with my editor over the title. He said Norweigian was borderline racist.
I grew out a beard to celebrate my freedom and everything, but it's gone now.
Twispby: It's an M249 SAW, a light machinegun.
never really thought of those as 'light'
but then again, i only know about guns from what i've played in Counter Strike
23 pounds loaded is light, as machineguns go. And it fires the same sized round as the M16. Besides, anything I can hold with one hand is light.
Pk, I can't remember what I did a week ago, so it's all good.
My friend's brother was using the SAW when he was in training. He said they kept having problems with the clips coming detached and they had to tape the clips on when they went through any kind of wooded area, because if a branch hit the clip wrong, it would pop right off.
Cell phones aren't sexy. You should have a DS or a Wiimote or something in your hand. That would be all kinds of geeky hotness.
Dammit you old fart I wasn't trying to POSE or anything. I was on the phone with a friend who was late to the Christmas Eve party.
Jesus, I was KIDDING.
Man, you're edgy.
I just wanted an excuse to call you an old fart.
t Zephos: and Sam wonders why the fuck I cropped the cleavage.
You can call me an old fart any time you want.
As long as I get paid.
And there is nothing wrong with cleavage. At least not in my book. Which is called "Cleavage: Why it rules and why I married a Norweigian girl with huge tits"
I had to battle with my editor over the title. He said Norweigian was borderline racist.
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It's giving me a seizure.
Sincerely,
Vivixenne
Man, you're edgy.
never really thought of those as 'light'
but then again, i only know about guns from what i've played in Counter Strike
i'll remove it if you want me to
t Zephos: and Sam wonders why the fuck I cropped the cleavage.
good lord posting from a super-great mac instead of a barely-operable PC is quite the shift
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Oh, that's right.
I forgot that there was even a whole thread about it and shit. Man, I must be losing it.
23 pounds loaded is light, as machineguns go. And it fires the same sized round as the M16. Besides, anything I can hold with one hand is light.
Pk, I can't remember what I did a week ago, so it's all good.
My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
You can call me an old fart any time you want.
As long as I get paid.
And there is nothing wrong with cleavage. At least not in my book. Which is called "Cleavage: Why it rules and why I married a Norweigian girl with huge tits"
I had to battle with my editor over the title. He said Norweigian was borderline racist.
i wish i had the pictures of me shooting the garand still.
sexiest
fucking
gun
on
the
face
of
the
earth.
WINNER OF ALL WINS
Nah, 5.56 is a weak round. I've shot an M16 like that and it kicks like a large pistol. Hell, I bet a .50 pistol would kick more.
My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
i remember you saying something about wishing you could shoot it like that when you originally posted the picture.
but i've never even fired an M16, let alone the SAW.
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Tragedy Vengeance for awesome hardcore (and i'm not usually one for hardcore)
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My friend's brother was using the SAW when he was in training. He said they kept having problems with the clips coming detached and they had to tape the clips on when they went through any kind of wooded area, because if a branch hit the clip wrong, it would pop right off.
I hope they fixed that.
Here's me as a poorly put together "J.D." from Scrubs.
My laziness is so great that instead of making a fake little doctor badge I just used my PAX badge.
The extra "i" is for extra...
Um...
Nothing applicable really rhymes.
That sucks.
hahahahahahahaha 'make love'
I think it's less "making love" and more "crazy hard banging" to that sort of tempo.
bored at work
looking for an isp that won't send men in suits to rape me with a shovel if i set up a server on their lines
[EDIT] Dammit I suck at typing the whipping noise.
Oh and here's my asshole friend trying to be as cool as me